wombat2u2004
03-24-2007, 04:18 AM
A Guy is driving around Dublin when he see's a sign in front of a house.
"Talking Dog for Sale "
So he stops and rings the bell and the owner said that the Dog is in
the back yard and to go and take a look.
The guy walks around to the back yard and sees a Labrador sitting
there."You Talk?" he asks.
"Yes" the Lab replies.
"So what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young."
"I wanted to help the Government, so I told the Garda, (Police),
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world Leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up
for a job at the Airport to do some undercover security work wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I then got married, had
a load of Puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the Dog."Ten Euros" the man says!
"Ten Euros, This Dog is amazing. Why on earth would you sell him so cheap?"
"Because he is a liar. He never did any of that shit!"
"Talking Dog for Sale "
So he stops and rings the bell and the owner said that the Dog is in
the back yard and to go and take a look.
The guy walks around to the back yard and sees a Labrador sitting
there."You Talk?" he asks.
"Yes" the Lab replies.
"So what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young."
"I wanted to help the Government, so I told the Garda, (Police),
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world Leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up
for a job at the Airport to do some undercover security work wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I then got married, had
a load of Puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the Dog."Ten Euros" the man says!
"Ten Euros, This Dog is amazing. Why on earth would you sell him so cheap?"
"Because he is a liar. He never did any of that shit!"