Jessika
06-05-2008, 04:24 PM
Received this in an email from my mom... thought you'd all enjoy!!!
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image001.jpg
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image002.jpg
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image003.jpg
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close up
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image004.jpg
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
The difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image005.jpg
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image001.jpg
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image002.jpg
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image003.jpg
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close up
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image004.jpg
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
The difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/p5hng/PT/image005.jpg