I am changing his name.

[RICHARD]

Because of my very intimate relationship with my roommate, Edward D Katz,
he will now go by his Nom De Anatomy.

Claude Bawls.

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Ed got me square yesterday-making an abrupt exit from my lap, he managed to hurt me, and hurt me well. So to get even with him I have decided to change his name.

Yes, IT FRIGGING HURT! :eek:

[kuhio98]

:eek: :( And, I'm sorry for this, but....

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[orangemm]

My husband can commiserate with you, Richard. If Binky is in his lap and gets spooked or jumps quickly, there are yelps of pain and lots of cussin'. :eek:

I've gotten clawed on my thigh on the tender inner portion and that really hurt. I can't IMAGINE feeling the same thing on a private sensitive area! Yikes! Uh, maybe you should wear one of those protective devices? (couldn't hurt!)

[DJFyrewolf36]

Spook when spooked (lol :D) has gotten John on more than one occasion. I've heard some inventive curse words because of this! Hoodini has nailed me a few times in some sensitive spots. I think cats forget that when they use the KLAWS to gain traction they give whatever surface they are on a free percing. Maybe if they did this to themselves once in a while they would remember :confused: :rolleyes:

[catmandu]

I Have To Be Very Craeful As I Am Diabetic, And A Cstach Can Lead To A Wound That Can Easily Become Infected.
They Wouldnt Do It On Purpose , But The Kitten Trio Scare Me When They Thinder Past.
Thank God For The First Aid Kit.
Eddies Sorry Richard, He Just Had A Kitten Moment!!

[GILL]

Try having a 21 lb cat launch off your lap or when he lays down he like to grip me nee.

[Laura's Babies]

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I am SO sorry but that hit me soooooo funnieeeeeee!

[RICHARD]

The other name was gonna be P.P. Hertz. :confused:

[orangemm]

Lol! :D

[slick]

Ever have a cat make biscuits on your boob????? It's just as bad.

I feel you....no I mean, I feel for you....no I mean...oh shut up Slick!

[GILL]

One of our newest kids BART is now a 22 lb Coon. He has decided that my lap is the best place to take his evening nap. As I said before he will launch at a moments notice. But the biggest problem is the nap. He will stretch his paw over my knee when he wakes up, dreams, or (I think) just for the fun of it. We will be watching TV and he will do his thing, my wife will suddenly ask what's wrong as I gasp and cringe. Luckily this only happens 8-9 times a night. Maybe I should get knee guards. As to making bread on her boobs my wife gets a multiple massage every night. First from Chessie then ET, then Peak and when we go to bed if she is on her back, Peak will go on for 10-15 minutes. It would be great if we could get him to make bread when we are on our stomachs.
Still we would not trade it for the world.

[RICHARD]

I was playing 'fingers' with the Edster when he took a nip at my nipple.

I was stunned and then I laughed.

Gill,

Remember that cat hair goes along with any dishes that a feline prepares! :D