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wombat2u2004
05-03-2007, 07:47 AM
Thought you'd enjoy this one !!!!

It was fun being a baby boomer - until now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate, once again, the baby boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba -- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

Pawsitive Thinking
05-04-2007, 10:38 AM
Wom! you are too much!!!!

Denture Queen...............

elizabethann
05-04-2007, 11:26 AM
omg...those are soooooooooo funny.

Daisy and Delilah
05-04-2007, 05:15 PM
I'm glad I'm seeing this Wom!! It's an absolute riot--funny thing-these all hit reeeaaaalllll close to home :D :D :D Go figure!! :)