wombat2u2004
08-08-2007, 05:16 AM
THE OUTHOUSE NEEDS FIXIN'
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers
out....'Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!'
Pa replies 'There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse.
Ma yells back 'Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.
So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse looks around and yells
back, 'Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!
Ma replies 'Stick yur head in the hole!
Pa yells back 'I ain't stickin my head in that hole!'
Ma says 'Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what
to fix.'
So with that Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around
and yells,
'Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!'
Ma hollers back 'Now take your head out of the hole!'
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole then starts
yelling 'Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet
seat!'
To which Ma replies 'Hurt's don't it?!'
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers
out....'Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!'
Pa replies 'There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse.
Ma yells back 'Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.
So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse looks around and yells
back, 'Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!
Ma replies 'Stick yur head in the hole!
Pa yells back 'I ain't stickin my head in that hole!'
Ma says 'Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what
to fix.'
So with that Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around
and yells,
'Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!'
Ma hollers back 'Now take your head out of the hole!'
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole then starts
yelling 'Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet
seat!'
To which Ma replies 'Hurt's don't it?!'