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RICHARD
03-16-2010, 10:40 PM
Dear Friend,

As you may have heard, the Los Angeles area was hit by a magnitude 4.4 earthquake early this morning. As of now we are still gathering reports of all the damage across the area.

So far, We have had a freeway pothole open up and some of the ice cream bars at a local 7-11 fell over.

Even the smallest earthquake can put a person on edge-they can lose sleep, become jumpy at the smallest household noise, truck passing on the street or having a beloved pet jump onto the floor.

The Pet Talkers here in the Greater Los Angeles Area need your help.

We need alcohol, sleeping pills or cash as we would like to do Vegas and gamble away our tension.

I have set up a relief fund for the people that REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!

We need cash to help us get over our frayed nerves-large amounts of it.

You may have donated to other relief funds -10 dollars- via text messaging or paypal accounts. No need to use the internet to donate.

PLEASE send 50 and 100 dollar bills-cash only, no checks, money orders or credit cards-we cannot process any electronic donations at the moment.

Your donations will go a long way to assist the helpless people affected by this small earthquake.

Thank you!

Catty1
03-16-2010, 11:07 PM
And this request is made in Absolute Confidence and all money transfers will be done through the most secure transactons....

Oops, had that confused with Mr Umbolu's letter...:p:D

Cinder & Smoke
03-17-2010, 01:07 AM
I have set up a relief fund for the people that REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!

Your donations will go a long way to assist the helpless people affected by this small earthquake.

What Sizes and Colors are the Commemorative T-shirts available in?

:p

wombat2u2004
03-17-2010, 01:09 AM
Is Monopoly money ok ???? :D

wombat2u2004
03-17-2010, 01:12 AM
And this request is made in Absolute Confidence and all money transfers will be done through the most secure transactons....

Oops, had that confused with Mr Umbolu's letter...:p:D

You shouldn't say bad things about my mate Mr. Umbolu.
I've just transferred my life savings to him, so that he can access that 10 million dollars he promised me :D

Medusa
03-17-2010, 07:04 AM
You shouldn't say bad things about my mate Mr. Umbolu.
I've just transferred my life savings to him, so that he can access that 10 million dollars he promised me :D

Hey, wait just a second! He promised that money to me!

Laura's Babies
03-17-2010, 07:41 AM
The money is in the mail to ya Richard! You poor thing, TRY to have some fun in Vegas!

RICHARD
03-17-2010, 09:41 AM
What Sizes and Colors are the Commemorative T-shirts available in?

:p

Black, Sizes SM-XXLT with "I gave to the L.A. Earthquake Fund and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!!!" on the back.:eek:




Is Monopoly money ok ???? :D

I usually send the Monopoly money to the politicians.....:D


LB,

Thanks, I'll put some dollars down for you!

kitten645
03-17-2010, 11:01 AM
There are no small Earthquakes!

Cinder & Smoke
03-17-2010, 11:09 AM
I usually send the Monopoly money to the politicians.....:D


HEY!

Now THAT's a really good protest idea!

But I wonder if the Dummie Politicians would get the point? :confused:

:p

lvpets2002
03-17-2010, 12:41 PM
:) How about some real hot salsa & chips.. At least the salsa will give you some worries..:D

RICHARD
03-17-2010, 06:25 PM
:) How about some real hot salsa & chips.. At least the salsa will give you some worries..:D

I walked into the store and saw a display of potato chips today.

Sorry about the crappy pictures but look who wants some!:eek::D

Laura's Babies
03-17-2010, 06:30 PM
Earthquake Chips? Does that mean they are all crushed up?

RICHARD
03-17-2010, 06:37 PM
lol, NO they pretty much intact and taste like they are baked. Not too bad for 99 cents a bag!:)

http://californiachips.com/

wombat2u2004
03-18-2010, 05:25 AM
Hey, wait just a second! He promised that money to me!

He did ??? I'll split it with you !!! :D

lvpets2002
03-18-2010, 10:31 AM
:p Too funny.. Hey my cats love certain kind of chips.. For sure they love Cheetos..:D
Earthquake Chips? Does that mean they are all crushed up?

RICHARD
04-05-2010, 03:11 PM
Just want to remind you that we still need your donations!

Mr Umbolo says it's o.k. to cash.;)

wombat2u2004
04-05-2010, 08:50 PM
Just want to remind you that we still need your donations!

Mr Umbolo says it's o.k. to cash.;)

Don't worry Richard. No need to remind us, we have already sent the money to Mr. Umbolo.
You should be hearing from him soon. :D

RICHARD
04-05-2010, 11:09 PM
Don't worry Richard. No need to remind us, we have already sent the money to Mr. Umbolo.
You should be hearing from him soon. :D

NO.....

Mr. Umbolo does not give receipts!:eek: