The perfect woman.

[RICHARD]

Geez,

My idea of a perfect woman is one who....

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent.
Shoots better than me.
Likes football.
Likes beer.
Likes pizza.
Doesn't mind waking up early.
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag.
Probably drives a HumVee.
Doesn't mind dirt.
Doesn't mind doing a tough job.

Oh, and knows a few famous people!:D

http://www.dailynews.com/search/ci_11655438?IADID=Search-www.dailynews.com-www.dailynews.com

[Catty1]

Hmmm....

3 out of 11 for me.

Sorry if I broke your heart, RICHARD! :p:D

[RICHARD]

Hmmm....

3 out of 11 for me.

Sorry if I broke your heart, RICHARD! :p:D

Damn,

I hate the process of elimination. Now I have to guess!:D

[Laura's Babies]

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. (thought we would have to after Gustav, that was ok with me)
Shoots better than me. As with a good CAMERA?
Likes football. would rather play footsies...
Likes beer. BURP!
Likes pizza. I make a kick butt one, best on the rivers they tell me!
Doesn't mind waking up early. Get up at 1 or 2 am on the boat, is that early enough?
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. Why dirty up a bowl?
Probably drives a HumVee. You buy it, I'll drive it!
Doesn't mind dirt. don't mind getting dirty or sweaty.
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. Define tough! I have chopped wood, milked a cow, ripped up carpet, helped build a house, dug up a flower bed (see the dirt one), helped clean up after a hurricane, as in dragging limbs, raking leaves ect...

Oh Yea, and I can COOK!

[carole]

I also got three,I don't mind waking up early, I don't mind a tough job, or eating chex mix out of a bag, i have no idea what chex mix is, but i don't mind eating anything out of a bag, so what is chex mix then? lol:)But i hate football, i Hate pizza and beer, I don't like sleeping in a tent,etc etc,I am not the one for you Richard, just as well i am taken eh?

[Karen]

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. - no problem there ...
Shoots better than me. - with what - camera? Rifle? Handgun? Semi-automatic? Done.
Likes football. - no, but neither would you if you sat through the 5 years of football games I did in high school (8-12), and were wearing an itchy wool jacket at the whole time.
Likes beer. - I don't drink it, but don't mind if you do.
Likes pizza. - absolutely!
Doesn't mind waking up early. - for a good reason, like fishing, sure!
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. - no problem, if I am not allergic to it
Probably drives a HumVee. - sorry, CRV. a HumVee - even a little one - is too wide for my driveway.
Doesn't mind dirt. - not one bit. And good dirt is better.
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. - Not a bit.

Oh, and knows a few famous people! - Yup - I know all of you! :) and best of all ...

I know the administrator of this board.

Alas, Richard, I am also married to him, so I is "taken!"

[Medusa]

Perhaps you'd be happier w/a guy. I'm just sayin'....

[Catty1]

Perhaps you'd be happier w/a guy. I'm just sayin'....

Or a dog???? :D

[pomtzu]

Richard & Laura's Babies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~a match made in heaven. :love:

Unless of course Mary's comment fits better!!! :eek::eek:

[Twisterdog]

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. No. I like my bed.
Shoots better than me. Probably
Likes football. Definately not.
Likes beer. Definately not.
Likes pizza. Not really.
Doesn't mind waking up early. Hate it.
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. Sure, why not.
Probably drives a HumVee. Not even if it were free.
Doesn't mind dirt. Check.
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. Check.

4 out of 10, that's an F. Guess I fail the test. My husband will be relieved.

[shepgirl]

Richard & Laura's Babies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~a match made in heaven. :love:

Unless of course Mary's comment fits better!!! :eek::eek:

The two of you are cracking me up---that's the best answers yet...he he.

[davidpizzica]

RICHARD, except for not liking football and not driving a humvee that sums up Moosmom (my kind of girl!)

[KYS]

I have 5 out of 11.
I am not a sports fan, but I have learned to watch Nascar
with my BF. (I did not count that one) :D
Who doesn't like Pizza and Chex mix?
I think we need to start a thread for the PERFECT MAN!;)

[Medusa]

I didn't pass any of them. Not one. Ok, maybe the good shot but I haven't fired a firearm in a few years. And I don't mind hard work but I'd rather work smart, not hard.

[DJFyrewolf36]

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent: As long as it isn't snowing I'm good
Shoots better than me. Care to test that? Your range or mine ;)
Likes football. Like? Ha, more like fanatic.
Likes beer. Ive had beers from every corner of the globe...
Likes pizza. Same with pizza!
Doesn't mind waking up early. Does staying up past 8 am count?
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. Why clean a dish later?
Probably drives a HumVee. The old ones the military uses, not that new H3 cr@p
Doesn't mind dirt. You should see my car...
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. Road construction?



Hey maybe LaurasBabies can take the boat down and pick you up and we can all meet in Vegas to watch football and drink a beer from every brewery on the strip! Vegas has some killer pizza places too...:D

[RICHARD]

YOU are all perfect, in your own sweet ways.

(did that get me out of trouble?)

MY post really was about this gal and how she was able to spend a "national holiday" so far away from home and make the most of it.

I tend to forget our soldiers for a day or two, but really appreciate them when I am reminded of who they are and what they go thru to serve.

God bless them ALL!

[sparks19]

Geez,

My idea of a perfect woman is one who....

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. no problem there :D
Shoots better than me. that's still up in the air lol
Likes football. football is too slow going for me I get bored with all the stoppages lol. does Hockey count?
Likes beer. I'm a whiskey kind of girl... sorry
Likes pizza. ever had bad pizza? I haven't lol
Doesn't mind waking up early. sorry that's a no go for me lol
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. where else would you eat it from?
Probably drives a HumVee. well good thing it's big enough to sleep in becuase the cost to fill it up would put me on the street lol
Doesn't mind dirt. a little dirt never hurt anyone
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. only the tough jobs are the ones worth doing

Oh, and knows a few famous people!:D how well do you have to know them? LOL my brother is friends with Justin williams and my brother in law knows Kirk Maltby. and a my cousin knows Joe Thornton. But I don't know anyone personally

http://www.dailynews.com/search/ci_11655438?IADID=Search-www.dailynews.com-www.dailynews.com

[Husky_mom]

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. I don´t mind sleeping ANYWHERE.. I´ve slept in ottomans, stairs, even in the floor of a car.... LOL
Shoots better than me. all I´ve shot besides a camera is a nintendo game and i was pretty good... hehe
Likes football. ooops... I like better baseball.... sowwy
Likes beer. you can have mine...;)
Likes pizza. like?.. is that a word for describing I looooooooove pizza?... then YES!!
Doesn't mind waking up early. for a good reason I don´t mind it at all...
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. never had Chex Mix.. but I never use a plate for anything already in a container
Probably drives a HumVee. probably.. probably??!!... sure do!!.. gimme a HumVee a Hummer a Top Kick... I´ll sure drive it with pleasure!!
Doesn't mind dirt. if it´s not on my food I don´t mind it at all...
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. that´s the ones I love doing...LOL...I get anxious if hubby tries doing them ... LOL

the bad part... we´re bros.. haha.. and I´m also taken.. ;)...

[Medusa]

[QUOTE=RICHARD;2120782]YOU are all perfect, in your own sweet ways.[(QUOTE]

Nice save, RICHARD. ;)

[Pinot's Mom]

Ok-here's my score:

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. My husband and I camped on our honeymoon!
Shoots better than me. Only with a camera.
Likes football. GO RAVENS!
Likes beer. Baltimore+Crabs+Beer=Summer (but only in Summer).
Likes pizza. On my cooking, my husband's favorite quote: "she dials a mean pizza!"
Doesn't mind waking up early. We have a CAT-do I need to say more?
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. Sorry, I'll dirty the bowl.
Probably drives a HumVee. Sorry, AWD Subaru - a Humvee is ostentatious.
Doesn't mind dirt. Well, let's put this in perspective-we garden (A LOT), but that doesn't mean I want it tracked in the house.
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. You would have to qualify that! I do depend on my husband (and his friends) for certain heavy things!;)

:D

[GILL]

My wife:

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. If in the middle of a hotel room.
Shoots better than me. Only with a camera?
Likes football. Both can't stand Football, Baseball, or hoops, but we love
racing- cars or boats
Likes beer. Baltimore+Crabs+Beer - works for us too. Only a 3 hour drive each
way. Great day out.
Likes pizza. We are both good cooks and we love pizza
Doesn't mind waking up early. then goes back to sleep.
Gets up at 5:300 am every day too feed CREW
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. The bags clean.
Probably drives a HumVee. Nope a TUNDRA 4x4 HumVee to small and not
fast enough
Doesn't mind dirt. Well, let's put this in perspective she gardens
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. House remodel she's destruction, I'm construction she's great with a crow bar.

Going on 24 years, seems to be working.

[lvpets2002]

:p I am with Laura 100% on her answers..:D
Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. (thought we would have to after Gustav, that was ok with me)
Shoots better than me. As with a good CAMERA?
Likes football. would rather play footsies...
Likes beer. BURP!
Likes pizza. I make a kick butt one, best on the rivers they tell me!
Doesn't mind waking up early. Get up at 1 or 2 am on the boat, is that early enough?
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. Why dirty up a bowl?
Probably drives a HumVee. You buy it, I'll drive it!
Doesn't mind dirt. don't mind getting dirty or sweaty.
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. Define tough! I have chopped wood, milked a cow, ripped up carpet, helped build a house, dug up a flower bed (see the dirt one), helped clean up after a hurricane, as in dragging limbs, raking leaves ect...

Oh Yea, and I can COOK!

[RICHARD]

I also got three,I don't mind waking up early, I don't mind a tough job, or eating chex mix out of a bag, i have no idea what chex mix is, but i don't mind eating anything out of a bag, so what is chex mix then? lol:)


http://www.chex.com/Snacks/default.aspx

Chex Mix is whiskers!

It's a blend of crackers, pretzels and in the other flavors, chocolate or spicy and with nuts.


It's very addictive and I love it!

[kuhio98]

Richard ~ Except for the Humvie, I think you're talking about Sarah Palin! :p

[RICHARD]

Richard ~ Except for the Humvie, I think you're talking about Sarah Palin! :p

LOLOLOLOL,

Stop reading my mind.


I have laughed all day thinking about the answers to this thread.
I am rather embarrassed by some of your answers and think that should I move to Utah maybe you can come and visit some time!:D

You are all crazy and your answers show your unique sense of humor! THe men in your lives are very lucky!

Thanks again for the laughs and I may just look up the Gov to see if she has any sisters!:D

[DJFyrewolf36]

Be careful RICHARD, she's a Mavrick!

*you can all start booing at me now*

[blue]

:rolleyes:

[RICHARD]

I don't care what she is, as long as I don't have to dress the kill!;)

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I have two bags of CHex mix waiting for later on!:D

[joycenalex]

[QUOTE=RICHARD;2120490]Geez,

My idea of a perfect woman is one who....

Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. can i sleep ON an air mattress inside the tent?
Shoots better than me. camera and xrays
Likes football.go dolphins!
Likes beer. yep!
Likes pizza. sausage, pep, extra cheese on deep dish
Doesn't mind waking up early. as long as there is coffee and half and half
Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. gimme that bag!
Probably drives a HumVee.no humvees, but i can drive a stick
Doesn't mind dirt. gardener!
Doesn't mind doing a tough job. oh yeah!

sorry i'm taken:D:cool:. neat list tho

[carole]

Finally i know what chex mix is lol, yes we have something similar here too, but not called that, it sounded like something my kitties would have for breakfast,:Danyhow all snacks should be eaten out of a bag IMO.:)

Richard i think your perfect woman is more what i would class as a tomboy, i say whatever floats your boat matey.

[RICHARD]

:D
Finally i know what chex mix is lol, yes we have something similar here too, but not called that, it sounded like something my kitties would have for breakfast,:Danyhow all snacks should be eaten out of a bag IMO.:)


Oh and what is it called?

Or are you keeping it a secret?;)

JNA,

I am going to delete this thread.

All the good ones are taunting me!:mad::eek:

[carole]

I honestly cannot remember the name of it, next time i am at the supermarket i will have a look,it might not be exactly the same,but similar.:)anyhow it should be eaten out of a bag right?:)

[RICHARD]

I honestly cannot remember the name of it, next time i am at the supermarket i will have a look,it might not be exactly the same,but similar.:)anyhow it should be eaten out of a bag right?:)

How else does the cat get his salt?

Off my fingertips!:D

[jewellnz]

He He exactly my sentiments too.:)

[DJFyrewolf36]

:rolleyes:


Was that directed at me? :D