Naked man steals children's books - *Arrest made*

[Grace]

Can't wait to get Richard's comments on this one :D


http://www.annarbor.com/news/naked-man-steals-books-from-ypsilanti-district-library-police-say/

[RICHARD]

Can't wait to get Richard's comments on this one :D


http://www.annarbor.com/news/naked-man-steals-books-from-ypsilanti-district-library-police-say/

Easy!

Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
I would start with pelvic thrust,
Then I run, as I must!

Dressed in a overcoat, jeans and hat!
A hundred sixty pounds? Was he fat?
Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!

He beat the cops - ran out the door.
Picked his clothes up, off the floor.
Armed with his loot, just what he took.
They happened to be all children's books!

Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
.

[kokopup]

Good one Richard. I take back what I said about you.:D

[RICHARD]

Good one Richard. I take back what I said about you.:D

Why? You weren't lying.....;)

[wombat2u2004]

Good God !!!! A naked man who steals childrens books ???
You Americans have everything......I'm so envious now !!! :p:p

[gini]

Oh my goodness, I have relatives in this town. They must be thrilled with this kind of notoriety.

Years ago a woman I know was flashed in Golden Gate park in San Francisco. She stopped and said "congratulations" and then kept on walking.

The flasher was "deflated" with her reaction.:D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I sure hope they disinfect those books or burn them. I would hate to think of any children touching them after he had them. yuck!!! :eek:

[Grace]

Oh my goodness, I have relatives in this town. They must be thrilled with this kind of notoriety.

Years ago a woman I know was flashed in Golden Gate park in San Francisco. She stopped and said "congratulations" and then kept on walking.

The flasher was "deflated" with her reaction.:D

I used to live in Ypsi. Know exactly where that library is - not too far from the Police Department.

[Daisy and Delilah]

Easy!

Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
I would start with pelvic thrust,
Then I run, as I must!

Dressed in a overcoat, jeans and hat!
A hundred sixty pounds? Was he fat?
Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!

He beat the cops - ran out the door.
Picked his clothes up, off the floor.
Armed with his loot, just what he took.
They happened to be all children's books!

Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
.

Oh Richard.......you have missed your calling so many times!!:D :) :D

[Grace]

Oh Richard.......you have missed your calling so many times!!:D :) :D

What she said :love::love:

[phesina]

I sure hope they disinfect those books or burn them. I would hate to think of any children touching them after he had them. yuck!!! :eek:

Did you see this one down in the comments in response to the article? -
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eeew....so he steals childrens books, but we don't know which ones, now he can be inappropriet with the books and drop them in the drop box and no one will know those books have cooties....this is one reason I don't read books from the library.
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In fact, a number of the comments are quite ..uh.. interesting? .. :eek::rolleyes::D

This took place just up the road a piece from me!

[Marigold2]

Here's hoping he got frostbite.

[Grace]

Here's hoping he got frostbite.

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[Grace]

An arrest has been made -


Ypsilanti police say they caught the naked man who stole children's books from the Ypsilanti District Library last week.

The man is jailed, and police are seeking charges of indecent exposure, larceny from a building, and felony resisting and obstructing.

Police said the man, who is on parole, was identified today.

He is accused of entering the library branch on Michigan Avenue last Thursday and asking an employee for help selecting children's books. The employee told police she returned to her desk, and the man stepped out from behind a bookcase naked.

The man "thrust his hips in the direction" of the woman, but didn't make any other movements toward her, the release said. He fled as she called police.

Officers went to the suspect's home today, but he wasn't there, so they left a business card, the release said. The man showed up at the Ypsilanti Police Department at about 3 p.m.

But when he was asked to step into the back of the station from the lobby, the man bolted, the release said. Officers gave chase and caught him in the 400 block of Ferris Street.

The man was questioned and was then transported to the jail to await arraignment, police said.

Police officials did not have additional details this evening, including how the man was identified or his previous conviction.

[RICHARD]

Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
A drawing was made of your 'naked' face
Then they sent the police to your place!

We know you did it, that you stole,
Children's books! You are on Parole!
You weren't home, a little evasion?
Please show up at the police station!

Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
Larceny and resisting with exposure?
This case needs a little closure!

Justice is swift and often blind?
But, the ugly truth is in our mind!
Naked man, books in hand!
You thrust you hips and then you ran.

Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
Your crime spree turned EPIC FAIL!
Now you'll spend time, again in jail!

Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?

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You rhyme Ypsilanti?

[pomtzu]

OMG Richard - that was priceless!!!! LMAO

What talent!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[Catherinedana]

Naked man, books in hand!
You thrust your hips and then you ran.

Oh!!! Fabulous!!!! :D :D :D



You rhyme Ypsilanti?

In my shanty?
Without panties?

[RICHARD]

Oh!!! Fabulous!!!! :D :D :D




In my shanty?
Without panties?

See, I'm not THAT talented!;)


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Thanks for editing that line.

When I 'channel' The Good Doctor?

It literally runs/spills out of my head and I have to write it down quickly, or I forget.
I think faster than I type so there are errors!

Ypsilanti Rocks.

[Catherinedana]

I was hoping you wouldn't mind the correction. . .English Major + compulsive behavior and I couldn't let it stand without the "r" in "your".

But what's a little "r" among friends, right?

[RICHARD]

I was hoping you wouldn't mind the correction. . .English Major + compulsive behavior and I couldn't let it stand without the "r" in "your".

But what's a little "r" among friends, right?

Welcome to the wonderful world of ADHD?:eek::confused:;)

[wombat2u2004]

Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
A drawing was made of your 'naked' face
Then they sent the police to your place!

We know you did it, that you stole,
Children's books! You are on Parole!
You weren't home, a little evasion?
Please show up at the police station!

Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
Larceny and resisting with exposure?
This case needs a little closure!

Justice is swift and often blind?
But, the ugly truth is in our mind!
Naked man, books in hand!
You thrust you hips and then you ran.

Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
Your crime spree turned EPIC FAIL!
Now you'll spend time, again in jail!

Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?

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You rhyme Ypsilanti?

You should have been a poet Richard.:eek:

[RICHARD]

You should have been a poet Richard.:eek:

I can rhyme "truck" no problem what so ever!;)

I just ripped off the format and suited it to my sick mind. I wish they gave out Nobel Prizes for dirty limericks!:eek::o:D

[Bonny]

After reading those two poems, how can I read Green Eggs & Ham to my grandson without laughing through the whole thing. :eek::cool::eek: Maybe I should read the poems to him first & then the book? We can both have a good laugh. :D

[Grace]

For Richard -

http://www.popandpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/nobel_medal.jpg

[RICHARD]

For Richard -

http://www.popandpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/nobel_medal.jpg

I have share it with you, you posted the article!

"There once was site called Pet Talk......":eek:

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Bonny,

Wait until you see what I do with "One fish, Two Fish"!:eek:;)

[phesina]

This was covered on the evening news on Detroit's Channel 4 tonight! - http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/22721251/index.html

AND... not only does he face criminal charges, his library card is being revoked, too!

[phesina]

Did you drop your underpanty
At the library in Ypsilanti?

[wombat2u2004]

This was covered on the evening news on Detroit's Channel 4 tonight! - http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/22721251/index.html

AND... not only does he face criminal charges, his library card is being revoked, too!

Now that IS taking things too far !!!!
This man has rights, and no-one has the right to take his library card away.
They can take his freedom, but NOT his library card !!!! UNFAIR !!!!!:p

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well, if he's in jail he can't use his library card any way! so what's the diff? :D :love:

[RICHARD]

Well, if he's in jail he can't use his library card any way! so what's the diff? :D :love:

Running around in prison, naked, should be punishment enough?:eek::confused::D

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You're going to jail naked man!
Maybe for stealing, Green Eggs and Ham?
Three square meals and a cot?
Stealing books? You should not!

We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
Into the can, where time is hard!
You even lost your library card!

You first mistake was to steal nude!
That was smart, you naked dude!
You thrust your pelvis in the aisle.
That will come out at your trial!

We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
Then you fled in shoes and socks.
Books in hand and naked crotch!

We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
Justice will give you some jail time.
You stole kid's book, you naked slime.

The prison library? Will you go nude?
Naked in front of all those dudes?
Just pray you do time, But is it your fate,
The get Big Bubba for a roommate?

We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
Boy you're dumb, You naked man!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Running around in prison, naked, should be punishment enough?:eek::confused::D

If he's running around in prison, naked where would he even keep a library card? :eek: Oh, oh, never mind! :o

[lbaker]

Nekkid in prison? Hiding a card?
I think naught of the options
I my GAWD!!!:eek:

Laurie

[slick]

:D:D:D:DROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Oh my gosh..........I'm laughing so hard.......

Thank you all for a Saturday morning belly laugh. :D:D