Feline Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

[K & L]

I saw this on Bad Cat Calendar and thought it would be fun to start one here!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid108/p509a83f02ce64af4ae107055c8a20a28/f93e9bfe.jpg

Name: Avon
Crime: Stealing Children’s Toys
Mitigating Circumstances: Looks very innocent
Distinguishing Marks: Claws Painted Pink

[catlover4ever]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid100/p49d1e7da29356b62ddf5e4b94a404cde/f9e53a23.jpg

Name: Smokey Joe
Crime: Mouse Abuse
Mitigating Circumstances: Mouse Unable To Breathe
Distinguishing Marks: Was once a boy kitty...now a girl kitty. :eek:

[Barbara]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid51/p3596b447a8c6d77aab85a52a8abc5e9b/fca619bb.jpg

Name: Filou
Crime: Theft
Mitigating Circumstances: Stolen goods were only vegetarian
Distinguishing Marks: As cute as a button (and as reckless ;))

[critter crazy]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/mjones77/Our%20Critters/100_5229.jpg
Name: Loki
Crime: Stealing Turtle and Fish Food!
Mitigating Circumstances: Turtles and fish went hungry
Distinguishing Marks: Wet Paws!

[Barbara]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid52/pa4b9025615cc5cf69303d8270d262aee/fc9d6b2b.jpg
Name: Tigris
Crime: Nip abuse
Mitigating Circumstances: Living with a criminal brother
Distinguishing Marks: whiskers like old Kaiser Wilhelm

[KitCat]

I don't have a pic of this but:

Name: Cocoa Kitty
Crime: Midnight Toe biter
Circumstances: The delicious toes were clearly visable!
Marks: He was gentle enough not to leave marks!

[jazzcat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v110/jazzcat99/t8.jpg

Names: Rocky and Rumor
Crime: Fight Club participants
Aggravating Circumstances: start up fights at any moment with anyone
Distinguishing Marks: Known to brandish claw-like weapons

[Laura's Babies]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Grammy707/Gizbubbles.jpg

Name: Giz
Crime: Bubble dancing
Circumstances: It was a boring day up until that happened.
Marks: Wet spots, due to bubbles

[lvpets2002]

;) ;) I dont think I could ever top Loki.. This is my all time favorite..
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/mjones77/Our%20Critters/100_5229.jpg
Name: Loki
Crime: Stealing Turtle and Fish Food!
Mitigating Circumstances: Turtles and fish went hungry
Distinguishing Marks: Wet Paws!

[K & L]

These are cracking me up! Thanks for participating and making me laugh!

[catmandu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/catmandu/Picture2092.jpg
SUSPECT JUKE JOINT JOSEPH
CRIME WHISKAS TEMPTATION HOARDING
STATEMENT THEY ARE MINE, ALL MINE.
BUT HE EVENTUALLY, IF GRUDGINGLY SHARED.

[kb2yjx]

Great Thread!!!!

[K & L]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid54/pb767f020b6ef3b599d3526f0ba3cc545/fc8a6b3f.jpg

Name: Beavis
Crime: Kleptomaniac
Mitigating Circumstances: Swears he's house cleaning
Distinguishing Marks: Dollar bills between teeth

[kimlovescats]

mitigating circumstances
n. in criminal law, conditions or happenings which do not excuse or justify criminal conduct, but are considered out of mercy or fairness in deciding the degree of the offense the prosecutor charges or influencing reduction of the penalty upon conviction. Example: a young man shoots his father after years of being beaten, belittled, sworn at and treated without love. "Heat of passion" or "diminished capacity" are forms of such mitigating circumstances.


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/kimlovescats/IMG_3909.jpg

SUSPECT: Redfurd ... aliases: Goob, Goober, Gooberhead
CRIME: Hijacking a baby stroller
MITIGATING CIRCUMSTANCES: a complex about never wanting to grow up
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: missing fur from grasp of 2 year old

What a fun thread, Lisa! :D

[Laura's Babies]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Grammy707/HPIM1472.jpg

Name: Amy
Crime: Trying to walk while under the influence
Mitigating Circumstances: She innocently found catnip all over the floor and went to investigate
Distinguishing Marks: Dialated eyes, falling down, staggering, could NOT walk in a streight line!

[Lobodeb]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/Lobodeb/100_0955.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/Lobodeb/100_0957.jpg


Name: Sammy
Crime: Trying to fit his fat butt in a box clearly too small
Mitigating Circumstances: Really, mom, it's just fur!!
Distinguishing Marks: an overloaded box and cardboard in the nails.