Green Eggs and Ham Thursday #373

[RICHARD]

I got a PM that said, "Hey man!"
Do a Thursday with Green Eggs and Ham!
Would you eat them in the bar?
Would you eat them in a car?

Would you eat them with the ORC?
Green Eggs from chikins! Green Ham from pork?
Would you order them just for fun?
Just to hear me say they're "DONE"?

The drink on the side? you can savor,
A giant malt of chocolate flavor!
A Thursday dedicated to Green Eggs and Ham?
Can we do it, I think we can.

You can order them all day long,
You can have them for a song!
Green Eggs and Ham, so you say!
It's the menu, for Thursdays!

DONE!;)

[Catherinedana]

I'll have the chocolate malt!! But you can skip the GE&H. I'll have a bagel instead!! :D

[Pinot's Mom]

Catherine - you need to TRY them at least!!

I'll have green eggs and ham, please, with a malt (but can mine be vanilla?).

Good morning everyone!

[RICHARD]

I'll have the chocolate malt!! But you can skip the GE&H. I'll have a bagel instead!! :D

LOL, Here goes.

A chocolate malt, a bagel instead?
I'll fill your order, then I'm back to bed!
You should try Green Eggs and Ham!
You would like them, Bartender I am!

DONE!

PM,
Green Eggs and Ham, Vanilla Malt drink?
That ones easy, I should think!
Here your order of Green Eggs and Ham.
Hot off the grill, the cook, I am!

DONE!

[smokey the elder]

In Connecticut there's an egg farm that sells REAL green (shelled) eggs! Apparently there's one specific type of hen that lays those.

[Queen of Poop]

I'd have a chocolate malt kind sir.
I'll pass on the green eggs and ham however and have some granola and organic yogurt.

[happylabs]

YUM! Green Eggs and Ham for me please Richard. How about some bleu cheese on those green eggs? Chocolate Malt too! Toast and fried potatoes would go along nicely as well. Let's do it up right! :D

[RICHARD]

In Connecticut there's an egg farm that sells REAL green (shelled) eggs! Apparently there's one specific type of hen that lays those.

A farm of eggs in the shade of green?
In person, those eggs, I have never seen!
Pigs that make Green Ham, but how?
And what color meat is produced by a cow?
:confused:

Done.


QoP,
Granola, yougurt, a choco malt?
No Eggs or Ham? I have to halt!
This order's too easy, could have been harder.
Green Eggs and Ham, stock the larder.


DONE!


HL,

Green Eggs and Ham dressed with bleu cheese.
With a chocolate malt, as you please.
Fried potatos and a side of toast?
I'll do my best, as your host!

DONE!

[Pinot's Mom]

YUM! Green Eggs and Ham for me please Richard. How about some bleu cheese on those green eggs? Chocolate Malt too! Toast and fried potatoes would go along nicely as well. Let's do it up right! :D

I like your thinking! Can I still stick with the vanilla malt, though? :)

[Bonny]

Hey Man!

I'll have some green eggs & ham with jam
Could you spare a small piece of Spam

A large choclate malt will do
Along with with a simple piece of toast too

Thanks Man! :D

[wombat2u2004]

I taut I mite haf a beer. :p

[Lady's Human]

Would I eat them with the Orc?
I would eat them with the Orc!
Would I eat them with a fork?
Yes, sir yes sir with a fork.

I would like green eggs and ham,
Just don't serve me any green spam!

[pomtzu]

I taut I mite haf a beer. :p

Sounds like you've had enough already. Richard - I think he needs coffee!!!!

[lvpets2002]

:eek: WoW you guessed by favorite food.. Look woohh I found.. The Dr Seuss.. Yes Orc come on over & lets eat some green eggs & ham together..
**Loved Your Poem Richard.. good one..**

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae328/bogart2009/517VdChGPaLgreeneggs.jpg

[wombat2u2004]

Sounds like you've had enough already. Richard - I think he needs coffee!!!!

Yeth........cofee :D

[RICHARD]

Hey Man!

I'll have some green eggs & ham with jam
Could you spare a small piece of Spam

A large choclate malt will do
Along with with a simple piece of toast too

Thanks Man! :D

Of course you can order some with Spam.
I'm just here to help, Can I call you Ma'am!
If you allow me a little boast?
Homemade bread was once your toast!

DONE!

Wom,

It's 5 o'clock some place on earth.
What do they drink on your piece of turf?
Or shall I fill your coffee cup.
In the land where things "Down" are "UP"?

DONE?

LH,

Green Spam does sound a little shady,
You can share some with your LADY.
IF you apply a little torque.
the Spam will fall off of your fork!

DONE!

Pom,

Do you want a plate of chow?
After a taste, you may say WOW!
A cup of coffee, I can add that too!
A special offer, just for you!

LP,

David will like that you are feeding
The giant ORC, It was what he was needing!
Service for two, and I am betting
The ORC will destroy both place settings!

DONE?:eek:

[Cinder & Smoke]

OK ... I byte (at least figuratively) on the origin of the GREEN Eggs ...

Now let's hear the tail of the :cool: GREEN PIG!

:p

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The eggs with the green shells are lower in cholesterol than normal eggs. ;)
Just a tid-bit I picked up on my journey to lower my cholesterol. (which is not working out so hot by the way)

Just a cherry limeade for me today, please? :love:

[lvpets2002]

:eek: WoW is there really green eggs shells of eggss?? I did not know that..
The eggs with the green shells are lower in cholesterol than normal eggs. ;)
Just a tid-bit I picked up on my journey to lower my cholesterol. (which is not working out so hot by the way)

Just a cherry limeade for me today, please? :love:

[Lady's Human]

Green pigs?

There ya go!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4605202.stm

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41208000/jpg/_41208332_glow203.jpg

[davidpizzica]

:eek: WoW you guessed by favorite food.. Look woohh I found.. The Dr Seuss.. Yes Orc come on over & lets eat some green eggs & ham together..
**Loved Your Poem Richard.. good one..**

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae328/bogart2009/517VdChGPaLgreeneggs.jpg

LP, I'm glad you're giving Orc a good meal and keeping him out of trouble!!

[lvpets2002]

:p Well yes Orc is getting a good meal.. Butttt who the heck thinks he is staying out of trouble..:rolleyes: Heck the last I looked he was trying to throw the eggss at everyone & then was putting green dye into the ketsup bottle & Squirting.. :p Watch out David & you had better Duck cause here comes Orc with the bottle..:D
LP, I'm glad you're giving Orc a good meal and keeping him out of trouble!!

[wombat2u2004]

Of course you can order some with Spam.
I'm just here to help, Can I call you Ma'am!
If you allow me a little boast?
Homemade bread was once your toast!

DONE!

Wom,

It's 5 o'clock some place on earth.
What do they drink on your piece of turf?
Or shall I fill your coffee cup.
In the land where things "Down" are "UP"?

DONE?

LH,

Green Spam does sound a little shady,
You can share some with your LADY.
IF you apply a little torque.
the Spam will fall off of your fork!

DONE!

Pom,

Do you want a plate of chow?
After a taste, you may say WOW!
A cup of coffee, I can add that too!
A special offer, just for you!

LP,

David will like that you are feeding
The giant ORC, It was what he was needing!
Service for two, and I am betting
The ORC will destroy both place settings!

DONE?:eek:

HAH !!!! You should have been a poet man...fair dinkum. ;)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

:eek: WoW is there really green eggs shells of eggss?? I did not know that..

The shells are a really pale green not bright green. Does that make it feel better for you? :D :love: Just think of them as an evolved brown egg. :D

Richard I want a poem with my cherry limeade too!:D

[Karen]

From ohdangfarm (http://www.ohdangfarm.com):

http://www.ohdangfarm.com/other_animals/images/OtherAnimalsChicken4sml.jpg

The green eggs are from Araucana hens, shown with brown eggs from Buff Orpington hens.

[RICHARD]

shown with brown eggs from Buff Orpington hens.

Do you think we could have fun,
With some Eggs from Buff Orpington?
Only Eggs and Ham are served at this venue!
It's the only thing Printed on the Menu?;)

DONE?

MOFF,

A cherry limeade made from the very best stuff!
The ORC picked the cherries while he was in the buff!
I'll set aside your Green Eggs and Ham!
And save you a slice of our delicious Green Spam!

DONE!

David,

In charge of the Orc You will be,
His remote now has fresh batteries!
Grab a napkin and pull up a chair.
The ORC will be your guest, That's only fair!

DONE!

C&S,

Glowing green, Black Light Bacon,
You asked for the 'tail', that ain't no faking!
Science gives us green tinted ham!
Wait till you see the what they will do for SPAM!

DONE!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

MOFF,

A cherry limeade made from the very best stuff!
The ORC picked the cherries while he was in the buff!
I'll set aside your Green Eggs and Ham!
And save you a slice of our delicious Green Spam!

DONE!



I don't know which is more frightening: orc picking my cherries while he is in the buff or green spam!!! :eek:

Thanks for the poem though. :love:

[RICHARD]

I don't know which is more frightening: orc picking my cherries while he is in the buff or green spam!!! :eek:

Thanks for the poem though. :love:

Leave a good tip?;)

[Lady's Human]

A good tip?

Don't buy a 2004 Ford pickup.

[RICHARD]

A good tip?

Don't buy a 2004 Ford pickup.

LOL, Don't bet on the Dodgers!;)

[DJFyrewolf36]

Ive got green pizza (pesto!) I shall share with all of you! Ill take a green drink...and a green drink for the cats too!

[Queen of Poop]

Morning all. Coffee and tea are on.

[RICHARD]

Ive got green pizza (pesto!) I shall share with all of you! Ill take a green drink...and a green drink for the cats too!

Green Eggs and Ham, Pizza too!
The catnip tea is put to brew!
The green drink? JUst for you?
How's about a cold Mountain Dew?

DONE!

I'll do tea. I have had a jonesing for a donut.

A jelly filled donut.:D

[lbaker]

The donut would have to be filled with mint jelly, keeping with the green theeng theme :rolleyes:
Laurie

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Leave a good tip?;)

Don't throw green eggs and ham or green spam at a police officer!!! Can get you in a HEAP of trouble. ;)

[RICHARD]

The donut would have to be filled with mint jelly, keeping with the green theeng theme :rolleyes:
Laurie

LOL, I thought the same thing!

MOFF,

What are you up to?:D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

MOFF,

What are you up to?:D

4 ft 9 :D (well, maybe shorter by now) ;)

[RICHARD]

4 ft 9 :D (well, maybe shorter by now) ;)

I deserved that. I mean with throwing food at the police.

[slick]

Hey everyone! Just checking in quickly. I still have no computer at home because it's packed away with the painters doing their thing. Whole condo should be complete by next Wednesday. Looking forward to a fresh look. So, on with green eggs and ham - I've had green ham in my fridge before that sadly had to be thrown out or rather it walked out on it's own. :eek::D

I don't have enough time to try and think up a rhyme - I'm challenged anyway. Just give me a double BM, pinch of lemon and a celery stick. Have to race back to work.

You know, it's amazing the things you can get done at home when you don't have a computer..... :confused::p

MOFF - don't worry. Good things come in small packages. :love::love:

[Queen of Poop]

Could I get a tea please. Watching all the snow fall is making me chilly.

[cassiesmom]

I had a green egg one time,
In egg salad it was divine.
My friend Scott's mom has several chickens;
Salad with fresh eggs - finger lickin'!

[Seriously! My college roommate's mother-in-law is a 4-H volunteer up in central Michigan. Besides the chickens, she's got this amazing huge garden, so my roommate and her husband always have home-grown vegetables because they can and preserve what they don't use. She also sews and knits - she taught me to do a hem properly, for which I'm extremely grateful. Whites from her fresh eggs are just slightly greenish in color. After those, grocery store eggs aren't the same! I like Scott's mom's eggs hard-boiled (in distilled water, please) with just a little pepper, nothing else. They're sooooooo yummy!]

Could I have green tea, please, barkeep?

[RICHARD]

You know, it's amazing the things you can get done at home when you don't have a computer..... :confused::p



Computer down, paint's on the condo.
A new color, that sounds mondo!
I got your order, I'll make it quick,
Double Mary with a celery stick!

DONE!

QoP,

One hot tea!

DONE!

CM,

One green tea is your wish,
We also have beef, pork and fish!
We also have green eggs and ham
And on the shelf? I see Green Spam!

DONE!

[RedHedd]

4 ft 9 :D (well, maybe shorter by now) ;)

We're the same height! er, um, I mean lack thereof :D

I'll have a green tea and no ham .... I'm tired of ham! Been eating it all week!

[RICHARD]

We're the same height! er, um, I mean lack thereof :D

I'll have a green tea and no ham .... I'm tired of ham! Been eating it all week!


Tired of Ham? But, what about Eggs?
For that simple question, An answer I beg!
Pot of hot water, is what I see!
Let me fix you a hot cup of tea!

DONE!

[slick]

My computer is up but just for two days
On Sunday night it's back to old ways
Right now I'm getting aroung the maze
Step over this and around that can drive you "craze"

Last night I fell and heard a loud crack
Right wrist on cement gives great pain attack
Will sit for hours in emerge on a sack (????:confused:)
Waiting for hunky doctor to usher me back

I hope it's not broken and needing a cast
"Cause then how can I possibly have a blast
On my vacation time 2 weeks from now
Boy I'll sure feel like a cow

So do I want green eggs and ham??
I'm Slick I'm Slick I say I am
As long as it's Canadian ham
I'm Slick I'm Slick I'm hungry I am



OK, that's the best I can do with one hand. I'm in pain and have to run now. I expect to sit for at least 4-5 hours in emerge....

[Catty1]

OOOWWWW! Poor you, slick! I hope you are fixed up and on good pain meds in no time.

Two weeks - well, that's a fair bit of time for some healing to happen.

Where are you headed on your hawliday?

Barkeep - I'm sick of ham too...but some eggs would be great. Three-egg low fat green omelette please! :D

[RICHARD]

My computer is up but just for two days
On Sunday night it's back to old ways
Right now I'm getting aroung the maze
Step over this and around that can drive you "craze"

Last night I fell and heard a loud crack
Right wrist on cement gives great pain attack
Will sit for hours in emerge on a sack (????:confused:)
Waiting for hunky doctor to usher me back

I hope it's not broken and needing a cast
"Cause then how can I possibly have a blast
On my vacation time 2 weeks from now
Boy I'll sure feel like a cow

So do I want green eggs and ham??
I'm Slick I'm Slick I say I am
As long as it's Canadian ham
I'm Slick I'm Slick I'm hungry I am



OK, that's the best I can do with one hand. I'm in pain and have to run now. I expect to sit for at least 4-5 hours in emerge....

Hey there Slick, Gravity Sucks!
Just before vacation? That's bad luck!
Canuckian Ham! That sounds nice,
I'll fix you up some eggs and a slice!

DONE!

C1,

Sick of ham! that Easter treat!
But you do want eggs? Grab a seat!
Three low fat eggs, in omelette style!
That should keep you, for a while!

DONE!

[lbaker]

There was a comic strip in today's Post where a not-so-bright pig had a TX Aggie poster on this wall but it was green. His friend Rat told him green wasn't even the Aggies color so Pig asked if he could replace it with a Mia Hamm soccer poster and Pig said "NO, I'M TIRED OF GREEN AGS AND HAMM!!!" I groaned and, of course... immediately thought of Thursdays bar and wanted some Baileys and coffee!!! :D:rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Has anyone heard how Slick came out at the er? Hope nothing was broken. :love:

Got a phone call from Dorohty39 today. She said tell everyone HI and she misses us. Richard, I read her the little poem you wrote for me. We both loved it and giggled. :love:

Been watching disaster movies on sci fi all day. So need another cherry limeade to wash them down. :D

[slick]

I'm here MOFF. :love: Nothing broken but I have some pulled tendons and the doc put on a splint that I can take on and off at will. It's quite sore....

Bartender - one strong drink here please. Things not going well at work - boss is back.:mad::rolleyes:

[Pinot's Mom]

Slick, I'm sorry for your pain, let me buy you a drink!

We had one of my mac and cheese concoctions with blue/cheddar/parmesan, ground beef and broccoli - there is some left, takers? It was nice with a Tempranillo wine. Barkeep, take a break, I'll serve!:)

[slick]

We had one of my mac and cheese concoctions with blue/cheddar/parmesan, ground beef and broccoli - OK, I definitely need the recipe for this one. :)

[RICHARD]

LOL,

I do not allow M&C in my house!:D;)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL,

I do not allow M&C in my house!:D;)

:eek: Is that allowed in America? :eek: ;):love:

[Pinot's Mom]

OK, I definitely need the recipe for this one. :)

Ummm, these never have recipes...
Elbow mac, basic cheddar sauce, what was left of the crumbled blue cheese, some parm (enough to taste, not enough to dry it out), crumbled leftover burgers grilled the night before, a cereal bowl full of blanched fresh broccoli, ground pepper, garlic, I think that's all I put in it... Wish I could be more specific, but that's the way I throw things together sometimes.

Barkeep, a round for the bar, a vodka & diet for me please!

[slick]

PM:
I'm extremely "culinary challenged" and I need quantities please for example ratio of sauce to contents (mac, broccoli, burger, etc):o:o. Ok, Ok, I'll give it a try. LOL

Dickie: the usual please. thanks.

[RICHARD]

One Double BM, prawns!
DONE!

[Pinot's Mom]

First of all, my best advice is to start with "Joy of Cooking" - it's been my cooking bible FOREVER. It gives good ratios and great basic sauces. You start there and just create! Good luck!!

[lbaker]

RICHARD, no mac & cheese allowed??? :eek: Are you a Communist or something :confused:;)

How are you feeling today Slick? Sorry for the bad luck :(

[RICHARD]

RICHARD, no mac & cheese allowed??? :eek: Are you a Communist or something :confused:;)

How are you feeling today Slick? Sorry for the bad luck :(

lol, I harbor ill will towards M&C and SPAM.

We had a cupboard FILLED with it when we were growing up.....

Every once in a while I make a package and put some SPAM into it to remind me of the 'good' old days, but have and aversion to it normally.



Yes,
Sometimes, I am a Commie.


Especially when I get an upset stomach and get the "trotskies".:eek::o:rolleyes::confused:;):)

[slick]

Oh all this talk about M & C - when I get my place back in order I'm going to make myself a big batch - hold the SPAM please. I hate that stuff.

LOL was watching Dinner Impossible the other night (it was late) and the guy was trying to make something out of Ramen Noodles (I think he had to feed hundreds of University students). Not sure what he made but another dish he prepared had SPAM in it. I had to laugh and think of you Richard. I'm sure you have a million and one ways to prepare them.

Thanks for the drink, I'll have another please.

**waves** Hi Laurie. Hand getting better but it's all bruised - looks like I've been punching something - or someone :rolleyes:

[smokey the elder]

If you ever had MY prep (stolen from a Carribean cookbook) you might reconsider!

I have been besieged by drama llamas this week, so need something strong. I thought I saw some Tully back there...:p

[pomtzu]

LOL was watching Dinner Impossible the other night (it was late) and the guy was trying to make something out of Ramen Noodles (I think he had to feed hundreds of University students). Not sure what he made but another dish he prepared had SPAM in it. I had to laugh and think of you Richard. I'm sure you have a million and one ways to prepare them.



There is actually a cookbook by the name of: 101 Things To Do With Ramen Noodles. I understand it's pretty popular with college students. I was thinking of getting it and a case of ramen noodles as a gag gift for my granddaughter's graduation next month, since she will be off to college in the Fall. ;):D

[cassiesmom]

I must be really old, then, because when I was in college, the staple carbohydrate was Kraft macaroni and cheese ... which I still love 25 years later :)

It's a nice day! Could I have water with a lemon slice, please?

[Pinot's Mom]

I must be really old, then, because when I was in college, the staple carbohydrate was Kraft macaroni and cheese ... which I still love 25 years later :)

Right there with ya on that one! Always a blue box or two in our house! Must be Kraft, though. I doctor it up a LOT, though, not like the old days when we prepared it as printed. Slick, you should try THAT with blue cheese and parm - it's easy enough!

Barkeep! We're having a lovely day here, too, so how about my usual and the leftover pasta with a little salad? Drinks on me, y'all! :)

[RICHARD]

A refill for Slick.
DONE!

STE,

Ah....IT's only Wednesday?;)

DONE!

POM,

There are really 104 things to do with Ramen.....

Three are not publishable!;)

DONE!

CM,

The noodles are old, You think you are!;)

DONE!

PM,

The usual and a plate!

DONE!


Time to get another Thursday's going!

See you all there!

DONE!