kt_luvs_kitties
08-24-2008, 01:50 PM
Here you go:
Airedale x Malamute = Airmal, litters that go first class
Airedale X Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
Akita x Shiba Inu = SHIKITA, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
Basenji X Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Bloodhound X Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Boxer X German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
Bull Terrier x shihtzu = Bull****z, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Cairjack, can never find him when you have a flat tire
Chihuahua X Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiler = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Collie X Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier = Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
Harrier x Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe
Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Jack Russell Terrier x Labrador = Jackdor, falls out windows trying to fly
Keeshond X Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Kerry Blue Terrier X Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite with the upper crust in Society
Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Malamute X Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Pekingese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Pekingese X Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs
Pekinese x Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say
Pointer X Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Poodle X Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good
Pyrenees x Akita = PYRAKITA, a small brightly-colored South American dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk
Saluki x shih tzu = Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas
Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel = Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
Spaniel x Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
Spitz X Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Wiener Dog x Rottweiler = BRATWEILER, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events
There ya go:p
Airedale x Malamute = Airmal, litters that go first class
Airedale X Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
Akita x Shiba Inu = SHIKITA, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
Basenji X Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Bloodhound X Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Boxer X German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
Bull Terrier x shihtzu = Bull****z, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Cairjack, can never find him when you have a flat tire
Chihuahua X Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiler = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Collie X Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier = Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
Harrier x Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe
Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Jack Russell Terrier x Labrador = Jackdor, falls out windows trying to fly
Keeshond X Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Kerry Blue Terrier X Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite with the upper crust in Society
Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Malamute X Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Pekingese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Pekingese X Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs
Pekinese x Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say
Pointer X Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Poodle X Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good
Pyrenees x Akita = PYRAKITA, a small brightly-colored South American dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk
Saluki x shih tzu = Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas
Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel = Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
Spaniel x Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
Spitz X Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Wiener Dog x Rottweiler = BRATWEILER, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events
There ya go:p