RICHARD
05-27-2007, 10:23 PM
I have always loved the Lumberjack "Olympics"....
Chopping wood, throwing axes, climbing trees and the log rolling events.
Last night I unwittingly was entered in the log rolling event.
There I was, minding my own business sound asleep.
I felt the Lumber Cat hop on my ankles and work his way up to my stomach.
Not a good thing since I had a nice dinner and was dreaming the dreams of a satisfied man....
This huge cat stops on top of me and begins to circle the "log" looking for a spot to begin the event.
I rolled to one side-The Fat One survived that move...I rolled to the other side trying to dislodge him - Nope, no dice!
By the third move I felt the blanket slide off me and the Lumber-Cat finally realized he was not going to win this event.
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Since I had now spun out of my comfort zone and stopped my "dervish" I figured out that one of us needs to do a little "portion controlling" at dinner time, not sleep on their stomach and clip the nails on the cat......making it harder for him to hold on.....
I guess Paul Bunyan never had THAT kind of a problem! :eek:
Chopping wood, throwing axes, climbing trees and the log rolling events.
Last night I unwittingly was entered in the log rolling event.
There I was, minding my own business sound asleep.
I felt the Lumber Cat hop on my ankles and work his way up to my stomach.
Not a good thing since I had a nice dinner and was dreaming the dreams of a satisfied man....
This huge cat stops on top of me and begins to circle the "log" looking for a spot to begin the event.
I rolled to one side-The Fat One survived that move...I rolled to the other side trying to dislodge him - Nope, no dice!
By the third move I felt the blanket slide off me and the Lumber-Cat finally realized he was not going to win this event.
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Since I had now spun out of my comfort zone and stopped my "dervish" I figured out that one of us needs to do a little "portion controlling" at dinner time, not sleep on their stomach and clip the nails on the cat......making it harder for him to hold on.....
I guess Paul Bunyan never had THAT kind of a problem! :eek: