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03-14-2007, 06:20 AM
New York Maths Exam
Maths exams aren't always hard.
NEW YORK COLLEGES MATHEMATICS EXAM
NAME ............................
GANG ............................
Time allowed: 1 hour
1. If Mohamed lowers his Cadillac two inches front and back and puts
on stolen 18-inch slotted wheels, how many inches has he lost
from the stock suspension?
2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many
razors will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?
3. If Mustaffa runs 10 miles from the police in Brooklyn to Queens,
then steals a car and drives another 5 miles to Greenwich Village, how many
miles has he travelled if he ends up hiding in Wall Street?
4. Phan has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an "8 ball" to
Hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is
the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
5. If Darren receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from
the Government and works for his brother as a builder and receives a further
$400.00 per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11
children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a smashed
Toyota from the wreckers?
6. If Soula needs 25 ounces of wax per day to get rid of her facial
hair and Soula is only 19 years old, how many ounces will her mother need
if she is 47?
7. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6
out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many
drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
8. If Abdo runs a Shish Kebab shop in Harlem and works as a Taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per week, how much does the Goverment give him for his job search allowance?
9. If the Chinatown ethnic community is increasing at a rate of
3.5% per month, the overall population of New York is increasing at 2.1 % per month, at what rate are the whities leaving?
10. Quang is pimping for three girls. If the price is $75.00 for
the trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can
pay for his $200 per day crack habit?
11. If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from
Manhatten to Brooklyn, how many round trips will he need to make
if 40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 12 people in his
Maserati at any one given time?
12. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and
reveals 1 x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has
approximately 17sq inches of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2 inches, what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible
from:
a) 2 feet away .....%
b) 5 feet away .....%
c) 100 feet away .....%
END OF EXAM
Maths exams aren't always hard.
NEW YORK COLLEGES MATHEMATICS EXAM
NAME ............................
GANG ............................
Time allowed: 1 hour
1. If Mohamed lowers his Cadillac two inches front and back and puts
on stolen 18-inch slotted wheels, how many inches has he lost
from the stock suspension?
2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many
razors will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?
3. If Mustaffa runs 10 miles from the police in Brooklyn to Queens,
then steals a car and drives another 5 miles to Greenwich Village, how many
miles has he travelled if he ends up hiding in Wall Street?
4. Phan has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an "8 ball" to
Hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is
the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
5. If Darren receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from
the Government and works for his brother as a builder and receives a further
$400.00 per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11
children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a smashed
Toyota from the wreckers?
6. If Soula needs 25 ounces of wax per day to get rid of her facial
hair and Soula is only 19 years old, how many ounces will her mother need
if she is 47?
7. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6
out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many
drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
8. If Abdo runs a Shish Kebab shop in Harlem and works as a Taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per week, how much does the Goverment give him for his job search allowance?
9. If the Chinatown ethnic community is increasing at a rate of
3.5% per month, the overall population of New York is increasing at 2.1 % per month, at what rate are the whities leaving?
10. Quang is pimping for three girls. If the price is $75.00 for
the trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can
pay for his $200 per day crack habit?
11. If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from
Manhatten to Brooklyn, how many round trips will he need to make
if 40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 12 people in his
Maserati at any one given time?
12. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and
reveals 1 x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has
approximately 17sq inches of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2 inches, what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible
from:
a) 2 feet away .....%
b) 5 feet away .....%
c) 100 feet away .....%
END OF EXAM