Thursdays #213: On the road again!

[Lady's Human]

Orc, we need to get this place cleaned up. Looks like Mario's been into the paint again.

I got the (not so little) Orange Kitten out of the L+F, he was starving down there. Maybe I can get some nice fresh codfish for you to help you recover.

(His eyes are still HUGE. There's something scary down there, guys, don't go without an escort)

I'm going to start a pot of coffee, and I guess I'll make lunch. Salmon with Dill sauce, broccoli and rice anyone?

Mario, could you go out to the herb garden and get me some dill? Grab some mint while you're out there for the iced tea.

[davidpizzica]

LH, let me grab a big cup of coffee (I'll see if I can find some Bailey's) and I'll give you a hand or two getting this place shipshape! Wow! Mario got into every can! BTW, Mario painted Orc's remote.

[RICHARD]

I'll pour since you are cooking!


Make sure you give the Orc and Mario smaller portions of the broccoli-
I was watching Sportscenter on the couch with both of them last time!

P.U.!


DONE?

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David...
One coffee, DONE!


LH,
Is that Willie Nelson at the back table? ;)

[RedHedd]

Lol Richard! Nothing worse than Broccoli f**ts :D

That Salmon sounds yummy! I'll have a platter-full and a tall iced tea please.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No food for me. Just the thought makes me green!

Still fighting the bronchitis and I think it's winning. Just a hot toddy for me, please! :)

[Karen]

Tell you what, MOFF - I'll make you a cup of extra-strong hot mint tea. It's sure to penetrate even bronchitis, and is tasty besides. (Unless one is not a mint-lover.)

[Lady's Human]

For the few who are wondering why the title is what it is, tomorrow I get to go HOME! :D

And I'm STAYING home for a while!

One Salmon and IT for the Redd Hedd, and MOFF, you can have whatever you want.

Richard, too late, Orc had the leftover broccoli......... :eek:

[RICHARD]

For the few who are wondering why the title is what it is, tomorrow I get to go HOME! :D

And I'm STAYING home for a while!

One Salmon and IT for the Redd Hedd, and MOFF, you can have whatever you want.

Richard, too late, Orc had the leftover broccoli......... :eek:

Dude,

Get that seat belt on your recliner working!

Gonna put on some racing and pretend that the smells are burning rubber and not the Orc!

DONE!

[DrKym]

3 doubles and that is just for me..............................Jas asks for a slushie.
Orc can I play with the remote???

[Pawsitive Thinking]

Make mine a pint.............of anything

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

I'd like some of that salmon if there's any left please. And a glass of the iced tea sounds great too. LH is coming home YAY! How about some homemade ice cream for dessert. Whatever flavor you like! I could go for some B&J heathbar crunch myself.

[Lady's Human]

Barkeep, I'll take a LARGE coffee to go, and 1400 miles of construction police, and traffic free roads.

Barring that, I'll just take the coffee.

Two more hours to go and I'm headed Northeast.

[lbaker]

Any chance of you passing through NW Ohio over Memorial Day weekend *wink wink nudge nudge* A few folks there would be mighty happy to see you ;)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Tell you what, MOFF - I'll make you a cup of extra-strong hot mint tea. It's sure to penetrate even bronchitis, and is tasty besides. (Unless one is not a mint-lover.)
That sounds great to me Karen!!! I'm a mint lover for sure!!!

Now I'll need to hunt up some chocolate mint cookies to go with my tea!!! :)

[Karen]

Ah, Laurie, he'll be passing through days too early ... I did ask ...

[Lady's Human]

I can't this time, but there may be a chance of us going on Labor day.

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Yay! Just talked to LH and he was getting in his car and heading NE! Someone give me a huge bowl of the heathbar crunch ice cream to celebrate! And something with a kick if you please barkeep!

[cassiesmom]

Barkeep, may I please have some iced tea with RedHedd and Lady's Other Human? Just lemon for me, thanks. Lady's Human, please have a good drive and I hope you don't get caught in traffic with people starting the weekend early.

[RICHARD]

Barkeep, may I please have some iced tea with RedHedd and Lady's Other Human? Just lemon for me, thanks. Lady's Human, please have a good drive and I hope you don't get caught in traffic with people starting the weekend early.


One Ice tea with lemon?

DONE!

LOH,

ICE CREAM!

Heathbar crunch -Gosh, what goes with ice cream? Bailey's?

Salmon and ice tea too!

Oh and 1400 miles of safe travel!

DONE!


BM
How's about a pint of refreshing slushie?

DONE!

DR. G

Three of one and another for Jas!

DONE!
MOFF, hot mint tea and Choco mint cookies!

DONE!

Laurie,

Don't try to divert a man from his course home!
It could be dangerous!
.
LH.

One large commuter cup of cafe, for the road!

DONE!

[slick]

Richard: are you still around???? I certainly can use some muscle around here. I'm cleaning off my deck and getting it ready for the summer.

One big tall icy cold glass of beer please! :)

[RICHARD]

Richard: are you still around???? I certainly can use some muscle around here. I'm cleaning off my deck and getting it ready for the summer.

One big tall icy cold glass of beer please! :)


You got it!



One glass of cold tap beer?

DONE!

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Hey, look what I found on the jukebox...

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)


When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
When I haver, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you


But I roll walk 500 miles
And I would roll 500 more
Just to be the man who roll a thousand miles
To fall down at your door


When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
When I grow-oold,(When I grow-oold) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would roll 500 miles
And I would roll 500 more
Just to be the man who roll a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door


LOL, We may have to do a song dedication Thursday!

[gini]

You know, I really, really hate cleaning!! I just wish I didn't know how it is to be done - always gotta get into the corners and stuff - takes me twice as long..........and look, here comes little darlin' Mario - with a plate of something that he is spilling all over the place.

LH - great news that you get to stay home for a while. LOH sounds really happy about that. I just hope she will save you some of the ice cream!!
I hope you have an uneventful trip home.

An iced cold beer - sure sounds good - but it is still worktime for me - so I had better stick with an iced tea with mint too, please.

[slick]

Thanks for the beer Richard. You know, I've got the song on CD and when I play it in the car and sing along I sound pretty good!! ;) :) :D :cool:

Never mind work Gini! There's two ice cold beers with our names on them. Let's do them justice. :cool: :D How about some onion rings to go with them????

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

LOH,

ICE CREAM!

Heathbar crunch -Gosh, what goes with ice cream? Bailey's?

Salmon and ice tea too!

Oh and 1400 miles of safe travel!

DONE!



Bailey's sounds good to me. I heard from LH, he's having a hard time dealing with the gypsy truckers on the road, but he hasn't hit any holiday traffic yet. And of course, the gas prices are up to about $3.30 in Ohio. So right now he's about 600 miles away.

[lbaker]

A hundred miles, a hundred miles
A hundred miles, a hundred miles
You can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles

Lord, I'm one, Lord, I'm two
Lord, I'm three, Lord, I'm four
Lord, I'm 500 miles away from home ;)

Hey Twisted Sister/Slick Vic Happy belated Victorias Day!!!

[slick]

Hey Twisted Sister!!! **waves** Yeah, Victoria Day day was last weekend....named for Queen Victoria's birthday. My Mom named me Victoria after the Queen....she thought it make me dignified. Who me? Dignified??? NOT! :D :D

One mimosa to start off my day please. I've got to spend the day with my Mom so make it a double please.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I got some mint Oreo's. They are doubble stuffed!!! I'll share!!! :D

lbaker, I used to sing that song in my folk song singin days!!! ;) :D

[Edwina's Secretary]

We should tap dance to one of these songs....I see it is National Tap Dance Day....RICHARD...shall we partner?

[Killearn Kitties]

The Proclaimers on the juke box Richard? How nice.
I don't think I have ever seen people tap dance to it before. I have taken a comfy seat at the bar and await the floor show.

[lbaker]

*taps foot* ARRR ARR ARRR... get it? "tap dancing, taps foot" waiting :p Mario with his top hat and cane dancing along with Sara & Richard..... oh my, where oh where is the camera? :D

[davidpizzica]

We should tap dance to one of these songs....I see it is National Tap Dance Day....RICHARD...shall we partner?
ES, as RICHARD seems busy at the bar, I'll trip the light fantasic with you! I hope I don't actually trip!! LOL!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Well LH made it home safe. And Lady is very happy he is home. LH has had a dog in his pocket since he walked in the door. He did bring her a peace offering though a nice big mega chewy. No Mario, Lady absolutely does not share her chewies with anybody.

[lbaker]

Welcome home Buddy!! Sit. Relax. Have a soothing drink of your choice on the house (or in the house, or in your superduper recliner or wherever you please) :D For everyone on the road this weekend ~ drive gently and have phun :cool:

[RICHARD]

An iced cold beer - sure sounds good - but it is still worktime for me - so I had better stick with an iced tea with mint too, please.
Ice tea and mint?

DONE!

Slick

Onion Rings!

DONE!

LOH,
800 down and 6 to go..I just thought of something.....

A Nascar fan 600 miles away from home....pedal to the metal???

Bailey's? DONE!

MOFF
Has cookies!!!

Can you dip them in soy milk? THat is the only kind that I can drink. :eek:


ES,

You'll have to lead...I can only Samba! :eek:

KK,
FLOOR SHOW? LOL, this is a bar.... Do I have to get a license to do florr shows?


David,
You may cut in!
I think my tap "daze" are oiver!


LOH,

Grat news.....When he decides to get happy feet again we'll toss him into the L&F!

LB.

And we'll have Phun, Phun, Phun til your daddy takes the t-bird away!!!!

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I have some trivia for you all!


I was watching a program, "How It's Made". It's a half hour show about how things are made.

I saw an episode on pool tables. Did you know that the table top is made of three pieces of slate that weigh around three hundred pounds apiece?

So if we are going to clean up the bar ALL of us are going to have to move that table! :eek:

And watch your toes......we have to put on a floor show later!

[Lady's Human]

Richard,

Given 600 miles of Police-free interstate I can do 600 miles in about 6+/- hours.

However, considering it was Memorial Day weekend, that was sadly impossible.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

MOFF
Has cookies!!!

Can you dip them in soy milk? THat is the only kind that I can drink. :eek:


you can dip them in regular milk, soy milk, tea, coffee, or .... beer? Um, Mario, I'm not sure beer would be a good idea but feel to try it if you feel brave!!! Rember: you dunk it, you eat it!!! ;) :D

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Hi guys,
LH and the kids and I just went to the zoo. Looky at what we saw.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/commolady/HPIM0818.jpg

His name is Newman. He's a 3 week old reindeer. Isn't he cute?

Can I get an ice coffee with some bailey's please?

[lbaker]

Iced coffee with Bailey's!!! Wowzers! What a concept ~ let's go for it :D EEEEHAAAA!

[RICHARD]

Richard,

Given 600 miles of Police-free interstate I can do 600 miles in about 6+/- hours.



Why do my limited math skills lead me to believe that the number of miles divided by 6 is equal to the average speed of a short NASCAR track? :eek: :D

MOFF,

Milk for you and beer for your Mario? ;)

DONE!


LOH and LB..


Iced coffee and bailey's?

DONE!


LOH,

I think Cah Lee Fuh Nee Ah is turning into a zoo!

In the last 2.5 weeks there have been 4 bears invading neighborhoods, three deers next to the freeway, two lost whales, one transferred elephant and an alligator caught in a lake near Bellflower, CA..

No partridge in a pear tree, tho..... :rolleyes:

[RICHARD]

Serving up nite caps!

Let's party! :D

[RedHedd]

No partridge in a pear tree, tho..... :rolleyes: and a dead Hippo in San Francisco :rolleyes:

Nite cap? Can I have one with a tassel? :D

[slick]

I could use a nightcap. How about mixing me up a very speshal slushie with a very speshal umbrella in it! Thanks Richard. Nothing can compare with a very speshal LA!!!!!! ;)

[RICHARD]

Tassels, umbrellas and slushies!

DONE! :D

[lbaker]

*pout pout* I want a tassle on my nightcap toooooo!!!! Can I wear my bunny slippers whilst sipping?? HUH?? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Groan! I am so sick of being sick with this bronchitis. Can't eat; food has no taste. Can't hear: ears stopped up. Can't talk: throat too sore!!! Someone just shoot me now!!!! Ok, don't really, just give me a shot of something that will shake this crap loose!!!! :(

[gini]

Is it really Tuesday? Do I have to go back to work?

I wonder what the boss would say if I show up with Baileys on my breath?

What the heck - I will have a large coffee with a large Baileys!

MOFF, we gotta get you healthy!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

guess what this Thursday is????

a BLUE MOON!!!!! :D

Gini I sure wish you could wave some of your California magic and make me well. Unless this rain stops, I may be sick all summer!!! :(

[gini]

Frank Sinatra - Blue Moon Lyrics



Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon
You know just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
And when I looked to the Moon it turned to gold

Blue Moon
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
And when I looked the Moon had turned to gold

Blue moon
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Blue moon
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own




Moff, you will have me humming this all day long now.

[RICHARD]

*pout pout* I want a tassle on my nightcap toooooo!!!! Can I wear my bunny slippers whilst sipping?? HUH?? :rolleyes:

NO hassle, wear your tassels!
DONE!


MOFF,
Can we start with a sit on the couch and a monkey hug?

DONE!


Gini,

Coffee and Bailey's...

DONE!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

MOFF,
Can we start with a sit on the couch and a monkey hug?

DONE!



Monkey hugs are good!!! Throw in a cherry root beer and you got a deal!!! :D

[cassiesmom]

Richard, are you still tending bar? You don't happen to have any 4-buck Chuck, do you? Mine is the glass with the tassel on it, just waiting for a nightcap :) It says on my calendar that today is Tuesday, but it has been more like Monday. I'm glad the day is almost over! Thank you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Shaw_wine

[RICHARD]

Richard, are you still tending bar? You don't happen to have any 4-buck Chuck, do you? Mine is the glass with the tassel on it, just waiting for a nightcap :) It says on my calendar that today is Tuesday, but it has been more like Monday. I'm glad the day is almost over! Thank you.



Chuckie for you?

DONE!

MOFF,
CRB and a monkey hug?

DONE!