Dr. Goodnow Needs Some PT Prayers!

[kimlovescats]

Kym is in the hospital with pneumonia! She has been hospitalized once before with it, but has developed it again. I think it started with the flu then went into her chest really bad! Anyway, the respiratory therapist said her xrays still aren't clear enough for him and her white blood count is still up ... so she won't be released until Thursday for now. She said that she is plotting an attack with her knitting needle on the clog-wearing nurses!!! :eek: :p So maybe in addition to praying for Kym, we should pray for the nurses? LOL! :D

[DrKym]

Great now that you blabbed the knitting needle thing I cannot claim plausible deniability!!!! :rolleyes:

*looks carefully at the crotcheting needles to see if they are deadly,,,,,,,,,* :eek:

I swear these Clog wearing Henchmen from He** are spying on the screen!

[Catty1]

Kym, they have a stressful job - and need all the laughs they can get!

*ducks as crochet needle flies by*

:D

GET BETTER SOON!

[borzoimom]

Great now that you blabbed the knitting needle thing I cannot claim plausible deniability!!!! :rolleyes:

*looks carefully at the crotcheting needles to see if they are deadly,,,,,,,,,* :eek:

I swear these Clog wearing Henchmen from He** are spying on the screen!
Well now KYM - what did you think we were going to do???? I almost posted the same earlier, but didnt.
You are in prayers- and do not stab the nurses with the knitting needles.

[DrKym]

You are all in cahoots! and you are all probaly taking kick backs from my Doc who I swear cannot be more than 12!!! Although I think the specialist has managed to pass the age for driving!

*wonders how on earth I am going to retrieve that crochet hook I threw at Candace!* :eek:

[borzoimom]

You are all in cahoots! and you are all probaly taking kick backs from my Doc who I swear cannot be more than 12!!! Although I think the specialist has managed to pass the age for driving!

*wonders how on earth I am going to retrieve that crochet hook I threw at Candace!* :eek:
Now now now- as I said today- leave no evidence.. lol..

[joycenalex]

but metal crochet hooks DO show up on the chest xrays...get better soon

[Danegirl2208]

So like Kim to hatch evil plans, if im not mistaken shes done that before *COUGH* HOOTIE *COUGH* ;) You evil woman you..

You know i Love ya kym ;), Get better!!! ((HUGS))

[cassiesmom]

I wouldn't use a crochet hook on the nurses, Dr. G., I think a knitting needle would work better :) What's with the clogs, do they squeak? I had Nurse Mates as a student, but when I got my first "real" job they went in the closet, I started wearing gym shoes and never looked back. We could always spot someone with new shoes because they were so clean!

[K9karen]

Tsk Tsk..be good Kym or tiny doc may keep you in there on spite!

Feel better soon!

[Dorothy39]

I can see that you're still in charge of The Knitting Needles and the Crochet Hooks~ :cool:

I hope you're feeling better soon !!!! :D

[Miss Z]

LMAO, Kym, the nurse destroyer extraordinaire :p

Watch they don't take the laptop off you, or that spells war!

Get well soon :D

[GreyhoundGirl]

Hehehehe, Tehehehe

That's all that I've got to say :p

Get well soon all you Docs. ;)

[Laura's Babies]

Get well and get yourself out of there.... and BEHAVE! Say to yourself, "these people are trying to help me! Thses are nice people just doing their job! I am paying them to take care of me... They could slip me a not so nice drug so I MUST BE NICE! They could send me down for a colonscopy, I MUST BE NICE!

[DrKym]

Get well and get yourself out of there.... and BEHAVE! Say to yourself, "these people are trying to help me! Thses are nice people just doing their job! I am paying them to take care of me... They could slip me a not so nice drug so I MUST BE NICE! They could send me down for a colonscopy, I MUST BE NICE!


Laura !!!! I am using your post as a mantra! however....................can I just jab them a LITTLE?

Thank you all so much for your wishes!, the laughter makes me choke and cough which in a way is a good thing............................that which you all don't kill me with will clear my lungs!

Hugs to all!!!

PS there are 88 ceiling tiles in this part of the room, 6 chipped wall tile on the left, and the trim was badly matched over the window...............

[borzoimom]

When you figure out how many tiles square for each above light- its time to go home- or how many cinder block tiles between the outlets.. lol.. Or how many steps from the nursing station to your room with their shoes.. lol..

[GreyhoundGirl]

PS there are 88 ceiling tiles in this part of the room, 6 chipped wall tile on the left, and the trim was badly matched over the window...............

HAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! :D *chokes on hot coco* hot! Hot! Hot!

[Grace]

She said that she is plotting an attack with her knitting needle on the clog-wearing nurses!!!

Oh dear, speaking as a retired nurse, I find this just a bit too much. Remember that nurses have sharper needles, and know just how to use them for full effect. http://bestsmileys.com/medical/2.gif

Seriously, the nurse can be your best friend, or worst enemy; depends on what you want.

Hope you feel better quickly. I had pneumonia 8 years ago. didn't have to be hospitalized, but it took me a good 6 weeks to feel 'normal' again.

[DrKym]

Hehe although I have my evil plots! I must say that most of the staff here is wonderful, there are the few unproffessional apples, ( I am not really interested in how much you hate your job or the patient in the next room, and if so you may consider doing something else.......like going home to read want ads)

My lungs have made their pictorial debut this AM, and I am sure that Doogie Howsers evil twin will be by later this afternoon to let me know how they ranked in Photography 101. I did tell my lungs to shower and dress so that they will impress the Doc.

Jasper the King of all Nice things (necessary since his wife is evil) sent a huge bouquet to the Nursies along with several boxes of Chocolates( I did not tell him I laced the choccies with sleeping pills they give me here) So I wait with anticipation of them being eaten! :eek:

I am trying to make friends with the prisoner in the next bed but alas no luck, I think they gagged her, and are using her for scientific experiments.
Of course she could also just be being quiet since she has just had an operation for her severely infected adenoids and tonsils.............I could be wrong.

I have been allowed to see other parts of this place today none are all that appealing, I think the thought is if we make it eqwually depressing on all floors ppl will RUN from here. I however can only hobble and they caught me :rolleyes:

Thanks again for all the wishes and the good vibes the seem to be working as my humor is back, unless of course I stole it from the next bed.........

[Randi]

Yeah, I can tell they drugged you, but glad you're in a good spirit. :D

Hope you'll get better soon and get out of there before you're charged with murder!

[Karen]

Now remember, nurses are human beings, too. And they can hi-jack the oatmeal and delay the tray so all you get is cold cream-of-wheat, too, so better be nice!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Now remember, nurses are human beings, too. And they can hi-jack the oatmeal and delay the tray so all you get is cold cream-of-wheat, too, so better be nice!
Or even worse than the cold cream-of-wheat, they may give you cold scrambled eggs!!! YUCKIE POO!!!! :eek:

Get well and outta there fast, ok? :D

[DrKym]

YAY! doing my best to get out, as all escape routes are blocked! Havent heard from the xray guru yet but the blood work came back happy!

Now if my lungs are being good I get to go home tomorrow! Same song keeps going through my head by the Moody Blues.............Nights in White satin....."breathe deep the gathering gloom........" :D


AND YUCK TO COLD C.of W or EGGIES
:( that would be awful punishment

[GreyhoundGirl]

Oh dear, speaking as a retired nurse, I find this just a bit too much. Remember that nurses have sharper needles, and know just how to use them for full effect. http://bestsmileys.com/medical/2.gif



ROFLMAO!!!! :D

:D I LOVE this thread!!!!!!! :D

[borzoimom]

YAY! doing my best to get out, as all escape routes are blocked! Havent heard from the xray guru yet but the blood work came back happy!

Now if my lungs are being good I get to go home tomorrow! Same song keeps going through my head by the Moody Blues.............Nights in White satin....."breathe deep the gathering gloom........" :D
Watch lights fade from every room.. Cold people look back and rement- another day -useless- yet it is spent.. .. Cold that thy be Lord that rules the night- changes the colors from our sight- . Red is grey and yellow white- but WE DECIDE WHICH IS RIGHT- AND WHICH IS AN ILLUSION..."

[pitc9]

but metal crochet hooks DO show up on the chest xrays...get better soon

LOL!!!

Get Well Soon!

[DrKym]

Breathe deep in the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy's spent
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love and has none
New mother picks up and suckles her son
Senior citizens wish they were young
Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colors from our sight
Red is gray and yellow white
And we decide which is right
And which is an illusion?

[borzoimom]

The last sentence is a period- not a question mark- we make the illusion.. And we decide which is right- .. considering what some of the doctors have told you of " you are not taking your illness seriously.." etc- you have the RIGHT ILLUSION- they do not.. YOU GO GIRL!!!

[DrKym]

Thanks!! Looking forward to going.......HOME lalalalalalalalallaa

*is being VERY VERY good* :eek:

[Danegirl2208]

your being *gasp* GOOD :eek: ...wow you REALLY must be feeling under the weather ;)

Malakai and Chloe send hugs :)

[DrKym]

your being *gasp* GOOD :eek: ...wow you REALLY must be feeling under the weather ;)

Malakai and Chloe send hugs :)
Thanks huggle bugs! now go lick your moms ear! she is EVIL

My lungs are much better today and by this time tonight barring any nursing accidents caused by me...............................(evil smile) I will be typing from HOME this time tomorrow!!!!!! :D :D

[kimlovescats]

Thanks huggle bugs! now go lick your moms ear! she is EVIL

My lungs are much better today and by this time tonight barring any nursing accidents caused by me...............................(evil smile) I will be typing from HOME this time tomorrow!!!!!! :D :D


Well you just sit tight and we hope to hear that you are home tomorrow night!

Hugs and Purrs,
Kim and Jupiter ;)

[DrKym]

Well you just sit tight and we hope to hear that you are home tomorrow night!

Hugs and Purrs,
Kim and Jupiter ;)

Thanks, I am sitting and trying VERY hard to be good (you know us southern gals aren't always sweet!)
Faster I get home faster I get Jupiter! and poor Jas is being overloaded with doggie whiners!

Now about those crochet hooks showing up on xrays.....LOL. they haven't found the bodies!

[kimlovescats]

Is Jupiter still a total suprise for Jas?

[DrKym]

Is Jupiter still a total suprise for Jas?

NO :( the shippers called the house!

[mike001]

Better late than never. Sorry to hear about the bummer, but from all the jokes I've read you seem to still have your sense of humor, that will help you get home quicker. No jokes here, but wishing you all the best. :)

[DrKym]

Thank you all so much!!!! :D

[kimlovescats]

NO :( the shippers called the house!

OOPS! :eek: Oh well, is he excited at least??? :D

[borzoimom]

The great plan for the exodus today from the hospital.. Now-- repeat after me KYM-
Nurse:" So how are WE feeling today?"..
Kym- "Just fine thank you.."
___________________
Doogie Howser comes in- " Lets check your white count for infection"
KYM " Okay"... ( NOT- YOU all are already a bunch of vampires Doogie..)
_______________________________________-
DH to N-" How did she sleep last night? Any problems?"..
Kym- SILENT.. ( NOT- WOULD you two like me to leave you alone since obviously I am not here anyway...)
______________________
N- " These new clogs hurt my feet"
K- " I can imagine."
_____________________== Now kym- I know you... lollllllllllllllll..

[moosmom]

Kym,

Geez!! I'm away from this site for a couple of days and you're assulting the nurses and Doogie Housers (do they at least shave yet???) Bad girl, BAAAAAAAAAAAD Kym!!!

Feel better there, girl! Call me. I'm off today.

[gini]

What? You are giving knitting lessons to the nurses? Hmmm............

Just get well! And I hope it is soon because counting those ceiling tiles has to be a very tough job.:D

[DrKym]

I have been officially released .......now I will wait here silently( Jas duct taped my mouth) while the paperwork transferring guardianship is prepared...................., The guards seem to be lighter in their step today, would ask why but all I can do is grunt through this tape.

Clothes are packed, knitting and crotcheting is packed up, shoes are on, WHY are the nurses dancing???

Lady has been here with reams of papers to sign, she is grinning.......... Just waiting on Doogie Howser to sign off when he arrives, guess school recess isn't here yet for him to pop off over the hospital!

[GreyhoundGirl]

your being *gasp* GOOD :eek: ...wow you REALLY must be feeling under the weather ;)

Malakai and Chloe send hugs :)

I have GOT to stop reading this thread whilst drinking hot chocolate. :p

[borzoimom]

I have been officially released .......now I will wait here silently( Jas duct taped my mouth) while the paperwork transferring guardianship is prepared...................., The guards seem to be lighter in their step today, would ask why but all I can do is grunt through this tape.

Clothes are packed, knitting and crotcheting is packed up, shoes are on, WHY are the nurses dancing???

Lady has been here with reams of papers to sign, she is grinning.......... Just waiting on Doogie Howser to sign off when he arrives, guess school recess isn't here yet for him to pop off over the hospital!
SCHOOL RECESS????!!! ROFLMBO!!

[borzoimom]

You Are Home!!!!!

[DrKym]

I am HOME........................I refuse to believe that the nurses were dancing as part of their job, even though they swear it is true...........Doogie Howser seemed entirely too happy today.....................

The dogs have mentioned how they have starved for days, the cats say they are lying it was them that starved, the birds all have another story.............................dunno who to believe..............by looks of the pizza boxes the delivery guy is not starving!

but it is nice to be home!

Thank you all for so many kind words *cough cough* and all the laughs! PT prayers are miracle workers!

[Danegirl2208]

Thanks huggle bugs! now go lick your moms ear! she is EVIL

My lungs are much better today and by this time tonight barring any nursing accidents caused by me...............................(evil smile) I will be typing from HOME this time tomorrow!!!!!! :D :D


MEEE evil???? Nu-uh no way...you MUST have the wrong girl http://sites.rapidus.net/gagnonse/gagnonse/smiley/smiley_fichiers/whistling.gif

Glad to hear you are doing better today! :)

[cyber-sibes]

;) Hmmm, do you really need to ask why the nurses were dancing? They sound like they were actually pretty nice. My friend is a nurse and she has been known to duct-tape drunks when they get too mouthy in the emergency room! Now that you're home, what are your plans for those knitting needles?
--Sending you lots of vibes for a quick recovery!