Thursday 280-Battle of the Bands?

[RICHARD]

I thought that we could invite our favorite bands to the bar and have a BOTBs-something a little different.


Earlier in the week we had the Kinsey Sicks visit, and my Faux band -the Drowning Sorrows come in and serenade us.

Please suggest a band for the competition and I'll come back with a DOTD for us all!


ROCK ON DUDE!!!

DONE!;)

[lvpets2002]

:) Lets Bring my Two Groups.. Lets get this Bar Open.. A LIT with brella & fruit please.. Oh yes ORC stick around we all are going to need some foot massages due to all of this dancing to the music..:D

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[Lady's Human]

I'd say Bare Naked Ladies, but their having a bit of an issue at the moment.....

Their lead singer hasn't figured out that singers should sing, pilots should fly, and ne'er the twain shall meet.

I'll take a large glass of Ellis Island beer (One of the few GOOD things I found in 'Vegas......they brew their own, drafts are $1.50, and it's excellent beer, I HIGHLY recommend it, and their BBQ and Prime rib are top notch as well), actually, come to think of it I'll take a whole meal from them.

Can we import it through the L+F?

[RICHARD]

I'll take a large glass of Ellis Island beer (One of the few GOOD things I found in 'Vegas......they brew their own, drafts are $1.50, and it's excellent beer, I HIGHLY recommend it, and their BBQ and Prime rib are top notch as well), actually, come to think of it I'll take a whole meal from them.

Can we import it through the L+F?

It depends. I was having the Kinsey Sicks us THAT as a dressing room!!

I think we can rustle up a a Vegas buffet for you. THat was one of the things that anyone will tell you is the best about Vegas. Cheap drinks, GREAT food and 'round the clock debauchery!:D

One Ellis Island and a plate!

DONE!

LP,

One LIIT and fruit-LOL, I say LIIT, you LIT!;)

And a foot massage! ORC, hop to it!


DONE!

[lvpets2002]

:p Now just look At this.. ORC no no = we need foot massages.. Dont make me get the Mega Water Blaster Gun Out!!:D

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[RedHedd]

Ooh Music! Let's Dance!
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and can I haz a cheezeburger to go, plez? :D

[RICHARD]

Shaking a leg here!

DONE!;)

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Well I was trying to think of a band to invite but lately all I've been listening to is the music from when my kids went to vacation bible school a couple of weeks ago and the only other band I can think of right now is The Cruxshadows, but I don't know if anyone around here is into Goth.

I'd like a glass of wine please.

[RICHARD]

A glass of wine for LOH, A cheezeburger for RH and an mega blaster for LP!

I could go for some GOTH at the moment?

DONE!

[RedHedd]

I could go for some GOTH at the moment?
Goth? RICHARD? You just don't strike me as the type :D

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Hey guys, I brought in some m&m's all sorted by color. Any takers?

[RICHARD]

Hey guys, I brought in some m&m's all sorted by color. Any takers?



LOL, THanks but I am on an M&M moratorium until the NASCAR season ends!;)

RH.

I can do pretty much any kind of music....If my toe taps, I am happy.:)


God I want some te kill ya!

DONE?

[Lady's Human]

Takillya?

DONE!

I'll join you in a few rounds.......helps the muscle relaxers work! :p

Does Orc do tile floors? I could use a hand. If not, he can go run the splitter while I do the tile.

[RICHARD]

Takillya?

DONE!

I'll join you in a few rounds.......helps the muscle relaxers work! :p

Does Orc do tile floors? I could use a hand. If not, he can go run the splitter while I do the tile.

I may have to assist you, the ORC has Erect Tile Dysfunction. He can't get the grout lines straight.....

I can tile! Nothing wrong with me!!:rolleyes::confused:

Let's get this done and we can have a few.......O usually don't like cigars but for some reason want one...
DONE?

[RICHARD]

Someone mentioned pulled pork on another thread....

How's about it?

On a nice crusty or soft roll, slaw and/or potato salad....dill pickle spears and a wine cooler?

DONE!

[lvpets2002]

:) Oh yes count me in.. That sounds so good.. Even better if I can get Orc to come over & massage my Feet.. :cool:
Someone mentioned pulled pork on another thread....

How's about it?

On a nice crusty or soft roll, slaw and/or potato salad....dill pickle spears and a wine cooler?

DONE!

[gini]

It is hot and sticky in good old So. Cal.

I think I will just sit quietly in this rocker and steal Richard's plate
of food and his wine cooler.:D

[RICHARD]

It is hot and sticky in good old So. Cal.

I think I will just sit quietly in this rocker and steal Richard's plate
of food and his wine cooler.:D


Ewww, I used the spoon! Kidding!;)

Let me serve up another for LP and Can I get a DONE!


DONE!

[slick]

It is hot and sticky in good old So. Cal.
Summer time is hot and sticky
Not the time for ....
**oops, forgot this is a family site** :D:D

OK, the weekend is almost here and I'm parched. It's been a long hard work week. Not only that but so many furbabies have passed and then there's all my praying for Richard's Mom and Zip's Mom. :( I hope that direct prayer line to God isn't overloaded!

So let me see, we've got Disco Fever shakin' a leg, some poor soul with Erect Tile Disfunction, Richard's gone GOTH living in a half way house and some poor pig is being pull apart. Sounds like a typical Thursday to me! :D Richard, you look good in black but you're missing the black lipstick and eyeliner. Here, sit down and let me help with that.;)

I could an ice cold beer in a frosty glass and since I didn't have a lunch break I could use some crackers and cheeze...maybe some melted Brie and crusty rolls. Yum!

Monday is a stat holiday up here in KA-NA-DA! Is it the same in the States?

[RICHARD]

I could an ice cold beer in a frosty glass and since I didn't have a lunch break I could use some crackers and cheeze...maybe some melted Brie and crusty rolls. Yum!

Monday is a stat holiday up here in KA-NA-DA! Is it the same in the States?

And how about some a relish plate, I could use some salty olives and yellow peppers!


Monday is a holiday for the U.S. buy if you are unemployed every day is a holiday!;)

DONE?

[slick]

And how about some a relish plate, I could use some salty olives and yellow peppers? Oh yes, and some kosher dill pickles. How about making some of those yummy refried beans and I can use it for taco chip dip with cheddar cheeze. OK, now I really am hungry. Thank goodness eating and drinking here is only virtual otherwise I'd be 400 lbs instead of 300 lbs. :eek:

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

LOL, THanks but I am on an M&M moratorium until the NASCAR season ends!;)

RH.

I can do pretty much any kind of music....If my toe taps, I am happy.:)


God I want some te kill ya!

DONE?

I don't blame you there, I have a thing against shrubs until the season ends.:D

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Someone mentioned pulled pork on another thread....

How's about it?

On a nice crusty or soft roll, slaw and/or potato salad....dill pickle spears and a wine cooler?

DONE!

That sounds good to me, count me in.

[RICHARD]

I don't blame you there, I have a thing against shrubs until the season ends.:D

Oh, If we were smart we could call them W&Ws and not have to worry?

:)

Let me get you a plate.....Watch out for Gini......she's on the prowl!

DONE!


And Slick,
Virtual Victuals!

DONE!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Oh, If we were smart we could call them W&Ws and not have to worry?

:)

Let me get you a plate.....Watch out for Gini......she's on the prowl!

DONE!




I'm still trying to understand why they put Carl on probation, oh well, hey by the way I brought some blueberry cake. Anyone want some?

[Sevaede]

Okay, it's been a lonnnnng summer here. *flops into chair* I cannot for the life of me find a syllabus for any of my classes. I am so jazzed for college, frightened that I might not find a job after the face.

How about something with pineapple and coconut? :D

[Sevaede]

I'm still trying to understand why they put Carl on probation, oh well, hey by the way I brought some blueberry cake. Anyone want some?

That would be quite excellent! :D I'll just set out a bowl of my homemade whipped cream to go with the cake. :D

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

That would be quite excellent! :D I'll just set out a bowl of my homemade whipped cream to go with the cake. :D

Excellent idea Wenisrubber, vanilla ice cream goes well with it too.

How about another band for the battle of the bands? Any one for some a capella? Like Da Vinci's Notebook.

[RICHARD]

I'm still trying to understand why they put Carl on probation, oh well, hey by the way I brought some blueberry cake. Anyone want some?

Because had they not, all the KB fans and KB himnself would start to cry - It's not fair.

CE tapped him, for pete's sake! Have you ever seen the police chases where they do that PIT manuever? That's a NASCAR move.


I bet Dale Jr. laughed his arse off!:)

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Trade you a piece of Mario Cake for a drink?

DONE?


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W,

I can Pina Colada you, if you want? Umbrella and stray? DONE!

No drinking and studying at the same time!;)

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Because had they not, all the KB fans and KB himnself would start to cry - It's not fair.

CE tapped him, for pete's sake! Have you ever seen the police chases where they do that PIT manuever? That's a NASCAR move.


I bet Dale Jr. laughed his arse off!:)

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Trade you a piece of Mario Cake for a drink?

DONE?



Sure thing, do we have a DOTD? If not I'll have a Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Do you want whipped cream, vanilla ice cream or both with the cake?

[RICHARD]

I'll have a bit of everything!


I didh't post a DOTD, so a Mike's Lemonade?

DONE!:)

[slick]

Mike mades lemonade???? Could it be any better than lemonade made by six PTers in Gini's kitchen????? ;)

I'll take one very large Bloody Mary please and let's say mega prayers for those in the path of Gustav and Fay.

[Oggyflute]

G'day All :)
ooh I'll join Slick in a bloddy mary. Don't skip on the tabasco, and a good grind of black pepper please. :D

[RICHARD]

OH man, Two people after my heart.

I haven't had a Bloody Mary in a while......

Three up? DONE!

OH, now what kind of garnish? Green olives, hot pickled okra, a prawn and cherry tomato on a skewer or dill pickle spear?

Slick.

It's Mike's Hard lemonade! not the Gini's kitchen kind!

Yes, some prayers sent out to everyone in the South!:(

[RICHARD]

Anyone up for a night cap?

I was watching the news and really "thank george" -Pun Intended!- that the hurricane was not as bad as anticipated.

I am drinking a beer.

Here's to wimpy hurricanes named Gustav!

[slick]

Hey Richard: I'm here and could you something strong right now. How about a Cosmopolitan. Gini got me hooked on those when she was visiting me. Thanks Gini!!! :p:D

[Lady's Human]

Hey, anyone seen the Kinsey Sicks? Their manager called, and I haven't seen them since we let them use the L+F for a changing room :eek:.

I'll take my usual, a large Irish coffee, heavy on the irish, light on the coffee.

[RICHARD]

Hey, anyone seen the Kinsey Sicks? Their manager called, and I haven't seen them since we let them use the L+F for a changing room :eek:.

I'll take my usual, a large Irish coffee, heavy on the irish, light on the coffee.


Dang, I'll go look for them......But, first!!!

One coffee, Irish, Heavy on the brogue!

DONE!

Aw, Slick!
That's a girly drink!;)

DONE!

Do we dare do a Vegas late night buffet?:D

While we sit down for a drink...I have a Vegas story,

My brother finally decided to get hitched and he was going to do it in Vegas.
I am a 30% Vegas kind of guy, so I talked him into going so I could go to the races.

We got there on a Friday and it was hot -112 degrees and we were going to have to wear tuxedoes. The next day it was the same....112-113 degrees and hotter than you =know what- But it was a DRY HEAT:rolleyes:

When we pulled into town we were looking for our hotel. Pay attention now!

We drove past the CircusCircus, the place where they were getting married. We made a right hand turn off the Strip, another right and there it was!

How to get to the CC casino? Go straight out the parking lot make a left when I hit the strip and the CC wouls be there! RIGHT?

My GF and SIL went to get ready and they split to meet our parents. I stayed with my brother to get ready and meet them there,.

We run out into heat in out monkey suits.....I jump in the car, go straight, make a left and in about 10 minutes I am at the sign that says, You are leaving Vegas, Drive safely (you BROKE SOB!) I panic and make a u-turn. Somewhere in the night someone MOVED THE CASINO! Or, so I thought.

When we drove in I was trying so hard to get to where we were going that when I made the SECOND RIGHT HAND TURN, I drove past the casino-not realizing I went past it on that parallel street.

So here I am, trying to get to the chapel/church-David Bowie's Modern Love is racing thru my mind and the radio clock is getting closer to THAT TIME. I see a marquee with the temp on it and I swear the A/C in the truck is not working.

We pull into the lot, I jump out and hobble to the chapel in my tennis shoes because of the world's most painful hang nail on my left big toe.

We run up to the area where everyone is waiting and her mom is looking at me like she wants to shoot me! "I thought he wasn't going to show up!" She then looks at my ratty volleyball shoes and and gives me the "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WEAR THOSE THINGS TO MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING!" I get my rental shoes out of my back pack and we go into do the ceremony. I am dancing foot to foot on my injured foot, my ego is broken and I am soaked from the panic sweat running down my spine.

Well, we made it out O.K. and I had to put up with my SILs parents and the poopy looks she gave me for the rest of the day.

I never made it to the races, but the rest of the trip was great!+
MY GF won about 900 dollars at the border casino on the way home.

MY hangnail you ask?

LOL,
When we got home a few days later I grabbed some aspirin, a bottle of vodka and dug that sum a gun outta my toe in the bathroom.

Everything might stay in Vegas, but the memories will always follow you home!


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NOw that I have bored you all properly, let me go look for the Kinsey Sicks!

DONE!

[Lady's Human]

I could go for a late night buffet.

I hated the heat in Vegas, but the beer at Ellis Island made the walk worth it. It was well over 100 degrees the whole time we were there, and I don't give a damn about the "dry heat" crap. The wind was like a blast furnace.

[RICHARD]

I hated the heat in Vegas, but the beer at Ellis Island made the walk worth it. It was well over 100 degrees the whole time we were there, and I don't give a damn about the "dry heat" crap. The wind was like a blast furnace.

Oh, what about that cool, moist air in the buildings, then hitting that sliding door that goes outdoors? :rolleyes::eek:

I always got sick afterwards. I don't know if it was the sudden change of temps or all the people and their germs.:confused: I don't know how people can live there.:eek: