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wombat2u2004
07-08-2007, 08:31 PM
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub".
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

Is this right ????
And.......what would you do ????
Answer tomorrow !!!
Wom
Catty1
07-08-2007, 08:48 PM
NOPE!

Where would you put the water?

Use the teacup to put water in the bucket!!!!!!

*whew*...am I spared the funny white coat for now???? :D
Karen
07-08-2007, 08:55 PM
I'd pull the plug on the bathtub drain. No one said I couldn't right?
Catty1
07-08-2007, 08:59 PM
I'd pull the plug on the bathtub drain. No one said I couldn't right?

BRILLIANT! :)
moosmom
07-09-2007, 06:12 PM
Karen, you area GENIUS!!! I thought of the bucket first. DUH!!!
G535
07-09-2007, 06:28 PM
Anyone who has been on the internet for more than six months should know the answer to that one! :)
Catty1
07-09-2007, 06:30 PM
Never seen it before! But it's nice to have two solutions!

I think anyone who has hosted a forum for more than six months (Karen and Paul) can think outside the box! :)
Pam
07-09-2007, 06:31 PM
Anyone who has been on the internet for more than six months should know the answer to that one! :)

Yep, I got that in an e-mail a couple of months ago so I knew the answer was *pull the plug.* :)
wombat2u2004
07-09-2007, 10:04 PM
Yes folks......Karen is right.
It's pull the plug.
So it seems most of you have been spared being institutionalised (for the time being that is !!!)
Catty1...I'm sorry, but you do not get two bites at he cherry.
Would you prefer a bed with a view ???? :D
Wom
Lady's Human
07-09-2007, 10:14 PM
Wom-

How about this.......

I pull out the small bar of C-4 I snuck in with me, roll it into a cutting charge, Prime it, run the det cord, and tell the shrinks to leave?
wombat2u2004
07-09-2007, 10:35 PM
Wom-

How about this.......

I pull out the small bar of C-4 I snuck in with me, roll it into a cutting charge, Prime it, run the det cord, and tell the shrinks to leave?

Mate....we'd all get a bang out of that....eh ???? Heheheheeeee
Wom
Lady's Human
07-09-2007, 11:00 PM
and it WOULD in fact empty the tub in short order
:D