Cat quotes (Author unknown)

[cassiesmom]

Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

[Pawla]

I'm thinkin' the third one can NEVER be done! As for the second one, mine likes milk rings and powder puffs an awful lot. :D

[smokey the elder]

I think the third quote is by the dear departed Robert Heinlein.

[lvpets2002]

:p If this all aint the Cat's Darn Truth.. Just this morning at 4:00 A.M. I thought my bladder was going to explode due to all the babies all over me & I would not move.. Yup been there done that many times.. Good Thread thanks

[catmandu]

Actually the Found Cats have learned not to sleep on top of me or on the side where I have to go to the bathroom and being diabetic it happens a lot.
A few accidents and the Cats are more cautious now.