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CountryWolf07
05-28-2008, 06:54 PM
Moon Pie Attack!
Homeless Man Arrested For Allegedly Attacking 84-year-old Man With Moon Pies

Police in Galesburg said a homeless man was arrested for allegedly attacking an 84-year-old man with a box of Moon Pies.

The elderly man told police he was on his way out of a dollar store on Friday when he felt something striking him repeatedly in the back. He said he turned around and saw that 53-year-old Michael Farquer was hitting him with something inside a yellow plastic bag.

The victim went back inside the store, and Farquer followed him, whereupon the staff called police. Officers determined that the weapon was a one-dollar box of Moon Pies, which they confiscated as evidence before taking Farquer to the Knox County Jail on a battery charge.

Hellow
05-29-2008, 10:44 AM
How could you attack someone with moon pies?

Medusa
05-29-2008, 11:53 AM
I've been mooned but never moon pied. The 53 year old obviously ain't "right". Know what I mean?

dukedogsmom
05-29-2008, 04:10 PM
I've been mooned but never moon pied.
Hey, me too! :D

Even though it was a battery, I still got a laugh from the method.