Cat Surname?

[RICHARD]

This is a ongoing project.

What is your cat's surname?


I have a few..

Ed, STOPIT!
Ed, GET OFF OF THERE!
Ed, What are you doing?
Ed, What did you do?
Ed, WHY?
Ed, GET OFF OF THERE!
Ed,AGHHHHH!

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Maya, Zazou, get off the table, NOW!!
Stop messing around with the water, Snoopy!!!
Inka, STOP that hissing! STOP it!!
Pussies, yammekes!!! (= in English: cats, yummie food is there!!) --> this announcements is always followed by a cat-rush to the kitchen ;) :p

[Laura's Babies]

Giz! Leave that alone!
Giz, DON'T YOU DARE!
Giz, what did you knock down now?
Giz! STOP THAT!
GIZ! GET OUT OF THERE!

[Medusa]

Coco Puff Knock It Off

Coco Puff Get Down NOW

Coco Puff You're Headed For The Basement

Yodie Shuddup Will Ya

Puddy You Brat

Cgirl Gimme That

BooBear Get Out Of The Cupboard

Specs You Little Sneak

Pidgie I Can't Believe You Did That

[Cinder & Smoke]

Boots, da Kat (RB :( ) had a few ...

* Boots, KAAAAAAT!

* Boots, STOPPIT

* Boots, WHAT The ...

* Boots, You're Gonna ...

* Boots, Son-uva-?itch!

& Boots, I MISS YA!

/s/ :( Phred

[catmandu]

Joseph Hows My Big Boy Today
Princess Hows My Elegant Lady
Scrappy 2 Are You Looking For A Piece Of Cheese
Miquelito, How Did You Climb So High
Pouncierge, Youre More Beautiful Each Day
Michael How Is My Orange Man Doing Today
Bo Bo The Cat From Outer Space
John Hancock , The Cat With The Nicest Meeeerrroooooo
Tubster My Panther , My Ebony Friend
AND MY DEAR CAT ANGELS ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME IN SOUTH AMERICA, I DO MISS YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH!!

[Don Juan's mom]

Don Juan Beautiful Boy
Don Juan Sweet Cat
Don Juan Big Furry Lump
Don Juan Fuzzy Boy
Don Juan Furball
Don Juan No
Don Juan C'Mon Play Nice
Don Juan Maybe *I* Want Some Privacy
Don Juan Get Off The Keyboard Dammit
Don Juan C'Mon I Gotta Get Up
Don Juan That's *My* Water/Milk

and

Zerlina Pretty Girl
Zerlina What A Good Hunter
Zerlina Sweet Girl
Zerlina Aren't You Gonna Let Me Put On My Clothing-Fur So I Can Go To Work
Zerlina That's Not A Nice Way To Play
Zerlina Would You Want Someone To Attack *You* In The Litter Box
Zerlina Beautiful Silky Fur
Zerlina That's All The Funny Noises The Fax Machine Will Make Today

and

Hi Babies
Be Good Cats While I'm Out
Play Nice
If You Find Osama Bin Laden In There You Have My Permission To Bite Him

[Donnaj4962]

What a cute thread....

Tabby my face
Tabby how are the jumpers today? (At her age, she sometimes has troubles with jumping onto things. :( )
Tabby this is Mommy's food


Sasha quit chasing your sister
Sasha leave your sister alone
Sasha you are NOT going outside

[G535]

Patrick Henry I Love You! :)

[DrKym]

Lexie DONT EVEN!!
Lexie get off my shoulder
Lex you are Goblin
Woe Knock it OFF
Woe dont even think about it!
Woe stop sitting on her
Woe dont touch that
Greed Dammit!
Greed if you dont quit im telling Woe
Goblins!
Ok you 3 You are going to a bad place later!
Lex dont bite me there I HEARD you dammit!
Woe dont climb that!


There are more but this is a FAMILY Site.................... :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Chester, NO!
Chester, Stop it, right now, mister!
Chester, get off of there!!!
Chester, shut up! The faucet is not going to answer you!!!
Chester, get down from there!
If you don't stop that, Chester, you will get a time out!!! (this he has experienced frequently)
Chester, leave your brother alone!!!
Do you like making me scream????

[Barbara]

We have Juni-get-down in Vermont.
I never use names like that because they are too fast for me.
But even when he is NOT trying to scratch the new sofa Filou is Filou the Criminal sometimes ;)
Filou's name means "Little Rascal" so who needs a surname then.

[DJFyrewolf36]

Remus, out of the cabinet!

Remus, quit messing with the plants (one he shares with Hoodini)

and the ever famous

SPOOK, GET DOWN! :D

[Freedom]

Sparkle Get-Out-of-the-Closet
Sparkle Get-Out-of-the Drawer
Sparkle Get-Out -of-Mummy's - Stuff!!!
Sparkle Where's-My-Sweet-Stuff? (Her nickname is Sweet Stuff. She's usually in trouble, that's why things are quiet and she is "missing." :rolleyes: )

Crystal NO!
Crystal GET DOWN!
Crystal Tummy Rub?
Chrissy STOP!

Chestnut, Opera Practice is OVER! (Chestnut is a vocal boy)
Chestnut, they aren't looking for singers!
Chestnut, they already found some to replace Pavarotti!
Chestnut, turn the faucet OFF when you leave (Hmm, he never does! :rolleyes: )
Chestnut, Times Are Tough All Around
Chestnut, ANOTHER story to tell me?!!!

Vita, we do NOT have steam heat in this house!
Vita, stop hissing
Vita NO!
(these usually follow in this order, as Vita is the Queen in this clowder, and hisses prior to swatting a cat, dog or human.)

[cassiesmom]

Cassie Getdownfromthere
Cassie Quit-that
Cassie Leaveit

[Scooter's Mom]

Crystal NO!
Crystal GET DOWN!
Crystal Tummy Rub?
Chrissy STOP!


I hear the first one from my hubby a lot... lol

[Edwina's Secretary]

Edwina Stop Hitting Eddie.
Doed that count?

[kitten645]

Calvin DOWN
Calvin NO
and mostly
Calvin Godamnit!
He's my naughty heart cat...LOL :rolleyes:
Claudia

[Bengalz]

Evie, Monkey Cat
Evie, Brat Child
Evie, little Puppet Girl
Evie, Daddy's baby Princess
Evie, Snuggle Butt
and the usuals:

Eve, Get Down
Eve, NO
Eve, No Outies
Eve, Stop Yelling
Eve, Get your little butt in here!
Eve, That is not your toy!
Eve, Where's your Mouse?


hmmmm it's a wonder she answers at all
:)

[Catty1]

Oscar youhaveyourownfood (eats Cole's!)
Oscar, headbumpie? :)
Oscar sillyboy
Oscar kittenface
Oscar youaresofunny
Oscar mybeautifulkitty
Oscar youaresosilly

Cole myfluffyboy
Cole youaresofunny
Cole mybaby
Cole mybeautifulboy
Cole youareamightyhunter (said when he is 'killin' the peacock feather!)
Cole youaresosilly

I LOVE my boyz SOOO MUCH!

[lvpets2002]

;) Well I think you all have just about covered it all.. As all of the above is said sometime or another at my house hold.. However my favorite is "What Did You Do That Furr = Oh I Know You Did That Furr Awhile".. :D

[smokey the elder]

Smokey Stoppicking!
Diamond Gettoffthetable.
Pink Nose Don'tboltandbarf.
Bosun Grumpygrouch.
Bubba Thelovesponge.

(RB) Diva say? (You could almost always get her to meow when you said this!)

Spike Stopchasingdiamond!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Luke sometimes has tummy issues. He gobbles down his food and it comes right back up. He usually runs to the front room to chuck it.
He hears:
Luke, Not on the gray carpet!!!!
Luke, no again!!!
Oh, Luke!!!
Luke, you are not a turkey! Stop gobbling your food!!!

[momcat]

Around here it's

Groucho Do lovebug
Groucho Let Mike sleep
Groucho Share the bed
Groucho Sweetiepie guy

[caffeitina]

Howard Don't Bite Your Sister
Luna Don't Provoke Howard
Howard Head Scrub (head scrub is like a head-butt, but more intense)
Luna Cute Kitten
Howard Coward
Luna Tuna

[caffeitina]

Luna, DON'T DRINK FROM THE TOILET!! :rolleyes: