political fun thread.

[RICHARD]

What is it with Nancy Pelosi's cow lick?

I demand the SOTH have a decent haircut!


Will someone slap that stupid grin off of Gonzalez' face?
I be running around with a raincoat over my head.


Is Keebler missing an elf?
When you look at Dennis Kucinich picture him in one of those elf hats.


Global Warining is Real.

MSNBC had a special on global warming last night.they put some people in an auditorium and the hot air in the atmosphere was very apparent....they called it a DEBATE.

Here is my version of tne bill that both houses passed and sent along to the president for a signature...

Dear Hooligans.
I'm will be leaving for vacation on July 1st.
Please feel free to help yourselves to what you can carry out of my home. :eek:

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And remember that all politicians who part their hair on the side are crooks! ;)

[joycenalex]

And remember that all politicians who part their hair on the side are crooks! ;)
so are all those with swept back hair wanna-bes? and those with center parts nerds? ;)

[Grace]

Is Keebler missing an elf?
When you look at Dennis Kucinich picture him in one of those elf hats.


Having seen Dennis Kucinich in person, I can truthfully say that he is much more handsome than he appears on TV or in pictures.

And his clothes are quite expensive, I would guess.

[cmayer31]

Political and fun? Who knew those two could successfully be used in the same title. Learn something new every day. :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well if all the political canidates would not take individual jets to the same meeting, I would be more apt to believe they are serious about global warming. They could jet pool!!! ;) :D

Don't forget to pack Eddie when you go on vacation. Specially if you are inviting hooligans to take your stuff. He'd be the first thing they would want. :eek:

[RICHARD]

What about GWB's fancy footwork?

Now that was funny!

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[dukedogsmom]

I don't do much politics. But, I did want to welcome you back. It's about time!

[lizbud]

Political and fun? Who knew those two could successfully be used in the same title. Learn something new every day. :D


That was my thought as well. if you want to see something politically
funny, catch "famous presidential speeches" on David Letterman some
night. It's a riot. :)

[Cinder & Smoke]

Is Keebler missing an elf?
When you look at Dennis Kucinich picture him in one of those elf hats.


:D

Folks here in oHIo used to refer to him as "Dennis the Menace". :p

He's always had a "unique" twist on his political views.

:cool:

[RICHARD]

One OF GWB's aides resigned after it was leaked that he used an Escort service.


Geez, getting in trouble for renting a car?? Those "greenies" are taking this global warming way too far! :confused:

[RICHARD]

What is the big deal with the ex-CIA director's book and the comment "slam dunk"?


Everyone knows that white men can't jump! :rolleyes:

[RICHARD]

The United States Congress and Senate have solved the issue of climate
change!



THey told a page to fiddle with the thermostat. :confused:

[mugsy]

I'm so glad you're back Richard!!! :D

[RICHARD]

:confused: Let's see.....

After seeing both debates -and being entertained to no end- I have solved the problem of electing just one president.


Elect them all and either-

Pull names out of a hat when you get tired of current idiot or
Buy a giant greaseboard, write everyone's name and their strengths on it.
Take turns as necessary! :confused:

Thanks Mugs! Say hi to Mike for me!

[joycenalex]

why can't we go to a british style election, shorter, much shorter, much more real world watching the pols think on their feet at a real debate instead of having chris matthew style softballs lobed at them?

[wombat2u2004]

I think you all should have a King !!!!
King Bush would sound ok !!!
Wom

[RICHARD]

Why don't we just keep Queen Elizabeth?
:D

I loved the bobo move that GWB made today...About QE dining with 10 presidents.

If anything I think the Bushster had got a great SOH.... :)

[Cinder & Smoke]

Why don't we just keep Queen Elizabeth?
:D

Jolly Good idea, old Boy!!
Let's DO it!

Wonder if the Britts would notice?

;)

[RICHARD]

Jolly Good idea, old Boy!!
Let's DO it!

Wonder if the Britts would notice?

;)


Hey,
We kept the cruise liner...Done!

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What's up with that lady from Kansas?


Geez,
That was classy....complaining about rebuilding when the SAR crews hadn't even started to look for the missing.

She backed up faster than a Nascar Driver that missed his pit box!

"Push in clutch, engage mouth......."

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Richard if you mean our govenor, she's a loon! Couldn't resist a poke at the president. She wants to give driver's licenses to illegals too. :rolleyes:

Gee, what WILL everyone do when they don't have GWB to poke fun of any more? :confused:

I thought it was funny when he winked at the Queen. She was probably thrilled. Bet she doesn't get many winks. :D

[RICHARD]

Gee, what WILL everyone do when they don't have GWB to poke fun of any more? :confused:

I thought it was funny when he winked at the Queen. She was probably thrilled. Bet she doesn't get many winks. :D


Laugh at the next President?

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[momoffuzzyfaces]

Guess what I heard today; they are going to put trailer homes from FEMA in Greensburg, KS for people to live in while their homes are being built. Bless their hearts. I know they mean well but don't they know trailers are magnets for tornadoes? :eek:

Of course, I don't know what else they could do really. We have no ocean so they can't give them an ocean liner! ;)

[Cinder & Smoke]

... they are going to put trailer homes from FEMA in Greensburg, KS ...

We have no ocean so they can't give them an ocean liner! ;)

Whadda ya wanna bet ...

FEMA has an ONgoing Study, to determine How To DIG a Canal to Greensburg, KS!

Cuz I'm sure they signed a 10-year Lease on some broken down, half-sunk,
ex-cruise liner that they'd love to get some use out of!

Stand by - Ribbon Cutting for the Kansas Ditch is scheduled for the day the
Gold Shovels arrive and the fresh sod is laid in the ceremonial yard.

:p

/s/ Phred

[Pam]

I saw that Obama made a goof the other day when referring to the tornado death toll. When it stook at 10, he said 10,000. I don't believe he realized his error until some time later.

This was his answer later on....

As he concluded his remarks a few minutes later, he appeared to realize his gaffe. There are going to be times when I get tired," he said. "There are going to be times when I get weary. There are going to be times when I make mistakes."

[RICHARD]

This was his answer later on....


As he concluded his remarks a few minutes later, he appeared to realize his gaffe. There are going to be times when I get tired," he said. "There are going to be times when I get weary. There are going to be times when I make mistakes."


Now if this guy makes mistakes in the 'marathon', how will he do in the sprints?

Not a good thing to admit. :eek:

[RICHARD]

Porn starlet Jenna Jameson has thrown her support behind Hillary Clinton.

Why am I going to leave this one alone?


:eek:

[Pam]

Porn starlet Jenna Jameson has thrown her support behind Hillary Clinton.

Why am I going to leave this one alone?
:eek:

:D :D :D

[RICHARD]

I guess I couldn't put my carbon footprint on Al Gore's, Danny and Leo's rearend? :rolleyes:

[RICHARD]

Sheryl Crow, of the one square toilet paper fame recently did some commercials for hair color......


Now, if she's interested in tree conservation, why is she promoting dyes and tints that are washed down the drain and into the waste water system..



Could those chemicals have affected her rationale? :confused: :eek: :cool:

[Lady's Human]

My favorite news item from the weekend was a story on the radio this morning:

Sen. Hillary Clinton celebrates Memorial Day by attending a ceremony in her hometown.

I was wondering if she went back home for the weekend......Nope. Her "
hometown" is evidently Chappaqua, NY. Durn, didn't think she grew up here.

[Edwina's Secretary]

My favorite news item from the weekend was a story on the radio this morning:

Sen. Hillary Clinton celebrates Memorial Day by attending a ceremony in her hometown.

I was wondering if she went back home for the weekend......Nope. Her "
hometown" is evidently Chappaqua, NY. Durn, didn't think she grew up here.

I was born in Indianapolis, raised in Rockford, educated in Arizona, live in California and call Chicago my hometown.

Surely you can find something more substantial than Hillary referring to the place where she owns a house her "hometown" to pick on??? Perhaps her hair style or the color of the last suit she wore?

[Lady's Human]

Pardon.

Did I pick on the wrong candidate/official?

My most humble apologies for posting something I found amusing in a "political fun" thread.

I will try to remember that the dear Senator Clinton is not to be harassed.

[Edwina's Secretary]

You can harrass anyone you want. Just wondered what was the funny part?

A politician calls the place where she has a home and the place she represents her hometown? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Lady's Human]

A place she has a home............


That she spends little to no time at. Memorial day, 4th of July, and other media op days, that's about it.

The place she represents?

She represents NYC, which is the major source for her votes. She couldn't care less about the rest of the state, unless she has a bevy of reporters with her so she can protest a Pentagon procurement decision to make headlines. She makes tours of the state, but never without media coverage arranged by her staff.

Heck, if it wasn't for an up for grabs Senate seat she wouldn't give a damn about the state at all.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Okay...let me try this humor thing...

George Bush Jr...born in Conn, attended Andover and Yale...got connected to the Alabama Guard...calls Texas his home state...what a hoot! LOL!

Ronald Reagan...born, raised and educated in Illinois...called California his home state. ROTFLMAO!

I'm not sure too many politicians spend a whole lot of time back on the home turf....congress usually meets in Washington.

Others are too busy chopping fire wood....so funny!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Porn starlet Jenna Jameson has thrown her support behind Hillary Clinton.

Why am I going to leave this one alone?


:eek:

Because no one but you knows who Jenna Jameson is? :D :D :D

[Lady's Human]

GWB- lived in Texas for years before running for political office.

Reagan-worked in Hollywood for years before running for office.

HRC-Lived in NY for the minimum legal amount of time before declaring candidacy for the Senate, and has the gall to call Chappaqua, NY her "hometown".

If you asked me what my hometown is, I'd tell you a small town in Mass.

If you asked me where I live, I'd tell you NY.

If you ask me where I'm from, I'd tell you it was a loaded question.

[Edwina's Secretary]

You call it gall....I suspect if Hillary said the earth rotates around the sun you would find something wrong with it.

Now here's a funny one. The new Monica....the woman charged with vetting candidates for the Justice Dept based on political correctness.

She agreed to testify before congress under a grant of immunity. Then refuses to answer questions pleading the 5th (and 6th)!

Now THAT'S gall...

Guess she missed the class at her prestigious law school when they discussed the meaning of the word "immunity." Probably getting her highlights done. :rolleyes:

[Lady's Human]

Got it.

Republicans.......Bad, and female republicans are vapid nitwits.

Democrats.........Wonderful, and female democrats are the pinnacle of society.


Funny, I just looked at several stories about Ms. Goodling, and the only references I can find to her pleading the 5th are from before the grant of immunity.

Also, why would one plead the 6th? Please can I have a speedy and fair trial, Madame speaker?

At least make claims that make sense.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Saw the tapes...she pleaded the 5th AFTER the grant of immunity. Why do I have to make sense of this? I am not the one pleading the 5th or the 6th....

Sorry...maybe you missed something. Sometimes you seem to suggest if YOU didn't see/read/hear something...it doesn't exist. And I thought only people who had done something wrong pleaded the 5th. You know...like gangsters and such. And why does someone who hasn't done anything wrong need immunity?

And btw....show me one time I have suggested Hillary is a pinnacle of society. In fact...I have said repeatedly that she disappointed me and I do not (regrettably) support her candidancy for president. Ouch. Truth.

I am just a seeker of truth and honesty.... ;) ;) ;) And humor...

[RICHARD]

But did you see the bird drop one on GWB?

Where are you Gerald Ford? :D

[Lady's Human]

Richard, Ya know when you're fishing and a seagull drops one on you it's good luck. Wonder what it translates to in politics?

[Lady's Human]

ES,

If you're going to claim someone said something, it would be best to provide a link to a transcript or an article citing the quote. Being that it was congressional testimony, if it happened it shouldn't be too hard to find.

For someone who doesn't like Sen. Clinton, you certainly are the first one in this forum to jump to her defense whenever the slightest dig is sent her way.

I'll stick with believing past history.

[RICHARD]

Richard, Ya know when you're fishing and a seagull drops one on you it's good luck. Wonder what it translates to in politics?


A bird in the hand is worth POO on the Bush? :confused:

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Everyone knows that the candidate puts their hat down over where they
lay their pants and wallet at the end of the day! ;)

[RICHARD]

LOLOLOLOL

One little bit 'o trivia that I really loved.


On "Hilton Friday" the Mayor of Lost Angeles put out a press release.


Antonio Villaraigosa (Don't worry I can't pronounce it either.....) Shows up at every photo opportunity- EVERY OPPORTUNITY....If a finch passes gas on a phone pole and one camera is in sight, HE WILL BE THERE.

I laugh and miss the SOB when I read the morning paper and don't see his picture....

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The press release stated that AV and his wife were separating after 20 years of marriage.


The reporter who broke into the Paris Slow Speed Chase with the news said something like...."And he is no where to be found....."

LOLOLOLOLOL, Sorry, I have to make fun of somebody after the week I had! :eek:

[RICHARD]

I Love Al Gore III!

There he is trying to keep GREEN!

Driving his Prius hybird at 105 miles an hour on the freeway, with some marry wha nah on his person!

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The mayor of Lost Angeles is a freaking moron.

His wife is filing for divorce because he was having an affair with a spanish language newscaster.

The newscaster asked to be moved from reporting politics on the tube..
But she DID do a report on the fact that the Mayor was getting a divorce...
She didn't report that she was the reason!

LOLOLOL, another reason never to trust a politician with a hair part on the side.

[lizbud]

I Love Al Gore III!

There he is trying to keep GREEN!

Driving his Prius hybird at 105 miles an hour on the freeway, with some marry wha nah on his person!

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That was his son who was arrested.

[RICHARD]

That was his son who was arrested.


Hence the designation AG III ;)

Gore’s appearance on TODAY to discuss Live Earth was overshadowed somewhat by the arrest early Wednesday of his 24-year-old son in California on suspicion of possession of marijuana and drugs without a prescription. Al Gore III was allegedly driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph south on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over by sheriff’s deputies, who said they smelled marijuana, according to the Associated Press.

[lizbud]

Hence the designation AG III ;)

Gore’s appearance on TODAY to discuss Live Earth was overshadowed somewhat by the arrest early Wednesday of his 24-year-old son in California on suspicion of possession of marijuana and drugs without a prescription. Al Gore III was allegedly driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph south on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over by sheriff’s deputies, who said they smelled marijuana, according to the Associated Press.


Ok OK, I'll clean my glasses. :D

[RICHARD]

I was watching the news today and they had a piece on John McCain.

I guess he was posing for a group picture and he was working his way into position..Look at the girl in the white patterened shirt behind him.

That was a priceless face she makes!


I thought she was going to goose him!

[lizbud]

I was watching the news today and they had a piece on John McCain.

I guess he was posing for a group picture and he was working his way into position..Look at the girl in the white patterened shirt behind him.

That was a priceless face she makes!


I thought she was going to goose him!


Where's the picture?

[RICHARD]

I don't have an Ipod and they charge beau coup dollars for tapes. :eek:

[RICHARD]

Yeah, They announced the fight of the year on TV last night.


And in this corner...Used and abused by the left wingers. Left by the side of the road after her usefulness was gone...


CINDEEEEEEE "The HUGGGERRRRRR" SHHHHHHEEEEEEEHHHHANNNN!

Her opponent, the esteemed speaker of the house-the politician that has led the congress to a 14 percent approval rating.....


NAAAANNNNNNNCCCEEEEEEE "I want a bigger plane" PUUUUUUUUHHHHLOEEEEE!

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Good old CS (as in tear gas) threatened to show up in a few weeks at the house if Nancy doesn''t do her bidding.

She also has stated that she will challenge NP for her seat when her term is up.

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No hair pulling, scratching, eye gouging or grabbing privates.......let's just have a good clean election!!!

[RICHARD]

Now that a esteemed senator was busted for allegedly wanting to carry on with a man, other politicians want him to resign.

So, now can we toss out some other politicians, like Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer who also have had dalliances with men? :confused:

[Edwina's Secretary]

Now that a esteemed senator was busted for allegedly wanting to carry on with a man, other politicians want him to resign.

So, now can we toss out some other politicians, like Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer who also have had dalliances with men? :confused:

Big difference....to the best of my knowledge....Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer haven't done their dalliances in a public men's room..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Or tried to pick up a police officer.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Or pulled out their business card to try and get out of a bust.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[RICHARD]

Or pulled out their business card to try and get out of a bust.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hey, that's pretty funny!

I would have never gone the breast route! ;)

[Edwina's Secretary]

Hey, that's pretty funny!

I would have never gone the breast route! ;)

Sorry R....not one of your better retorts. But then I suppose it is difficult....

[RICHARD]

You are right, I can only work with what I was given. :(

I'm not gonna mention the Oval Office or the meaning of "is". :o

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Plus, the idiot, Mr Men's Room was a Republican.

Wow, that really hurt! :)

[RICHARD]

Let's see....


Why are the Democrats so eager for this senator to resign his 'seat'?

I have to pass on the punchline-IT's funny and dirty.

[Edwina's Secretary]

... the esteemed speaker of the house-the politician that has led the congress to a 14 percent approval rating

Perhaps R...you could make some jokes about the low approval of congress having SOMETHING to do with these guys who lust after underage boys....solicit sex in the men's room...hire hookers..and generally behave in an unsavory manner???? :D :D

[RICHARD]

Perhaps R...you could make some jokes about the low approval of congress having SOMETHING to do with these guys who lust after underage boys....solicit sex in the men's room...hire hookers..and generally behave in an unsavory manner???? :D :D

Hokay,

Why are the Democrats so eager for this senator to resign his 'seat'?
Because the next guy 'in' may be one of their own!

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I can't comment on underage boys, I happen to like mature, robust women.


While yes there are perverts, thiefs and unsavory characters in Congress-I happen to loathe people who promise 5 day work weeks, 100 hours of fixing things and desire bigger airplanes. I guess you can't trust anyone these days.

I just happened to notice that the Lowest Approval Rating happened to dip when the new SOTH came in!

Coincidence? :eek:

[Lady's Human]

low approval of congress having SOMETHING to do with these guys who lust after underage boys....solicit sex in the men's room...hire hookers..and generally behave in an unsavory manner????

And this congress is any different in this regard from any other congress how?

[Edwina's Secretary]

And this congress is any different in this regard from any other congress how?


I dunno. RICHARD seems to see a difference. I guess because a woman is Speaker of the House?

[RICHARD]

I dunno. RICHARD seems to see a difference. I guess because a woman is Speaker of the House?

Come on.......Everyone knows a women gets the job, I just have a problem when they can't perform.


And the reason I can't care about the Honorable ------ from ---------- is that they don't represent me. I can't vote them out, so I may as well laugh at them! :confused:

[Edwina's Secretary]

Come on.......Everyone knows a women gets the job, I just have a problem when they can't perform.


And the reason I can't care about the Honorable ------ from ---------- is that they don't represent me. I can't vote them out, so I may as well laugh at them! :confused:

So...make some jokes about the Honorable ____________ from ______ who doesn't represent you!

I'm waiting! :D

(and could they be funny this time? :p )

[dukedogsmom]

Political fun........Isn't that an oxymoron?

[lizbud]

Heartbroken Bush Runs After Departing Rove's Car :(

August 31, 2007 |


Sponsored by WASHINGTON, DC—A confused President Bush broke free from the restraint of Secret Service agents this morning and ran in pursuit of departing deputy chief of staff Karl Rove's car for several blocks down Pennsylvania Avenue before being outdistanced by the vehicle.


Bush sits in disbelief as his longtime buddy disappears forever and ever and ever.
"Why can't I go with him?" Bush tearfully asked advisers as the longtime Republican strategist's sedan disappeared over the horizon. "When is he coming back?"

White House staff were deeply moved by the scene, saying that despite their best efforts, no one was able to explain to the president that he would no longer be able to remain at his chief adviser's side. Onlookers were clearly choked up as a tearful Rove, trying to close the car door behind him, told Bush in a stern, commanding tone to back away.

"Go on…you hear me? Get out of here, I say!" Rove said. "I don't love you anymore, understand? Now get! Get!"

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice witnessed the emotionally charged moment. "We knew that deep down [Rove] still cared, that he was only pretending to be mad at the president," she said. "But he had no choice. Leaving was the only way to avoid the ongoing Congressional inquiries."

Rove reportedly tried to prepare Bush for this inevitability in late July by taking him on a special fishing trip so they could spend some quality time together and he could also give Bush a brief rundown on how the presidency works. Rove said he "didn't have the heart" to break the news to the president, who fell asleep in their rowboat with the fishing pole still in his hands. On his last day, nearly two weeks later, Rove spent the whole morning with Bush before the tear-jerking exit, ruffling his hair, telling him to "be brave" and "listen to Cheney," and explaining that he was going to have to be "the man of the White House now."


Rove was finally able to leave the White House, despite Bush's heartrending stalling tactics.
Though Rove's resignation had been imminent for weeks, Bush appeared oblivious to the situation, which is evident in photos of him smiling as if nothing were wrong until the moment he discovered several suitcases near one of the West Wing's back-door exits. According to high-level administration sources, Bush asked Rove, "Where are we going?"

While sneaking the departing official out to a waiting town car, Secret Service agents were briefly able to deceive Bush by telling him Rove was just running down to the cellar to get him some ice cream. But when Bush heard the car's engine start in the driveway, he burst outside to stop Rove.

"I'll never forget the sight of the president, watching Rove's face in the back window becoming smaller and smaller as the car pulled away forever," Rice said.

The president continued to ask about his former adviser throughout the day, often clutching Rove's day planner, dialing his extension, and blinking uncomprehendingly when told that Rove was never coming back.

White House press secretary Tony Snow was finally called in to attempt to convey the reality of the situation to the president, but he was unable to do so.

"He kept looking up at me with those wide, innocent eyes, and I didn't know what to say," Snow told reporters. "Maybe someday when he's older, he'll understand how the public lost trust in his big buddy after a series of crucial political missteps, and how firing those attorneys and the..."

At this point in the briefing Snow fell silent, overcome with emotion, and moving many in the press room to tears.

White House officials say they would like to give President Bush more time to process the loss before pressuring him to appoint a new deputy chief of staff, since he does not yet appear ready to confront the concept of a "new Rove."

Bush sits in disbelief as his longtime buddy disappears forever and ever and ever.

Rove was finally able to leave the White House, despite Bush's heartrending stalling tactics.

[RICHARD]

So...make some jokes about the Honorable ____________ from ______ who doesn't represent you!

I'm waiting! :D

(and could they be funny this time? :p )

Funny is kinda selective.

I have a problem with any politico that speaks out of both sides of his mouth.

What gets me is the fact that "he doth protest too much".

When I see any politician that has an agenda, in this case all the anti-gay rhetoric this moron has spewed, I get suspicious.

When a pol has a 'cause de jour' it's all meant to hide his real ideals.

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The funny in this story is the fact that he was so cavalier about the incident-he'll never admit he's gay...so if the people were dumb enough to keep voting him in after what happened in the '80s, they deserve what they got.

[RICHARD]

Bush sits in disbelief as his longtime buddy disapper

It's better to burn out, than to fade away..... :confused:

[RICHARD]

Loved the comedy show on Wednesday night....

Promises, promises!

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I like the actor -whashisname- that did the Leno show....I want to be president!
Write a script and make the movie!
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Hey,

They can find that Hsu guy that was in the fundraiser scam but we can't find Osama?

Put OBL in charge of a fundraiser!

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I have to see the new Osama video.....

Is it true he may be a Democrat?
He was asking for their help to end the Iraqi war! :confused: