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RICHARD
05-21-2010, 11:32 PM
I do live a grand life.
It's not any better than anyone else's, but, it's mine and I love it!
I was in the store today and was heading into the cheese/yogurt section.
I walked past a woman to my left when she stopped in front looked toward me and said, loudy, "DO you want a ball?"
I took two steps, stopped and looked over my left shoulder at her.
I was about to say something when I heard a child say, "YES!!!!!"
I had walked between her and her child, who was in the process of looking at a display of the plastic play balls that they sell in the seasonal sections of the store.
I took my shock and kept walking, to the next aisle.
I do have a witness to the incident, so, I was propositioned, in a sense.:rolleyes::eek::o
Sounds like you dropped the ball there.
RICHARD
05-22-2010, 12:40 AM
Sounds like you dropped the ball there.
Something happened and it didn't go in my favor......:mad::(
happylabs
05-22-2010, 05:46 AM
Oh my gosh...you do have the life Richard. I am still waiting to be propositioned in the grocery store. :D
moosmom
05-22-2010, 08:06 AM
Oh RICHARD you are such a pig, but we LOOOOOOVE you!!!!
Laura's Babies
05-22-2010, 08:36 AM
I would love to hear what you were going to say back to her... was it XXXX rated?
wombat2u2004
05-22-2010, 08:44 AM
Hee hee.....Richard was hit on !!!! ;)
RICHARD
05-22-2010, 09:43 AM
I would love to hear what you were going to say back to her... was it XXXX rated?
no, I was going with the "Excuse me?"..
I was with my nephew. He's about 24, so I had to lead by example.
And what was I to tell him?
"I'm going home with a MYSTERY SHOPPER?"
:eek::rolleyes::p
happylabs
05-22-2010, 09:45 AM
no, I was going with the "Excuse me?"..
I was with my nephew. He's about 24, so I had to lead by example.
And what was I to tell him?
"I'm going home with a MYSTERY SHOPPER?"
:eek::rolleyes::p
LOL!!! Mystery shopper. :D
Bonny
05-22-2010, 05:45 PM
Richard runs into the blue light special. :D
All I ever run into in the grocery store are old men shopping for their wives & they can't find anything. One time I found the dark & light brown sugar ( I am not being racist) for some old fella & he didn't know which bag to take (I am not the bag either!) I told him to take both bags of brown sugar home & play it safe than sorry. He could always bring the incorrect one back & get his money back. But I said to be sure to HANG ON TO THE RECEIPT GRAMPS. ;)
RICHARD
05-22-2010, 06:25 PM
A few minutes before that happened I was in the parking lot and did the same thing to a woman.:o:rolleyes::eek:
My nephew and I always laugh and carry on when we get together. I broke a garden hoe and bought a cheap one to replace it at Target.
As we walked to the car, I turned to tease him as I pushed the cart . I grabbed the hoe handle, raised it, then said to him, "Ha Ha, I got a hoe!".
I meant it as a play on words, as a joke.
At that exact second a woman walked from around a van and shot me the dirtiest look....
I just about died....:eek::rolleyes:
Marigold2
05-22-2010, 10:58 PM
I guess women just can't help themselves around you.
wombat2u2004
05-23-2010, 01:13 AM
Look on it as an unfullfilled contract.........
Offer..........................She threw it right in your face.
Consideration...............Your hand went for your wallet.
Acceptance.................You chickened out, that's when you ran.
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