Catty1
03-24-2008, 11:38 PM
http://forums.macleans.ca/advansis/?mod=for&act=dis&eid=13
Dear Scott: OK I admit it – I actually watch the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric. I feel like I’m the only one. Sometimes I expect her to call me by name, as in, “President Bush vetoed the crime bill in the Oval Office today, Gary.” But I swear Katie is good at her job and it’s a good newscast. Seriously! What can she do to get increase her ratings? – G.H., Hamilton, Ont.
• Let moustache grow in – begin calling self “Walter.”
• Let crazy grow in – begin calling self “Dan.”
• Maybe get that Rosie O’Donnell on there to start telling them Iraqis what’s what.
• Buy two million TVs – tune them all to self.
• Work in a steamy subplot about about hot doctors and nurses making out.
• Every time she says “White House,” one article of clothing comes off.
• Goodbye video, hello puppets!
Dear Scott: OK I admit it – I actually watch the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric. I feel like I’m the only one. Sometimes I expect her to call me by name, as in, “President Bush vetoed the crime bill in the Oval Office today, Gary.” But I swear Katie is good at her job and it’s a good newscast. Seriously! What can she do to get increase her ratings? – G.H., Hamilton, Ont.
• Let moustache grow in – begin calling self “Walter.”
• Let crazy grow in – begin calling self “Dan.”
• Maybe get that Rosie O’Donnell on there to start telling them Iraqis what’s what.
• Buy two million TVs – tune them all to self.
• Work in a steamy subplot about about hot doctors and nurses making out.
• Every time she says “White House,” one article of clothing comes off.
• Goodbye video, hello puppets!