RICHARD
05-04-2010, 10:01 PM
I have had a bug bite or something on my left arse cheek that has finally 'gone away'.:rolleyes:
I was working out doors when I first noticed it. I was sweating and I could feel it sting, so I scratched.
It itched for two days until I backed my rear to a mirror and saw a 4 inch scratch on my skin.
How did I do THAT?
Simple process of deduction?
I do not own razor sharp nails.
I do not jump on people that are sleeping.
The only time I am 'exposed' in that way is when I sleep.
I do not remember it happening....
I do dream of people poking or punching me in my dreams.
Lately and often.
Since I do not sleep with sharp objects?
IT MUST BE ALIEN ABDUCTION.
I was working out doors when I first noticed it. I was sweating and I could feel it sting, so I scratched.
It itched for two days until I backed my rear to a mirror and saw a 4 inch scratch on my skin.
How did I do THAT?
Simple process of deduction?
I do not own razor sharp nails.
I do not jump on people that are sleeping.
The only time I am 'exposed' in that way is when I sleep.
I do not remember it happening....
I do dream of people poking or punching me in my dreams.
Lately and often.
Since I do not sleep with sharp objects?
IT MUST BE ALIEN ABDUCTION.