lovemymaltese
07-09-2002, 12:40 PM
A Guide to Dog Kisses
• Akita --karate chops
• Alaskan Malamute --mush!
• Australian Cattledog --heeling powers
• Basenji --silent-but-deadly
• Belgian Malinois --phlegmish
• Bernese Mountain Dog --a Swiss Miss (tongue too big,goes all over face)
• Bichon Frise --French kiss
• Borzoi --Salut!
• Cairn --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Chihuahua --Spanish fly-by
• Chinese Crested --tuft love
• Coonhound --deepthroat
• Dalmatian --Czechmate
• Doberman Pinscher --gezhoundheit
• Finnish Spitz --LAPPing
• Fox terrier --disgusting because they've just been in the litterpan; also known as PANic attack
• Great Dane --Danish Delight
• GSD --shepherd's ply
• Italian Greyhound --holy water
• Jack Russell terrier --Eddyfication
• Keeshond --Dutch treat
• Kerry blue terrier --blarney
• Norwegian Elkhound --ufda! (this isn't what it's called, but it's the sound you make when it happens)
• Old English Sheepdog --getting bearded
• Pomeranian --puff love
• Poodle --French kiss
• Puli --"Pole"-vaulting
• Rottweiler --tough love
• Saluki --NOT holy Moses
• Saluki --salute
• Schipperke --slipperke
• Scottie --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Shiba Inu --geisha girl goose
• St. Bernard --roll out the barrel (and then go get me a towel!)
• Welsh corgi --getting corked
• Westie --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Whippet --whiplash
• Akita --karate chops
• Alaskan Malamute --mush!
• Australian Cattledog --heeling powers
• Basenji --silent-but-deadly
• Belgian Malinois --phlegmish
• Bernese Mountain Dog --a Swiss Miss (tongue too big,goes all over face)
• Bichon Frise --French kiss
• Borzoi --Salut!
• Cairn --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Chihuahua --Spanish fly-by
• Chinese Crested --tuft love
• Coonhound --deepthroat
• Dalmatian --Czechmate
• Doberman Pinscher --gezhoundheit
• Finnish Spitz --LAPPing
• Fox terrier --disgusting because they've just been in the litterpan; also known as PANic attack
• Great Dane --Danish Delight
• GSD --shepherd's ply
• Italian Greyhound --holy water
• Jack Russell terrier --Eddyfication
• Keeshond --Dutch treat
• Kerry blue terrier --blarney
• Norwegian Elkhound --ufda! (this isn't what it's called, but it's the sound you make when it happens)
• Old English Sheepdog --getting bearded
• Pomeranian --puff love
• Poodle --French kiss
• Puli --"Pole"-vaulting
• Rottweiler --tough love
• Saluki --NOT holy Moses
• Saluki --salute
• Schipperke --slipperke
• Scottie --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Shiba Inu --geisha girl goose
• St. Bernard --roll out the barrel (and then go get me a towel!)
• Welsh corgi --getting corked
• Westie --I don't know what it's called but it's better than haggis
• Whippet --whiplash