12 Things PMS Stands For............

[wombat2u2004]

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. PACK MY STUFF

12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

[Marigold2]

Oh Wom, you understand woman so well.

[wombat2u2004]

Oh Wom, you understand woman so well.

Understand women ???? Me ???? Even Albert Einstein couldn't understand women, what hope have I ????? :D :D
Wom

[jackmilliesmom]

But if you don't understand women where do you get your insight into such complicated things as PMS? Ahhhh yes forgot house full of women where you are outnumbered by 4 to 1 - yep forgot that part bet you move out when PMS moves in!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[wombat2u2004]

But if you don't understand women where do you get your insight into such complicated things as PMS? Ahhhh yes forgot house full of women where you are outnumbered by 4 to 1 - yep forgot that part bet you move out when PMS moves in!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Hmmmmmmmm....well actually, according to Karen and my daughters, PMS is a furfy !!!!!! A condition thought up by women to pull the wool over their mens eyes and to get their own way.
True ?????
Wom

[moosmom]

Oh Wom,

By NO means is it true. My kid is living PROOF that PMS does exist. I've been trying to tell her she's got PMDD (lots worse than PMS) but she won't believe me. She is absolutely EVIL at which time I ignore her.

Maybe you could have a lil chat with my darling daughter??? Huh??? PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!! :(

I'd be forever greatful. :p

[Freckles]

To add a serious tone to this thread, printing and graphic folks recognize it as PMS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantone).

[Miss Z]

LOL, well I think I suffer from numbers 1, 2 and 5, but thankfully not number 4. ;)

Like my mum always says, if men had PMS, there'd be a cure for it by now! :p

[wombat2u2004]

Oh Wom,

By NO means is it true. My kid is living PROOF that PMS does exist. I've been trying to tell her she's got PMDD (lots worse than PMS) but she won't believe me. She is absolutely EVIL at which time I ignore her.

Maybe you could have a lil chat with my darling daughter??? Huh??? PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!! :(

I'd be forever greatful. :p

I will if she promises not to kill me.
Wom

[wombat2u2004]

Like my mum always says, if men had PMS, there'd be a cure for it by now! :p

But Miss Z........how CAN there be a cure for an imaginary condition ????? :D
Wom

[Catty1]

Pathetic Male Snivelling :D :D :D

Like it, Wom?

[cassiesmom]

Please, Make it Stop

[wombat2u2004]

Pathetic Male Snivelling :D :D :D

Like it, Wom?

Yes, thats good. :D I like that.
:D Wom

[lvpets2002]

;) Good one Candace.. I am still laughing.. Wom you was asking for this one.. :D
Pathetic Male Snivelling :D :D :D

Like it, Wom?

[chocolatepuppy]

Ok, how about.....Putting up with Mens Sh!t. ;)

[RICHARD]

Two or four lanes?

[columbine]

PMS is very real, caused by an upswing in testosterone in the female body. Of course guys don't want to be around women who are acting like they do!

Seriously, though, writers and other artists have attributed creative breakthroughs to the heightened "irrationality" of PMS. So it's not totally useless!

Love, Columbine

[dukedogsmom]

But Miss Z........how CAN there be a cure for an imaginary condition ????? :D
Wom
If only you could have it for one day, you wouldn't be saying that.

[Marigold2]

Pour me shots

[Miss Z]

But Miss Z........how CAN there be a cure for an imaginary condition ????? :D
Wom

Oh believe me, if you experienced it then you'd be at that chemistry set quicker than you can say progesterone. ;)

[RICHARD]

Pretty mean spirited?

Partially making sense?