Why I am still single....

[Laura's Babies]

Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....

[Kalei]

Ahahahah! That is hilarious:D Gave me a great laugh! You definately know how to live:D And I mean it!

[Marigold2]

I wish I had been as wise.

[DrKym]

Oh hell I just hire a maid , have him make my tinis and fa*t anyways! :D

[Laura's Babies]

My sister sent me that in a email today.... said she heard it and immediately thought about ME! :rolleyes:

[pitc9]

I wish I had been as wise.

Me Too!!

[critter crazy]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :D

[animal_rescue]

hahaha that's Hilarious!! :D

[davidpizzica]

My sister sent me that in a email today.... said she heard it and immediately thought about ME! :rolleyes:
Laura, being an old bachelor, I'm that wise!!

[lvpets2002]

:) Oh WoW Laura I thought you were talking about me.. :D Yup I can do all of that high living too.. I know thats why I am still single..

[moosmom]

AMEN TO THAT, GIRLFRIEND!!!

I love living alone and being single. There's a sort of tranquility of it all.

[chocolatepuppy]

Ha ha! I've been married 31 years and I shop, don't cook much and I f*rt whenever I want. :p Oh and I don't clean much, I'm too busy on Pet Talk. :D

[wolf_Q]

I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol. ;)

[chocolatepuppy]

I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol. ;)

I wondered that myself, just didn't want to be the first to say it! ;)

[Laura's Babies]

I didn't know if it was allowed or not and didn't want to offend anyone...

I LOVE being single and living alone with my babies. I have found that nobody takes better care of me than ME do! Aside from that, living on a boat with 8 to 10 men for 28 days, you kind of had enough when you get home and don't want to have to deal with another one on your off days.... :rolleyes:

[BC_MoM]

I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol. ;)

LOL! Same here. :D

[Roxyluvsme13]

I've been single for all 14 and a half years of my life.. :D

[davidpizzica]

Girls, I think I'm the only single guy here! I'm an old bachelor.

[wombat2u2004]

Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....

Well I'm glad you never married me....with all of this far*ing going on !!!!!
Wombat

[wombat2u2004]

I've been single for all 14 and a half years of my life.. :D

What ??? 14 and a half and you wear a moustache ??? Sheeeeeeesh !!!!!
Wombat

[lvpets2002]

:p Thats ok David being a ole bachelor Fart on this conversation.. Oppss did I just note the Word Fart :rolleyes: .. Hey somebody had to do it.. :D
Girls, I think I'm the only single guy here! I'm an old bachelor.

[finn's mom]

That is very funny. I'm lucky, though...the only thing I can't do is fart whenever I want. But, I'm more of a belcher, anyway. :D

[lvpets2002]

:p Your a What :eek: A Belcher.. :D Oh my this is getting too :cool: ..
That is very funny. I'm lucky, though...the only thing I can't do is fart whenever I want. But, I'm more of a belcher, anyway. :D

[Blue_Frog]

Oh hell I just hire a maid , have him make my tinis and fa*t anyways! :D
LOL ... I agree! Who would bring me scotch while i sit at the computer? ;)

Also, since we're on an "OH NO!Fa*t" theme... if i was single, who would i accidently dutch oven in my sleep? http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n19/bluefrog_ca/Misc/eyebrow.gif http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n19/bluefrog_ca/oops.jpg

[finn's mom]

:p Your a What :eek: A Belcher.. :D Oh my this is getting too :cool: ..


;) :D

You're fun!

[lvpets2002]

:) Thanks You know I have lived single for so long that I probley would not know how to act around a man.. I would be Farting & Belching all the time :p .. But hey I can always blame it on the girls.. :D
;) :D

You're fun!

[finn's mom]

:) Thanks You know I have lived single for so long that I probley would not know how to act around a man.. I would be Farting & Belching all the time :p .. But hey I can always blame it on the girls.. :D

Haha, that's right! I act the same around everyone. Sometimes that's not a good thing, but hey. Take it or leave it. ;)

[Husky15]

Haha! You have me laughing out loud over here. :D

[popcornbird]

:D

That is funny. One thing I have learned in life is...

It is better to be married to a wonderful, loving, sincere spouse than to be single.

It is better to be single than to be married to someone who makes your life hell.

Advice that I'd always give to someone seeking a life partner. Nothing is better than marriage when you have a good spouse. Nothing is worse than marriage when you have a bad spouse.

You just gotta be married to the right person.

[Roxyluvsme13]

What ??? 14 and a half and you wear a moustache ??? Sheeeeeeesh !!!!!
Wombat
Huh? :confused:

[Lillycat]

when you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone. "

Merrill Markoe

[Dorothy39]

Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....

Erma Bombeck( the greatest humorist known to all women) would applaud you, if she could!!!! :p

[Catty1]

when you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone. "
-Merill Markoe

Hmmmm...............Merill was David Lettermen's live-in for a long time....hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... :D

[CountryWolf07]

I like being non-single. :)

[Lillycat]

catty1, but i just loved the little saying..........i have it on my bathroom mirror and i smile at it every day.....she just authored it, the page i got it from didnt say she lived it.....i just tho't it was cute.....no offense meant