wombat2u2004
03-26-2007, 07:38 AM
WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a bloody commo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at
my age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a bloody commo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at
my age.