wombat2u2004
07-22-2007, 07:06 AM
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
Next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and
asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!"
states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks,
"Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to
show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and
within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth
could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man
on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks
in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by
the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the
Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the
Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old
man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says,
"Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your
side view mirrors".
Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
Next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and
asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!"
states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks,
"Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to
show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and
within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth
could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man
on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks
in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by
the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the
Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the
Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old
man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says,
"Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your
side view mirrors".