funny bumper stickers

[davidpizzica]

Has anyone seen any funny bumpers lately? A couple of days ago I saw one that said "My child is an honor student, but my president is a moron!" Also another one, "back off, I'm a postal worker!"

[smokey the elder]

"My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student".

[davidpizzica]

"My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student".

I saw this one a while ago and I remembered it. "My kid beat up your honor student!"

[moosmom]

I saw one. All it said was "1-1-09" Which I believe is when Bush is no longer President. Now THAT'S my kinda bumper sticker.

My FAVORITE one of all is the one Davidp sent me. "Cats nap. Only humans put them to sleep" I have to keep filling in the letters cuz it keeps fading.

[davidpizzica]

Donna, keep the magic markers going! I saw one the other day, " 1/20/09, the end of an error!"

[moosmom]

Oh yeah!! That's it!! 1/20/09 the end of an error. I wonder where I can get one of those??

Oh believe me, I also added my own "Be a responsible pet owner, spay/neuter" to the sticker.

[Catty1]

I HEARD of this one, but have not seen it yet: "Let me tell you about my inferiority complex." :D

[davidpizzica]

I saw one. All it said was "1-1-09" Which I believe is when Bush is no longer President. Now THAT'S my kinda bumper sticker.

My FAVORITE one of all is the one Davidp sent me. "Cats nap. Only humans put them to sleep" I have to keep filling in the letters cuz it keeps fading.

Donna, I'll have to see if Cat Sense has anymore of those bumper stickers. If so I'll get you one and send it to you.

[lizbud]

Donna, keep the magic markers going! I saw one the other day, " 1/20/09, the end of an error!"


That's one I haven't seen, but I like it.:)

[Gracefulsarah]

The one that popped into my mind first that I like says: My karma ran over your dogma.

[cassiesmom]

"Illinois: Please don't pronounce the S."

[RockyRoad]

I saw one in the parking lot of the vet`s that said something like "Real doctors treat more than one species." My friend is going into pre-vet studies in college and I contemplated getting it for her! I also saw one once that said "Dog Taxi" and another that said "If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I`ll put shoes on my cats!" :p

As for non-pet related:
"The closer you get, the slower I`ll drive"
"I had a life, but my job ate it"
"Money talks - mine says 'goodbye'"

[smokey the elder]

This isn't a bumper sticker, more of an attachment. Lots of folks have a fish with "Jesus" or a cross in it, or something like that. Occasionally I see a fish with legs with the word "Darwin" in it. That just cracks me up!

[lvpets2002]

:) This is the New One I Have on the SUV

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/lvpets2002/6f_1_b.jpg

[sasvermont]

1. "Metermaids eat their young"

2. "Wouldn't it be horrible if "the hokie pokie" is what it is all about?"

:p;):eek:

[moosmom]

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

[davidpizzica]

I have two more."my other car is a piece of junk,too!" and "this is NOT an abandoned car!"

[phesina]

"MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT." From Dogma Catmantoo, a nice store in Ann Arbor featuring nice things for cats and dogs and people who love them. It's at http://dogmacatmantoo.com/, but that bumper sticker isn't on the web site. You can also get one there saying "MY DOG IS ..etc."

I also have one that says "CATS AGAINST BUSH" and has a picture of a kitten's face with its mouth open looking like it's laughing. (I got from http://shop.cafepress.com/cats-against-bush .)

I have one of those Jesus-fish-type things, only this one has legs and ears and a tail and whiskers, and inside the outline of the "fish" it says "CAT". From http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/car-plaques.html?id=e3iPvrBm .

And I have a spay-neuter one and a spay-neuter "ribbon."

[Suki Wingy]

"The closer you get, the slower I`ll drive"

Can I have that one? Really, because I do. I drive speed limit and people are always mad at me for it.

I have a lot of stickers on my car, but none of them are really funny except my "What do keys do?" one. (PotC reference)

[Sevaede]

This isn't a bumper sticker, more of an attachment. Lots of folks have a fish with "Jesus" or a cross in it, or something like that. Occasionally I see a fish with legs with the word "Darwin" in it. That just cracks me up!


My friends sister has one that has a little rocket ship/fish and it says "Science". :D Very neat. :D

[Trinityagain]

On my Explorer: Well behaved women rarely make history

On hubby's truck: Cats not kids; Got Hardtack? (he is a Civil War re-enactor)

On a car we used to see coming into work : Dislexic devil worshipers worship Santa

I absolutely love the last one!

[lute]

By far my favorite one has been "No need for a car alarm...I have a Chihuahua" They had other breeds as well.

[smokey the elder]

One old one I remember: "A women's place is in the House (and the Senate, and the Supreme Court!)"

[Suki Wingy]

Along the same lines, I've seen "A woman's place is on her horse."

[jennielynn1970]

:) This is the New One I Have on the SUV

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/lvpets2002/6f_1_b.jpg

THAT IS AWESOME!!!

[jennielynn1970]

My grumpy teacher assistant has this one, which is SOOOOO Appropriate for her (although I love it too!).

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t261/jenn_librarian/jitcrunch.jpg

[huskylover27]

my uncle has one........but due to the younger people on here it says

"unless you're a hemorhoid, get off my a$$.

[Marigold2]

Oh they are all so funny. This one I saw years ago and I laughted so hard I had to pull off the side of the road.

HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED.

[Gracefulsarah]

I just saw one this morning that was great. It was on a work truck. It said:

My truck isn't leaking. It's marking it's territory.

[kelli1843]

I saw one last year on truck in front of me, it said: "What's racecar spelled backwards"? I was trying to mentally figure it out and was sitting at the light with people beeping at me, lol.

[lvpets2002]

My grumpy teacher assistant has this one, which is SOOOOO Appropriate for her (although I love it too!).

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t261/jenn_librarian/jitcrunch.jpg

:p Yup that one would be good for me too at times.. But I am not the grumpy type.. Hey you know we should start exchanging bumper stickers.. That would be neat.. Like I could get you one of the Desperate House Cats && you could get me the Bite Me Crab..

[jennielynn1970]

That works for me!

[lvpets2002]

That works for me!

;) Hey PM your address & I will do the same.. I will send you the desperate house cat bumper sticker..

[lizbud]

On a car we used to see coming into work : Dislexic devil worshipers worship Santa





Love this one too.:D All of these stickers are funny & most of them are
new to me. I see a lot of religious ones & not enough jokes.:)

[CathyBogart]

I saw one recently that had a pentacle on it and said "Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad"

Love it!

[davidpizzica]

I saw this one the other day. "If you think you're perfect, try walking on water"!