ilovemynewpuppy
01-14-2008, 05:43 PM
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took
the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter
asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's
been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my
daughter
looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do
you know
all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly.
'All moms
know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it,
or they
don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or
3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information.
'OH...I get it!'
she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took
the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter
asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's
been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my
daughter
looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do
you know
all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly.
'All moms
know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it,
or they
don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or
3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information.
'OH...I get it!'
she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.