Thursdays #215: Thursdays Gets Offensive!

[Lady's Human]

Given all the offensensitivity going on around here, I figured we should have an offensive Thursdays.

Menu:

Only foods you can use in a food fight. No escalation (sauces and soft food only,no hard candy, etc) and keep Mario away from the blueberry sauce.


Lady, Not-so little Orange Kitten, Orc, you guys may want to either put on rain coats or just hide behind the bar. The L+F May actually be SAFE this week! :p

For a drink, Hows about some Banana Cream pies?

* 1 part Banana liqueur
* 1 part Creme de Cacao
* 1 part Vodka
* 1 part Half-and-half

Mix with ice then strain.

See what happens when you don't open the bar, Richard?

[RedHedd]

Oh that's difficult! How about an omelet w/tomatoes and perhaps some tortillas? (In San Francisco tortilla tossing is a sport ;)

[Lady's Human]

Tortillas? How about some refried beans to go with 'em?

AIRBORNE!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

All I can say is it's not my fault and I'm not cleaning up what LH starts. :( :D

[Killearn Kitties]

I have brought some guacamole and a raincoat for my kitten.
If anyone offends me I am prepared to flounce again.
I'll take a banana cream pie please. :D

[Lady's Human]

One Banana Cream Pie!

AIRBORNE!

(Got to love tupperware bar cups) :p

Hmmm, I wonder how well Omelets do as frisbees?

One tomato omelet ON THE WAY!

(And I'm ducking behind the bar)

[Pawsitive Thinking]

Don't want to offend anyone but can I just have the vodka???

[Lady's Human]

I suppose.......I just have to find some straight vodka here........I know it's here somewhere.

Anything to go with the fermented potato juice?

[DrKym]

Brought the pea salad (which tosses very well and has good splatter pattern) and I will do a vodka too please! :)

[Lady's Human]

I'm not sure how to do a vodka, but I'll serve ya one!

(Hmmm, fermented potato juice is Vodka, I wonder what fermented Clam Juz would be called (Besides stinky))


Pea Salad? Hmmmmmm, wonder how that would do in the mini catapult?

[slick]

One big glob of mashed potatoes.......

FORE!!!!!

**ducks behind bar**

:D :D

[Lady's Human]

Turns, throws Pea Salad at Slick.

This is MY hiding spot!

:p Banana Cream pie anyone?

[DrKym]

LOL told ya the splatter pattern on pea GREAT!

*sips her vodka hiding behind Orc*

[Lady's Human]

Psst....Mario, got the remote for Orc handy?

Hit the "Jump" button while I load the catapult.


FIRE!

[DrKym]

OH MAN LH!!!!

looks around for those mashed potatoes! :p

[slick]

OK, stop.......

Here's a stack of aprons......help yourself.

Laurie, get over here. They're ganging up on me!!! :D

**hurls another glob of mashed potatoes**

**note to self....good thing I didn't wear my BBQ apron today**

[gini]

SPLATT!!! O.k. Slick, you are in deep voodoo now!

How do you like your linguini? Or should I say "where" do you like your linguini?

Sara, can I borrow some of your whipped cream?

[slick]

YA MISSED ME....YA MISSED ME!!!What kind of a throw was that Gini?? What's the matter.....not had your shower yet???? :p ;) :D

Come here Lady, let me get that linguini hat off your head!!!

[DrKym]

Leans over bar and throws pea salad at LH.......potatoes over toward whoever was trying to hide behind L&F door........ :p


picking peas outta the hair while tying apron on.........

[gini]

If I were you Slick, I wouldn't put my hand into your purse anytime soon! hee hee...................


Thought I had better wait until I took that shower,
it looks like this is going to be a messy day!

[lizbud]

OK, stop.......

Here's a stack of aprons......help yourself.

Laurie, get over here. They're ganging up on me!!! :D

**hurls another glob of mashed potatoes**

**note to self....good thing I didn't wear my BBQ apron today**


Hi all, Lbaker asked me to tell you all Hi, and she's thinking of you as
she slaves away at work here in Indianapolis.I think she flies back home
on Friday. :)

[gini]

Yeah, a likely story, Laurie. You took one look at what LH started and you headed off to Indiana. Like we are really supposed to believe that. And hiding behind Lizbud's apron...............it doesn't become you!:D

[cassiesmom]

Okay, I have a can of Cheez Wiz and a big black trash bag. I'm just going to slather the Cheez Wiz all over the trash bag as a means of reducing stress. Then fold it in half and jump on it as a means of reducing stress further. (ducks to avoid flying mashed taters and pea salad) Mario, I'll be back later with a mop!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

B O O M! Chocolate sauce away! *reloads cannon* Lady bring me that caramel sauce cannon ball, and then bring over the butterscotch one. *hides behind the cannon* :D

[Pawsitive Thinking]

I suppose.......I just have to find some straight vodka here........I know it's here somewhere.

Anything to go with the fermented potato juice?


Just more vodka thanks ;)

[RedHedd]

OMG! I'm sitting here at my desk trying to control my laughter! :D Did anyone see the food fight on Brothers & Sisters a few weeks back? Sally Field and ..... what's-her-name ..... It was WONDERFUL! Talked about tossed salads! :D

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

B O O M! Caramel sauce away!

[cyber-sibes]

O....good thing I didn't wear my BBQ apron today**Too bad, slick....cause I'm armed with a squeeze bottle of BBQ sauce! (got a spare bottle in my back pocket, too!) Everything's better with BBQ on it.
Could I have something non-alcoholic? I don't think I should drink when armed...

[cassiesmom]

Too bad, slick....cause I'm armed with a squeeze bottle of BBQ sauce! (got a spare bottle in my back pocket, too!) Everything's better with BBQ on it.


CS, I'm still sitting at my desk and the ventilation system seems to have failed ... so now I'm stressed and HOT ... could you squeeze some of that BBQ on the Cheez Wiz I've slathered all over this Hefty bag, and I'll jump on it some more. After that I'll probably still be hot, and I'll definitely need a bath, but I won't be having stress.

Wait, what's this - Mario, are there grapes in that barrel? Awesome! Let's make some wine!

[lvpets2002]

:eek: Oh WoW Just Look At All Of This!! SPLATT thanks alot Mario.. I thought they told you to stay out of the BlueBerry Sauce.. :p Thats It You Guys I Am Bringing Out the Mega Blaster Water Gunn.. :D Get over there Mario you First for the Soak Down.. ;)

[Sevaede]

*opens door a crack and peeks around the edge... slowly*

:D :p

[lbaker]

Cyber-sibes... how can you drink withOUT arms :confused: oh right... straws make good weapons too, a big fat straw loaded up with peas!!! skew spatooeee weeeeeeee!!!! :D :D Have I offended anyone yet?

[davidpizzica]

WOW! What kind of battle zone is this?! I'm ducking peas and it looks like Mario is squashing grapes all over the place! Someone's pretty good with the pea shooter! Could I have a STRONG mug of coffee to wake me up? I had a long day doing my stress test!

[lvpets2002]

:p To Heck with the Coffee David = I will soak you down with my Mega Blaster Water Gunn.. Did I mention its Ice Water.. :D Mario just throw the sqashed grapes ok.. :p

[DrKym]

*opens door a crack and peeks around the edge... slowly*

:D :p

Gets her with Pea salad!! :D :p

[RICHARD]

Yes,

THis is what I get.....

A very tough week and I took a day off....much to my brother's chagrin....

I think a nice "mustard napkin" is in order..

Double up on the paper, pour mustard in.....

INCOMING!

Mario,
Want to do the airborne drops?

DONE!

[Sevaede]

Eeep! :eek: Peas in my hair! *brushes head off*

*finds a chair to hide behind*

Okay, I've got a bowl of beans and a spoon and I'm not afraid to use them! :p

*loads up spoons, flings it in the air, and waits to see where it will land*

hehehe :p :p

[davidpizzica]

:p To Heck with the Coffee David = I will soak you down with my Mega Blaster Water Gunn.. Did I mention its Ice Water.. :D Mario just throw the sqashed grapes ok.. :p
Hey, that worked better than the coffee! Oh, here's a pea shooter! look out, Mario!

[lvpets2002]

:p WooHoo a Pea Shooter.. Ok Mario shot me the Pea & I will send it further with the Mega Blaster Water Gunn.. :D Mario get over here & stop wiping your face with Richard's Mustard Nampkins.. :o
Hey, that worked better than the coffee! Oh, here's a pea shooter! look out, Mario!

[gini]

My sides are hurting from laughing so hard. Does anyone have any quarters for the laundry? Just look at my clothes.........mashed potatos...........peas..........whipped cream................and now mustard.

And that Laurie - still hiding out in Indiana with Liz!:D

[cassiesmom]

No summer outfit is complete without a mustard stain, but I certainly didn't expect one dropped from above. Mario, hand me that Tide pen, please. This is going to take some quick action because I forgot to duck!

[lvpets2002]

;) Did someone say something about me the Duck

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/lvpets2002/IMG_8153.jpg

Mario it is not break time = Grabb that Mega Blaster Water Gunn = We have to wash some PT'rs off now..

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/lvpets2002/2788011443.jpg


No summer outfit is complete without a mustard stain, but I certainly didn't expect one dropped from above. Mario, hand me that Tide pen, please. This is going to take some quick action because I forgot to duck!

[smokey the elder]

I have this image of Bluto in Animal House saying, "Guess what I am?", putting a soft gooey thing in his mouth, and splatting it. "I'm a zit!" Do we have anything soft and gooshy? <ducks behind Orc>

[momoffuzzyfaces]

*moff opens door and peeks in*
MERCY!!! What a mess!!! I'm Offended!!! :D

After being in bed for two days with a bad back, I don't want to risk a fall!!!
I'll come back next week after the cleanup crew and hasmat crews have been here!!! :D

[RICHARD]

LOL,

Some of you throw like girls!


This is a blast!.......OH no, Why is the Orange Kittie wearing that cottage cheese on it's head! :eek:



Oh no, Pepsi and Mario= Trouble!

[lvpets2002]

:p Richard have you been drinking my LIT?? That wittle baby is wearing her PJ's.. That is our Ducky Pue.. And what is this we throw like girls!! Ok thats it Mario load the Mega Blaster Water Gunn with Ice Water & Swashed Grapes & lets go after Richard.. :D
LOL,

Some of you throw like girls!


This is a blast!.......OH no, Why is the Orange Kittie wearing that cottage cheese on it's head! :eek:



Oh no, Pepsi and Mario= Trouble!

[lbaker]

Well finally back from Indi...*YIKES - SPLATT - OOOPS* *oh bother* :rolleyes: only 'puter I had access to was the business center in the hotel.. ONE computer. Sat down for a minute this morning before cab to airport and wouldn't you know ~ someone actually came in the room and wanted to do BUSINESS!! The noive :eek: Can a gurl get a drink in this joint :confused:

[lvpets2002]

:p Well now we are Mega Blasting Richard {the bar keeper} with the Water Gun.. Lets see if we can get Mario to get you a drink..

Mario dont be a Glutten with your drink
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/lvpets2002/2788011443.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/lvpets2002/f6b0a688099a41147aa572d2573695ee.jpg

Now you have to wonder why you cant get a drink around here :D


Well finally back from Indi...*YIKES - SPLATT - OOOPS* *oh bother* :rolleyes: only 'puter I had access to was the business center in the hotel.. ONE computer. Sat down for a minute this morning before cab to airport and wouldn't you know ~ someone actually came in the room and wanted to do BUSINESS!! The noive :eek: Can a gurl get a drink in this joint :confused:

[cassiesmom]

I have this image of Bluto in Animal House saying, "Guess what I am?", putting a soft gooey thing in his mouth, and splatting it. "I'm a zit!" Do we have anything soft and gooshy? <ducks behind Orc>


*cassie's mom, still holding Tide pen in hand and trying to get out mustard stain, asks from out of range: Wasn't that an egg?

The cutest Duck Thursdays has ever seen:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/rockee12331/Ducky/IMG_8153.jpg

[sparks19]

DON"T THROW FOOD

That is food I could be eating :D

[gini]

Aww, it's only a little mustard...................hee hee - lobs large gob of mustard at Sparks 19!!!

[RedHedd]

Oh no, Pepsi and Mario= Trouble! What's even better is to put some Mentos into a bottle of Coke, shake and ..... it's better than the Mega Water Blaster! :D

[joycenalex]

[QUOTE=RICHARD]LOL, Some of you throw like girls!
INCOMING!!!! corn black beanonion salsa!!!SPLAT
got ya richard!, dropping to floor, sliding thru goo behind LH

[gini]

Hey, that salsa is pretty good.........could you lob some into this bowl please?:D

[lbaker]

Putting mashed potatoes into a Mega-Blaster is UNFAIR!!! I call foul. Time out. DO OVER :p Olly Olly Ox In Free.............

[joycenalex]

...swwwww.....SPLOT!!!
Hey, that salsa is pretty good.........could you lob some into this bowl please?:D

[Marigold2]

Hey everyone what's going on?

Oh come on, who just shot me with mustard, stop that, stop that I say. What am I stepping in, oh lord it's mashed potatoes with something green, looks like a big booger. Ok that's it, I will be back with something...........
Running out of the room in a volley of food being flung.

[lbaker]

The best offense is a good defense... GINI, SLICK, MARIO!!! LET'S GET 'EM GUYS!!! :p :D

[Lady's Human]

Sneaking back in with an air powered grease gun full of pudding........


BANZAI!!!!! :D

[lbaker]

AMOK AMOK!!!!!

[Lady's Human]

This whole place has just gone higgledy-piggledy.

Next thing ya know the hottentots are going to be coming in.

Just one question...

Who's going to call the fire department to come hose this place down?

[RedHedd]

Don't know about hottentots, but tater tots are FUN to throw! :D

[Oggyflute]

Wow this place is a bit of a mess, :eek: ... <slips> <splats> Groan...I don't think I'll make it to the bar. Ooh look potato......
MARIO! Why am I seing yellow potato on the floor!

[smokey the elder]

<Flings White Castle chicken ring like a Frisbee and ducks>

[davidpizzica]

<Flings White Castle chicken ring like a Frisbee and ducks>
I duck as a white castle chicken ring almost hits me in the face. I fling it back and it hits Mario in the backside. Gives me a dirty look!

[RICHARD]

AGGGGHHHHHHHHH.....SALSA IN MY EYES!!!!!



This is not fair....MOM!!!!!!

[cassiesmom]

<Flings White Castle chicken ring like a Frisbee and ducks>

Duck here ... you rang?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/rockee12331/Ducky/duckybath1.jpg

[Marigold2]

I'm back, I have chocolate pudding and I am not afraid to use it.

[Lady's Human]

Looks like we need a track dryer in here to help clean up this mess!

Ah, well, I guess I started this. Orc, Gimme a hand with the hose?

We'll wash it down then I'll get the dryer to blow it out.

[RICHARD]

Looks like we need a track dryer in here to help clean up this mess!

Ah, well, I guess I started this. Orc, Gimme a hand with the hose?

We'll wash it down then I'll get the dryer to blow it out.


LOL,

And you probably want to test out your "Left Turn Techniques"?

DONE! :D

[Lady's Human]

Richard, I think I'll practice turning left here:
Stock car shool at Pocono (http://www.877stockcar.com)

Father's Day present to myself next year. :p

[lvpets2002]

;) Mentos = MMmmm = :p Come on Mario lets load the Mega Blaster up with Mentos & Ice Water & start cleaning things up here.. :D

[cassiesmom]

;) Mentos = MMmmm = :p Come on Mario lets load the Mega Blaster up with Mentos & Ice Water & start cleaning things up here.. :D

Wait, Mario, wait! Somewhere I read that if you drop Mentos into a 2L bottle of diet Coke, you can produce an explosion -- wait, don't put those into the Mega Blaster just yet.

[lvpets2002]

:o :p Woo Hoo thats even better.. Mario go get the coke bottle from cassiesmom.. Now we are going to wake everyone up.. Mark Get Set KKaaBomb..
Wait, Mario, wait! Somewhere I read that if you drop Mentos into a 2L bottle of diet Coke, you can produce an explosion -- wait, don't put those into the Mega Blaster just yet.

[Marigold2]

Oh dear doesn't look like my Tide Eraser pen will clean up this mess.

[Lady's Human]

Not unless it's a 55 gallon pen!

No worries, we're waiting for the fire Dept.

[cassiesmom]

Uh oh... is that a diet Coke stain on the ceiling? Is Mister Clean in the house?

[slick]

No worries, we're waiting for the fire Dept. **swoon** Did someone say Fire Department.....with real firemen???? :) :) Oh oh... I can meet them in the street and direct them over here. :) :)

[gini]

WHEEEEE!! I have gone skating before, but never Salsa skating. Gee, this is fun! You can slide all of the way from the front door back to the fireplace.

The stuff kinda makes a splashy sound too.

[joycenalex]

[QUOTE=RICHARD

This is not fair....MOM!!!!!![/QUOTE]
that's who gave me the recipie!....reloading serving spoon........

[lbaker]

FireMEN?! :eek: *elbows Slick* this way boyz ;)

[cassiesmom]

FireMEN?! :eek: *elbows Slick* this way boyz ;)

LOL! *joins line behind lbaker and Slick*

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LORDY! WHAT A MESS!!!

Whisk_Luva wants to come play with you!!! I told her ok as long as she tells one clean joke first!!!

Speaking of clean ...... anyone got shovels? :eek: :D

[Whisk_Luva]

This is my first time- to be a member some people have told me to post a clean joke????? Uh… How many Mario's does it take to change a light bulb?
None. He'd steal the bulb and run off with it! :D

Right now onto my post……

*Grabs cleaner* I just saw something moving in the salsa and had to clean it and see what it was! Turns out Mario had a few to many and passed out on the floor underneath the salsa... :rolleyes:

[davidpizzica]

Mario! You'd do ANYTHING to get

[Killearn Kitties]

Is that why it is so dark in the L&F? Mario's run off with the lightbulbs!
Welcome Whisk_Luva. Hope you left your baby Whisk at home. He will be stepped on in this riot!

[davidpizzica]

Mario! You'd do ANYTHING to get attention! Gini, how about sone HAZMAT women for us menfolk?!

[smokey the elder]

Never give a chemist ideas about things that go *boom*! :D How about an Alka-Seltzer in some white vinegar? THAT will make a (safe :p ) mess!

[Whisk_Luva]

Hope you left your baby Whisk at home. He will be stepped on in this riot!

I left him at home coz I thought someone might throw him, probably into the l & f and we cant be having that!

[Whisk_Luva]

Oh has anyone got any pain killers for Mario? He is gonna be very hungover!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Oh has anyone got any pain killers for Mario? He is gonna be very hungover!
We'll just give him some blueberries!!! He loves them so much, he'll forget anything else. :D

[Whisk_Luva]

Ok! Here we go Mario! *Chucks Blueberry* :D

Uhhhhhhh.............. sorry Connie I hit you there......! :p

*Chucks another* *Smash* :eek:

Oops I threw it a little too hard... those glasses are meant to be smashed.... honest ;)

*Chucks loads* I dont remember the bar being blue........... oh well :confused: :eek: :p :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Oh, great! Now my hair is all blue!!! I hope it washes out or the doctor my lock me up tomorrow!!!

chucks a handful back at Whisk_luva then runs out the door!!! :D

[RICHARD]

this has got to be one of the funnest Thursdays yet...

It makes the cleanup fun too! Identify that stain!

[lizbud]

this has got to be one of the funnest Thursdays yet...

It makes the cleanup fun too! Identify that stain!


Yep, it's been fun, but could we next time have a small space at the bar
reserved for us "serious" drinkers who just want to put our feet up for a
little while :D

[lbaker]

You just want to put your feet up to avoid all the slop on the floor! Cheater ;) Don't worry Liz, we are prepping to get into the cleaning mode, yeah right :rolleyes: REALLY, we have one or maaaaybe two days to make this place sparkle. Don't worry about Mario Whisk, when he drinks he has the constitution of a Go-rilla. So GO you little rilla, grab the mop (and no fair slinging it at anybody) :D Stains? We don't worry about no stinkin' stains RICHARD. We can take our T's off and nail them over the bar like they do in Cancun :eek:

[RedHedd]

Oh Dear! Now we're flashing! Be careful Laurie, you don't want to end up with Blue .... :p

I think we're going to need Orc to help with this mess. And that little orange kitten has to be somewhere .... here, kitty, kitty, kitty :D

[slick]

We can take our T's off Again????????? ;) oops **slaps hand over mouth**

[RICHARD]

Thank YOu LH for proposing one of rip roaringest Thursdays in a while....

LOL,
Time to put this one in the L&F...

DONE...

NOW START CLEANING UP?

:D

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

I've brought buckets and mops for anyone who wants to pitch in. I have a wagon full of cleaning supplies over by the bar. Everybody grab something and start cleaning. Careful Lady, this floor is so slippery there is no traction for people let alone a puppy.

[gini]

Just whistle while you work (whistle)
And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place
So hum a merry tune (hum)
It won't take long when there's a song
to help you set the place

And as you sweep the room
Imagine that the broom
is someone that you love
And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune

(Spoken): Oh, no, no, no, no! Put them in the tub)
When hearts are high the time will fly
So whistle while you work

[Whisk_Luva]

Connie you missed me... you did say you had bad aim.... :D :p

[slick]

Imagine that the broom
is someone that you love The story of my life!!!!
Hey y'all, I'll meet you over at this week's Thursday. Apparently we have to get checked for ticks???? :D

[cassiesmom]

Gosh, I asked Phred (via PM) to come with a fire hose ... no luck, huh?

[Lady's Human]

No luck on the fire hose, but we do have a little red wagon of cleaning supplies in the other thread :p

[gini]

Did you all notice that Richard just went ahead and opened a new Thursdays so he could skip out and avoid having to help clean up?:D

[Killearn Kitties]

Gini, I had not realised (until you mentioned it) that that is exactly what Richard had done! He mentioned cleaning in this thread and the new one, then went to bed! He left everyone else to clean up in both threads!!!

Outrageous, don't you think??

[RICHARD]

Did you all notice that Richard just went ahead and opened a new Thursdays so he could skip out and avoid having to help clean up?:D

OK, OK...It was late and I apologize! :(