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Edwina's Secretary
03-13-2007, 08:56 PM
What's Irish and stays out all night?????????
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Patty O'Furniture
slick
03-13-2007, 09:01 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Thanks Sara, I just spit at my monitor AND keyboard!!!!
dukedogsmom
03-13-2007, 09:02 PM
That was a good one!
Cinder & Smoke
03-13-2007, 11:11 PM
OMG!!

:D

(Took two times ... but it sunk in, finally!)
Now my tummy hurtz!
:D
Killearn Kitties
03-14-2007, 04:32 AM
You're doing well Phred if you only had to read it twice. :o

Hysterical. My mum will love it.
Pawsitive Thinking
03-14-2007, 05:49 AM
That is brilliant!!!! :D
Pam
03-14-2007, 06:02 AM
Good one!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
Sara luvs her Tinky
03-14-2007, 06:29 AM
That was a really good one!!! I love hearing ones i've never heard before!!
Freedom
03-14-2007, 08:13 AM
Got me! Ihad to re read until I 'got' it.

Yup, very good!
ramanth
03-14-2007, 08:35 AM
LOL!! :D I've never heard that one before. Brilliant!
JenBKR
03-14-2007, 09:34 AM
haha that was great :D
lizbud
03-14-2007, 09:40 AM
hee hee :D I have to send that to my brothers & sister. :)
Donnaj4962
03-14-2007, 09:52 AM
THAT IS HYSTERICAL! :D
slick
03-14-2007, 12:19 PM
I wonder if she's married to Paddy??
wolflady
03-14-2007, 12:23 PM
*giggle* That's a classic for sure! I love being Irish this time of year...:p

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replied Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"
Cinder & Smoke
03-14-2007, 12:40 PM
*giggle*


"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.



OMG, Wolf!!
:eek: :p :o
:D

My tummy hurtz, again!
:D
kimlovescats
03-14-2007, 08:33 PM
Cute! :d
cyber-sibes
03-14-2007, 10:46 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!! Holy cow, Wolflady, I about fell of my chair on that one! Definitly going to send it on to my hubby for his golf buddies!

I got a good giggle out of "Patty O'Furniture", too!
jackmilliesmom
03-15-2007, 04:51 AM
Some of the cleanest going around right now so to everyone on PT


"HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM IRELAND"


Going home now for the holidays to celebrate with my family so enjoy the day and have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't - actually that leaves you with plenty to do knowing me......lol
wolflady
03-15-2007, 10:47 AM
LOL LOL :D
jackmilliesmom, hope you have a grand time. Will you be having green Irish beer? *grins* Have a pint for me if you do! ;)

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!

Here's another funny for you all...

Casey and McBride were coming home from a Sunday lunchtime drinking session, when they stumbled over a large cadaver by the roadside.

'It's a mule,' said one.

'No, 'tis a donkey,' said the other.

'Here comes the parish priest, he'll settle the matter.'

'Father, could you help us?' asked Casey. 'Could you tell us if this is a mule or a donkey.'

'It's neither,' said the holy man. 'It's an ass. And don't leave it there. Get a shovel and bury it.'

Ten minutes later the two boys were hard at it digging up the soil when O'Shaughnessy happened along.

'What's that you're doing, lads, digging a fox hole?'

'Not according to the parish priest,' said Casey.
Pawsitive Thinking
03-15-2007, 10:51 AM
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"


*snorts in most unladylike fashion* :D :D