moosmom
07-01-2007, 01:13 PM
Q: How can you increase your 65 year old husband's heart rate?
A: Tell him you're pregnant
Q: Why should old people use valet parking?
A: Because valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for older people to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: What is the most common remark made by older people when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."
A: Tell him you're pregnant
Q: Why should old people use valet parking?
A: Because valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for older people to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: What is the most common remark made by older people when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."