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Medusa
05-23-2008, 06:28 AM
Received this in an email this morning. Enjoy:


As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me.

The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten "the Book," since I had so many in my room.

One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier. A student stopped me and asked, "Where are you taking the Book?"

I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet. "She's getting neutered today," I told him.

"Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels."


A University chaplain said she's getting neutered? LOL

Shelteez2
05-23-2008, 07:52 AM
A University chaplain said she's getting neutered? LOL


Neutered actually can mean either a male or female being altered. Castrated is the "proper" term for fixing boys...:D

Cute joke. :)

Medusa
05-23-2008, 07:56 AM
Neutered actually can mean either a male or female being altered. Castrated is the "proper" term for fixing boys...:D

Cute joke. :)

Then I stand corrected. Thank you.

pitc9
05-23-2008, 09:37 AM
That was funny!
:D

Catty1
05-23-2008, 08:34 PM
Did the vet have her 'paged'? ;)

That was cute!:D