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sasvermont
10-23-2002, 08:19 AM
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
pupper-lover
10-23-2002, 08:25 AM
:D That was fun to read. What a great way to start out the day.
Cookiebaker
10-23-2002, 08:50 AM
I love the lab's response--so true! They are all funny!!
Tina
10-23-2002, 09:41 AM
Oh,That is so cute and funny!!
ellensy
10-23-2002, 11:27 AM
LOL :D This one always makes me LOL :D
Crikit
10-23-2002, 06:49 PM
Trying to picture Winter doing the border collie's response but I really can't see her doing that. Hiding from it yay changing it naw.
Dakota's Mommy
10-24-2002, 09:17 AM
I love the lab's response--so true!
I was thinking the same thing. It sounds so much like a look I would have gotten from Toby for something like that! When he was younger, he was so precious to us all!

I always enjoy those when I read them. All I want to know now is what the danes and dalmations response was!
bnormal
10-25-2002, 09:33 AM
As soon as Callihan the Doberman wakes up he will not find this joke funny! LOL
lv4dogs
10-25-2002, 11:05 AM
That is too funny.
Kfamr
10-25-2002, 09:55 PM
Just one Simba:D

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid26/p559ad31f1d66f7f09679a11db58f4aee/fd84cc69.jpg

How many dogs does it take to knock over a lamp and break a lightbulb? Just one Simba, chasing One Honey crazily, around the house.