The Deer Hunter

[wombat2u2004]

A man and his friend were enjoying deer hunting season in rural
Michigan near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter
carefully drew his rifle and took careful aim.

Before he could pull the trigger, his friend pointed at a funeral
procession passing on the road below their stand.

The hunter slowly set his rifle back down, took off his hat, bowed his
head and closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching
thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years, it just
felt like the right thing to do."

[Laura's Babies]

Ooooo! That was a good one! :D :D

[lvpets2002]

:) :p Wom you are so bad.. Good one.. :D

[Marigold2]

OMG, hunting deer, how horrible. :mad:

[joycenalex]

wom, i lived near there for years, are you sure this isn't true? soma-those-guys took deer season seriously :D

[Lady's Human]

John, Bob and Joe were out deer hunting.

While returning to camp shortly after bagging the biggest buck he had ever taken, Bob had a heart attack.

John and Joe unsuccessfully tried to revive him. While breaking camp, Joe took the buck and packed the carcass for transport. John asked him why he had packed the buck, as they only had room for either the buck or Bob's body in their car.

Joe replied, "We can come back for Bob later. I figure no one's going to try and steal him."

[crow_noir]

Musta been Opening Day ! :D


A man and his friend were enjoying deer hunting season in rural Michigan near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his rifle and took careful aim.

Before he could pull the trigger, his friend pointed at a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand.

The hunter slowly set his rifle back down, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years, it just felt like the right thing to do."

[wombat2u2004]

Yes....sounds like this hunting stuff is deer to their heart !!!!! :D
Wom

[Catty1]

Now that's 'passing the buck!'. :D

[wombat2u2004]

This thread is becoming STAGnant !!!!
Wom

[Catty1]

These jokes could pull in a lot of doe!!!

[wombat2u2004]

Well they could if we FELT like it !!!!! HAH !!!!!
Wom

[Catty1]

Hey, don't horn in on my humour! :p

[wombat2u2004]

Hey, don't horn in on my humour! :p

The HIDE of me !!!!! :D

[Catty1]

I'm RACKed with guilt! :p

[wombat2u2004]

I'm RACKed with guilt! :p

Now my head is really hurting !!!! I can't think of any more...LOL :D
Wom

[Catty1]

Gee....I wanted a chance to use "fawning over someone."!

Or being FAWND of something.

I'll save them up for the Field visit, whenever that is.... :p

[wombat2u2004]

Wait !!!! In HINDsight.......there's more !!!! :rolleyes:

[moosmom]

Roflmfao!!!!

[Catty1]

oh bad puns......where can I HIDE????!!??? :D

[Lady's Human]

Would you two quit Butting against each other!?

[Catty1]

LH, have a HART! :p

[davidpizzica]

Oh DEER, Oh DEER, you two! (couldn't help myself!!)

[Lady's Human]

Oh deer? There's a joke there, but it wouldn't even fly in the dog house.

[davidpizzica]

LH, was it that bad? I was RACKING my brain!

[Catty1]

Okay....I've HERD ENOUGH! :D

[wombat2u2004]

This is all NOT FAIR !!!! There is no deer here, so I don't have the words....LOL
Wom

[Catty1]

K, Wom....I'll hoof it out of here..... :rolleyes:

[wombat2u2004]

K, Wom....I'll hoof it out of here..... :rolleyes:

HAH !!!! :D

[wombat2u2004]

Just you all wait until we get a kangaroo post !!!! I'll cream the lot of ya !!!! :D
Wom

[Catty1]

We're waiting....need a funny kangaroo hunting story first.... :p

New thread, of course!

[davidpizzica]

Catty1 & Wom, I think we all had enough PUN-ishment for one night!