Andie
09-27-2002, 02:27 PM
Bull here and I thought everyone needs to know the mean things my Momma has been doing to me this afternoon.
First she brings me and Katie in from outside and I knew it wasn't going to be good when I seen Fluffy all wet in the hallway. So she tricks us into the bathroom where she takes off our collars and makes us BOTH get in the tub. (We NEVER take a bath together- another sign that this wasn't good) Then she got in there with us (which isn't unusual I always take my baths in the shower with her)and we are crowed in there and got us all wet!!!!! Ugh! I hate being wet! Then she started washing her hair and left the shower spraying on my back and shoulders (which felt good - though I'll never admitt it to her) and we were all happy and warm. Then all of a sudden she turned to water off and started soaping us up with this weird smelling shampoo. Then she just stood there for what seemed like hours with me shivering til this thing she put on the top shelf of the shower went DING! then she turned the water back on and got us wet again! (at least she got the wierd smelling shampoo out) Then when we got out she let Katie out of the bathroom first!
Then when I finally got out of the bathroom, she wouldn't let me go outside! She said that I would just go out there and lay in the sandbox and get all dirty again. How dare she say that my outside bed is dirty!!!!! When I tried to lay on the couch with Grandma, she told me NO! She said that I was too wet, I wouldn't be wet if SHE hadn't have let Momma get me wet! So I went to Uncle Mikey's playroom to lay on that couch and Momma came in there and brushed me THEN made get off that couch!!!!!
So I went to Grandma and Grandpa's bed and Momma made me get off there too!!!
Finally I was dry and instead of letting me take a nap on the big bed, I was brushed AGAIN and she put this wierd smelling collar on me along with my regular one.
I'm going to go see if I can sneak on to Grandma's bed now!!!
Buh-bye
Bull Boy
First she brings me and Katie in from outside and I knew it wasn't going to be good when I seen Fluffy all wet in the hallway. So she tricks us into the bathroom where she takes off our collars and makes us BOTH get in the tub. (We NEVER take a bath together- another sign that this wasn't good) Then she got in there with us (which isn't unusual I always take my baths in the shower with her)and we are crowed in there and got us all wet!!!!! Ugh! I hate being wet! Then she started washing her hair and left the shower spraying on my back and shoulders (which felt good - though I'll never admitt it to her) and we were all happy and warm. Then all of a sudden she turned to water off and started soaping us up with this weird smelling shampoo. Then she just stood there for what seemed like hours with me shivering til this thing she put on the top shelf of the shower went DING! then she turned the water back on and got us wet again! (at least she got the wierd smelling shampoo out) Then when we got out she let Katie out of the bathroom first!
Then when I finally got out of the bathroom, she wouldn't let me go outside! She said that I would just go out there and lay in the sandbox and get all dirty again. How dare she say that my outside bed is dirty!!!!! When I tried to lay on the couch with Grandma, she told me NO! She said that I was too wet, I wouldn't be wet if SHE hadn't have let Momma get me wet! So I went to Uncle Mikey's playroom to lay on that couch and Momma came in there and brushed me THEN made get off that couch!!!!!
So I went to Grandma and Grandpa's bed and Momma made me get off there too!!!
Finally I was dry and instead of letting me take a nap on the big bed, I was brushed AGAIN and she put this wierd smelling collar on me along with my regular one.
I'm going to go see if I can sneak on to Grandma's bed now!!!
Buh-bye
Bull Boy