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RICHARD
10-02-2008, 11:18 PM
World's first testicle cookbook

A Serbian chef has published what he claims is the world's first testicle recipe book.

The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With B@lls includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favourite dishes, like testicle pizza and battered testicles.

The e-book, available for download, comes with handy video guides showing the Serb peeling the skin off testicles and slicing them up into bite-size chunks.

The ingredients for his testicle pizza recipe include cheese, onion, pepper, bacon and bull's testicles.

"It's Italian pizza with Serbian b@lls", explains Erovic. The book also contains more cordon bleu recipes, such as calf testicles in wine and testicles with bourgignon sauce.

"The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites," he said.

"All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."

Erovic, 45, is self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of "cooking with b@lls" make him a world authority in the field.

He also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004.

The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With B@lls is published as a multimedia e-Book on yudu.com.

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I wonder if people think he's nuts?

Making a mistake when you are married is another way to prepare testes!:eek:


I have eaten tongue and brain and stop right there. My parents have had goat eyes and stuff like that, but I draw the line at the navel. Anything lower?

No go, from this kid!:p

DJFyrewolf36
10-03-2008, 02:07 AM
I dont think I have the *caugh* testicular fortitude to try this cookbook...

RICHARD
10-03-2008, 02:17 AM
I dont think I have the *caugh* testicular fortitude to try this cookbook...

I knew I could count on you for a reply!:cool:

Medusa
10-03-2008, 07:33 AM
The author must have had a ball writing it, though. ;)

lvpets2002
10-03-2008, 09:54 AM
The author must have had a ball writing it, though. ;)

:p Good One Mary == :rolleyes: I just cant stomack the thought of even reading this cook book.. UUKKKKK

beeniesmom
10-03-2008, 10:19 AM
ugh.....

boomersooner
10-03-2008, 09:33 PM
I bet you would have to spend the family's jewels to get the book......

slick
10-03-2008, 09:46 PM
oooo, I'd love to try the recipes but I'm afraid I don't have the right knack.....in fact, I don't have the left one either. :D:D

DJFyrewolf36
10-03-2008, 10:16 PM
oooo, I'd love to try the recipes but I'm afraid I don't have the right knack.....in fact, I don't have the left one either. :D:D

LOL this just keeps getting better :D

Catty1
10-03-2008, 11:34 PM
I hope the chef tried putting them in a smoker with hickory or other good stuff.

"How're they hangin', Chef?"

"Oh, the boys is gettin' pretty good smoked."

(sorry, all the good puns had been used. :p )

Marigold2
10-03-2008, 11:48 PM
Well................... I guess it's just like eye, or brain or liver really. People eat those and the Chiness well they have a far more interesting array of foods.
I guess it's just how you roll. ;)

dukedogsmom
10-04-2008, 12:41 AM
LMAO! Andrew Zimmern from Bizare Foods would love it! He eats anything.

RICHARD
10-04-2008, 12:25 PM
LMAO! Andrew Zimmern from Bizare Foods would love it! He eats anything.

If it looks good?...


My you all are a little 'teste' this morning!:rolleyes:

boomersooner
10-04-2008, 08:00 PM
If it looks good?...


My you all are a little 'teste' this morning!:rolleyes:


Yes, I think they all woke up on the wrong side of the sack this morning....:D

dukedogsmom
10-04-2008, 08:26 PM
Ya'll are killin' me! Keep it up.

RICHARD
10-04-2008, 08:47 PM
Ya'll are killin' me! Keep it up.


Oh, that's good!

Encourage Boomer to make ballsy statements.;)

slick
10-04-2008, 08:51 PM
I wonder if any of the recipes include weiners????? :p:D

RICHARD
10-04-2008, 08:53 PM
I wonder if any of the recipes include weiners????? :p:D

Ah, I dunno, but cooking them in pairs is easy, when they are cooked individually you really have to keep your eye on the ball.
:rolleyes:


Slick, I owe you an email!:D

slick
10-04-2008, 09:42 PM
Spaghetti and meat balls anyone?

I couldn't resist....just had to take a look at the sample version.

http://beta.yudu.com/library/item_details/14618/Sample-Version---The-Testicle-Cookbook

The photo of the Testicle Pizza is the one that got me shivering....

RICHARD
10-04-2008, 10:21 PM
The photo of the Testicle Pizza is the one that got me shivering....

Why, what could you possbibly contribute to it?;):eek:

DJFyrewolf36
10-04-2008, 10:26 PM
Why, what could you possbibly contribute to it?;):eek:


Hiss...boo! :D

boomersooner
10-05-2008, 05:43 PM
I'm having a ball with this!! I think we are all having a nad, I mean tad too much fun! HA

RICHARD
10-07-2008, 07:32 AM
This thread is a little nutty!:rolleyes: