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RICHARD
02-13-2007, 01:30 AM
In the last three weeks I have be targeted by someone who is taking the cat's water dish and placing it in the middle of the floor.

During the night I have to get out of bed and move to an area until my night vision clears.

Only them can I see where the cat's water dish is.

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I have injured myself before in a H2O inxident.

I have almost wet myself because I cannot find the dish before I move on.

Yes, I am considering astronaut diapers..


What can I do?
catfamily
02-13-2007, 03:07 AM
[QUOTE]Yes, I am considering astronaut diapers..

OMG! I just choked on my coffee.Too funny Richard :D
I have coffee all over my computer desk.
Maya & Inka's mommy
02-13-2007, 04:30 AM
Haha, lol, what a funny situation!!
My cats have a water-bowl with a little rubber ring under it: never moves ;) :D
Dorothy39
02-13-2007, 06:08 AM
You could have at least Warned us~ Some of us are choking on our Coffee now, thanks to You and the Edster!!! :D :D

Maybe you can try using "Chewing Gum" underneath the dish at night until you find just the right kind of water bowl~

God Speed Richard!!!!!!! ~~10- 9-8-7-6~~~~~~~~~~~ :cool:
Laura's Babies
02-13-2007, 07:22 AM
:eek: Any ideas WHO is doing that? Maybe you have a ghost!
Felix
02-13-2007, 07:55 AM
To Funny! :D
Queen of Poop
02-13-2007, 08:16 AM
Fortunately I don't drink coffee so I didn't choke on mine reading this. Maybe you should consider a nice kitty placemat under the water bowl to keep it from moving around.
jazzcat
02-13-2007, 10:14 AM
LOL!

I think a whole new market has opened up for the adult diaper business. They can put an astronaut on the package.
Pawsitive Thinking
02-13-2007, 10:51 AM
suggest you swap slippers for flippers
lvpets2002
02-13-2007, 12:19 PM
:eek: Oh my my Richard you do have a problem here.. As soon as I get off the floor from laughing I will think of what you should do.. :p Oh Oh I know put the water dish & your self in the bathtub then if the water is spilled & or you wet yourself it will go towards the drain.. :D
[QUOTE]Yes, I am considering astronaut diapers..

OMG! I just choked on my coffee.Too funny Richard :D
I have coffee all over my computer desk.
joycenalex
02-13-2007, 01:47 PM
three words...slippers and flashlight
RedHedd
02-13-2007, 01:50 PM
three words...slippers and flashlight
I'm adding a fourth ... DEPENDS! :D
Husky15
02-13-2007, 01:59 PM
LOL! This is quite a serious situation here. Luckily, I was not drinking anything while reading it. :D
kimlovescats
02-13-2007, 02:33 PM
I like the chewing gum idea! :p
Dorothy39
02-13-2007, 03:02 PM
Well, I did think of suggesting "Duct Taping the Cat Bowl in Place "~ or perhaps placing it onto a waxed toilet bowl ring for now. :cool:

The Chewing Gum will work in a Pinch!!!
catmandu
02-13-2007, 05:34 PM
The Found Cat Water Dishes Are Those Refillable One Where They Always Get Fresh Water , And The Aquariun Omes Where The Water Flows And They Stay Put.
Are Astronaut Diapers A Nicer Word For Depends.
RICHARD
02-15-2007, 11:57 AM
PEH!

I have tried everything.


If it don't spill, He don't go near it.!


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I think I have a suspect.


Last night I was moving some electric equipment near his water bowl.


I was standing on a tile floor, barefoot.
I was plugging a light into the powerstrip
I was hit in the ankle with a water bowl
I was splashed with water.

I swear to George this happened.

SO, now what do I do? :eek: