Pam
02-21-2007, 06:58 AM
Got this in an e-mail this morning and had to share. Enjoy! :)
Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven,
and God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''
God pauses for a second and replies:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God pauses again for a second and says:
"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're sitting in my chair.''
Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven,
and God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''
God pauses for a second and replies:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God pauses again for a second and says:
"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're sitting in my chair.''