Tour de Alaska? And MORE bear news!

[RICHARD]

1) it's a bad idea.

2) You'll never hear "Go Lance, GO!!!!!"

3) I can't make it to work today, A bear bit me while I was on the road.

4) Do I still need a doctor's note?

5) Not ride AROUND THE BEAR?

6) You can finish your shift, grin and BEAR IT?

That's all I got....;)


http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/06/16/95962/bicyclist-plays-dead-to-escape.html

[RICHARD]

7) I said, "it's your cross to bear." not "cross the bear".

8) This guy "bearly" made it to work that day?

9) Does a bear poop in the woods? Who cares! I'm late to work.

[slick]

4) Do I still need a doctor's note? Depends if there is a "bear claws". :rolleyes:

[RICHARD]

Depends if there is a "bear claws". :rolleyes:

LOL,

or


Stop on the way in and pick up some donuts and BEAR claws, I'll bring coffee?

[RICHARD]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/18/vail-bear-attacks-justin-_n_617184.html

Not quite as exciting as Monkey News?

[Lady's Human]

Tour de Alaska? More like a Tour de Farce!

[RICHARD]

Tour de Alaska? More like a Tour de Farce!

I can cycle faster that a bear, I ain't laughing!:eek::D

[Marigold2]

No bear hug for you.