RICHARD
07-27-2007, 04:07 AM
Oscar the Cat predicts when you go.
It's called a gift, something special to know.
I don't fear death. but something I dread
Is the household trouble, predicted by Ed!
It's table tops scattered, water on floor!
That speedy escape, He's shot out the door.
It's all spilled food, the hair that is shed.
It's a 6 a.m. wake up, while I'm still in bed!
No coffin or casket, or granite headstone-
But rather the way, he tears up my home!
But furniture clawing isn't his habit.
It's the running in the house, fast as a rabbit!
There are times that I want to rest in peace!
I just have to wait for the action to cease.
My time's not for a while, Why do you ask?
Clean up after Ed, will be my final task.
Fin. ;)
It's called a gift, something special to know.
I don't fear death. but something I dread
Is the household trouble, predicted by Ed!
It's table tops scattered, water on floor!
That speedy escape, He's shot out the door.
It's all spilled food, the hair that is shed.
It's a 6 a.m. wake up, while I'm still in bed!
No coffin or casket, or granite headstone-
But rather the way, he tears up my home!
But furniture clawing isn't his habit.
It's the running in the house, fast as a rabbit!
There are times that I want to rest in peace!
I just have to wait for the action to cease.
My time's not for a while, Why do you ask?
Clean up after Ed, will be my final task.
Fin. ;)