RICHARD
09-19-2002, 11:36 AM
Subject: FW: DOG'S LETTERS TO GOD
Dear God:
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom
smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God:
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or
is it the same old story?
Dear God:
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the
rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do
you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride!
I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it
would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the
Chrysler Beagle!
Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God:
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have
onramps?
Dear God:
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God:
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake
hands to get in?
Dear God:
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers,
scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight
paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God:
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I
have been howling at the moon and stars for a long
time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the
street!
Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I
have to apologize?
Dear God:
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT to
order?
Or is it the carpets thing, again?
Dear God:
Can you undo what that doctor did ... ?
CAT'S LETTER TO GOD
Dear God:
Do you exist?
I'm just curious. I don't care.
Dear God:
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom
smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God:
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or
is it the same old story?
Dear God:
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the
rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do
you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride!
I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it
would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the
Chrysler Beagle!
Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God:
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have
onramps?
Dear God:
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God:
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake
hands to get in?
Dear God:
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers,
scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight
paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God:
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I
have been howling at the moon and stars for a long
time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the
street!
Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I
have to apologize?
Dear God:
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT to
order?
Or is it the carpets thing, again?
Dear God:
Can you undo what that doctor did ... ?
CAT'S LETTER TO GOD
Dear God:
Do you exist?
I'm just curious. I don't care.