sparks19
05-24-2007, 04:36 PM
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
> > Depot when they collide.
> >
> > The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
> > I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where
> > I was going. "
> >
> > The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
> > I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
> > desperate."
> >
> > The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
> > What does your wife look like?"
> >
> > The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
> > blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
> > halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
> >
> > The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
> > Depot when they collide.
> >
> > The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
> > I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where
> > I was going. "
> >
> > The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
> > I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
> > desperate."
> >
> > The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
> > What does your wife look like?"
> >
> > The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
> > blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
> > halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
> >
> > The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."