wombat2u2004
03-14-2007, 02:55 AM
Blonde LOGIC.
>
>Two blondes living in Townsville Queensland were sitting on a bench
>talking......
> And one blonde says to the other, "Which do
>you think is farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?"
>
>The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
>You see Melbourne...?????"
>
>
>CAR TROUBLE
>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
>mechanic it died.
>
>After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She
>says, "What's the story?"
>
>He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
>
>She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
>
>
>SPEEDING TICKET
>
>A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
>nicely if he could see her license.
>
>She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
>together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
>today you expect me to show it to you!"
>
>
>RIVER WALK
>
>There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
>another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
>"How can I get to the other side?"
>
>The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
>shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
>
>
>
>AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
>
>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
>that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
>
>"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
>
>The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
>screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even
>more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she
>pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
>Made her scream.
>
>The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
>
>"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
>
>"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"
>
>
>
>BLONDE ON THE SUN
>
>A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
>Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were
>the first on the Moon!"
>
>The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the
>Sun!"
>
>The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
>heads. "You can't land on the Sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said
>the Russian.
>
>To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
>going at night!"
>
>
>IN A VACUUM
>
>A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
>She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
>question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
>name, can you hear it?"
>
>She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
>
>
>
>FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>
>A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
>new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
>responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one
>was named Timex.
>
>Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
>that?"
>
>"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're
>watch dogs!"
>
>Two blondes living in Townsville Queensland were sitting on a bench
>talking......
> And one blonde says to the other, "Which do
>you think is farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?"
>
>The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
>You see Melbourne...?????"
>
>
>CAR TROUBLE
>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
>mechanic it died.
>
>After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She
>says, "What's the story?"
>
>He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
>
>She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
>
>
>SPEEDING TICKET
>
>A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
>nicely if he could see her license.
>
>She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
>together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
>today you expect me to show it to you!"
>
>
>RIVER WALK
>
>There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
>another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
>"How can I get to the other side?"
>
>The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
>shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
>
>
>
>AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
>
>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
>that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
>
>"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
>
>The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
>screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even
>more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she
>pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
>Made her scream.
>
>The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
>
>"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
>
>"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"
>
>
>
>BLONDE ON THE SUN
>
>A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
>Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were
>the first on the Moon!"
>
>The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the
>Sun!"
>
>The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
>heads. "You can't land on the Sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said
>the Russian.
>
>To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
>going at night!"
>
>
>IN A VACUUM
>
>A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
>She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
>question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
>name, can you hear it?"
>
>She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
>
>
>
>FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>
>A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
>new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
>responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one
>was named Timex.
>
>Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
>that?"
>
>"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're
>watch dogs!"