Police comments.............

[wombat2u2004]

These 16 Police Comments were supposedly taken off actual police car videos around the country:

#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight cause they're new they'll stretch after you wear them a while."

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey crap."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS...

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.... Sign here."

[moosmom]

Oh Wom,

You've succeded in making me laugh yet again, without my first cup of coffee of the day.

BTW, #8 was my favorite.

[Cataholic]

I am forwarding that on to the municipality we represent.

[Marigold2]

Oh my cop friends are getting this. Wom you are always a day brightener. You dear, sweet man.

[king2005]

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"


HAHAHAHAH!!

I use to say that type of thing when I was the Postal Manager :D
It was my fav line & I was a smart butt about it too (only to the nasty customers of cours!!)...

Cus.: I want to speek to the postal supervisor!
Me: Hello
Cus.: Fine, I want to talk to the postal manager!
Me: Hello again
Cus.: I want to talk to the store manager then!!
me: Ok
Store manager: You have to talk to her, I have nothing to do with the post office, shes always right & knows her stuff to a T.
Me: Hello
Cus.: ^&$%#^*^%$#

HAHAHAHAHA!!