wombat2u2004
04-21-2007, 11:45 PM
To those of you who are blonde...sorry, but this is too funny not to share.
Take Heart, a lot of Brunette's Dye Their Hair Blond..........
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in
movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that one
out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided To have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the
tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde
went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her
tailpipe. Nothing happened.
So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate,
another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first
blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled
her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows
first.
A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over
to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "That's a thermos. It
keeps some things hot and some things cold."
"Wow, said the blonde, "That's amazing. I'm going to buy it!"
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw
it On her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos .
.
it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two
Popsicles, and some coffee."
Saved the Best for Last!
This has to be one of the best blonde jokes around.
This should make all you technologically challenged people feel GOOD:
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something
nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and
explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift
and simply adored her new phone. The next Day Susie went shopping.
Her phone rang and, to her astonishment,it was her husband on the other
end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you Like your new phone?"
Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as
a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..." "What's
that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
Take Heart, a lot of Brunette's Dye Their Hair Blond..........
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in
movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that one
out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided To have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the
tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde
went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her
tailpipe. Nothing happened.
So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate,
another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first
blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled
her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows
first.
A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over
to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "That's a thermos. It
keeps some things hot and some things cold."
"Wow, said the blonde, "That's amazing. I'm going to buy it!"
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw
it On her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos .
.
it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two
Popsicles, and some coffee."
Saved the Best for Last!
This has to be one of the best blonde jokes around.
This should make all you technologically challenged people feel GOOD:
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something
nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and
explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift
and simply adored her new phone. The next Day Susie went shopping.
Her phone rang and, to her astonishment,it was her husband on the other
end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you Like your new phone?"
Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as
a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..." "What's
that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"