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kt_luvs_kitties
03-20-2007, 10:14 PM
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

wombat2u2004
03-21-2007, 01:33 AM
Hahahahahahaha.

KT.....for that you get the ***Special Wombat Joke of the Week Award***
Very excellent.
Wombat
PS. Forget being frosted or unfrosted....consider being Wombated !!!!