Play The Wrong Game Part 4

[Catty1]

Is there any point in breathing?

[Dorothy39]

Certainly not in an overcrowded elevator!!! (yep, this is my floor) :D


Is it true that no snowflake ever falls in the WRONG place?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, that's just an urban legend.

Why does the wrong game keep moving? (wrong answer remember) :D

[Dorothy39]

I must anwer *WRONG*, I remember the rules :eek:


Because, It's such a boring game (yawn) , it moves around like an ashamed cyberspace worm :D

But, of course, I will contribute to the cause, as usual~ :D

Did Roy Rogers wear Bluejeans?

[cassiesmom]

No, that was actually a tuxedo styled to look like he was wearing blue jeans ...


What are coonskin caps made from?

[Dorothy39]

Terry cloth!!! (hey, I have to be WRONG :D )

How come we need a remote control now to turn the television off? :eek:

[Almita]

Because, if you get close to the television it will eat you!

What are clocks?

[cassiesmom]

Clocks are those wooden shoes made famous by wearers in Scandinavian countries :)

If i get eaten by a flat-screen television, does it gain weight?

[Dorothy39]

No it doesn't gain *weight*, just additional Power !! (they are evil invaders)

Get Away at Once!! :D , I repeat, "Get Away from those Flat Screens" :eek: :D

How can you tell there is a Ghost in your house? (Whooooooo :o )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

If there is a ghost in your house, all men in the house will suddenly start leaving the toilet seat DOWN!!!! Whooooooo !!! indeed!!! :eek:

Do lizards really like laying on rocks in the hot sun?

[cassiesmom]

Do lizards really like laying on rocks in the hot sun?

No, but all the deck chairs were occupied!

What happens if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow on Groundhog Day?

[DrKym]

He finishes his walk with an umbrella!

Do brown cows give chocolate milk?

[Dorothy39]

Oh, They USED to give brown milk, but of course, now one has to pay for it!!! How ? Now? Brown Cow!!! :D

Everyone suggests eating at Mom's Diner~ I suppose it has something to do with good ol home cooking~ :rolleyes:

So, What's on the Menu there today? :cool:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Spinich and prune juice with a side of liver! Want some?

What are knobby knees?

[Dorothy39]

Knobby Knees are a Physical Ailment ~ experienced right after a visit to Mom's Diner~ followed by a mad dash to the nearest rest room!!
(I can't believe I ate the whoooooole thing)


Tracks from the Floor shows underneath the pine trees, tiny torches made from twigs, handfuls of flakey pieces of paper, discarded seed hulls ~rabbit droppings~~~~~~ :eek:

What else is left ~in plain sight ~after the "Field Mouse Moon Light Super Bowl Party?" :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Tiny little mousie port-o potties!!!

What are mumps?

[Dorothy39]

They're you-nuts of the year~ This Mump is January~

Is is really in bad taste to "type" with your mouth full of candy?

[cassiesmom]

Is it really in bad taste to "type" with your mouth full of candy?Only if you're typing on someone else's keyboard while you chew.

If the plural of mouse is mice, is dice the plural of douse?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, except on Wednesday. Then it's dicey.

What do you do with hot dogs?

[KittyGurl]

You give it four little legs and a tail. Wrap it up for Christmas and Wa La! :D A present is done!!!

What does a cat say?

[Dorothy39]

Oh gosh, I have to be wrong!!! :rolleyes:

"Give me that remote control, I said NOW!!!" :cool:


Is it okay to have a Pet Giraffe?

[mike001]

Of course it is, people have them so they can clean the hard to reach spots.

Is it okay to let your white tiger swim in your swimming pool? :)

[Dorothy39]

Yeah, White Tigers create a big splash, and lets face it, they are soo much fun to have at Pool Parties !! Just let the Seals Know ahead of time!!! :cool:

Do people still cram into Volkswagon Beetles? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No because they are still stuck in there from the 60s. What a mess trying to keep them fed, watered, and changed!!! :eek:

What is pie?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Pie are square. No! Cake are square, pie are round. but I thought pie were square... so answer me this...

Is pie square or round? :p

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Neither! Pie are triangle!!! (aren't they? :confused: )

What is the best thing to do with lemons?

[Dorothy39]

Slice them up, very thin, and serve them with French Onion Dip to all of your friends!!!! Yum Yum!!!


What is a Tea Bag?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's an ill tempered person (old bag) who will drink nothing but tea!!!

What are knot holes in trees for?

[Dorothy39]

You mean the "holes" in tree where owls are said to live? Well, don't buy that story Moff, those holes are where evil elves hang out~ :eek: :D


Can a badger become a family pet? ( Do they get along with giraffes?)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes they are great chums with giraffes. But be forewarned: they love to play tag at night and the sound of their feet and the giraffes hoofs will drive you nuts!!! They even sound like a heard of elephants on carpeting!!!

How many nuts are in a peanut shell?

[cassiesmom]

How many nuts are in a peanut shell? Six.

What sound is made by a herd of elephants on carpeting?

[CathyBogart]

What sound is made by a herd of elephants on carpeting? Splash!

Can you feed your pup an all-grain diet?

[Dorothy39]

So long as it's "Cracked Corn" without a Jimmy!!!! :cool:



Why are Baby Goats referred to as KIDS"??? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because they can get into just as much mischief!!! Specially two year old goats. They stay in the "terrible twos" much longer than human kids do.

Does the Queen of England like iced tea?

[mike001]

Does the Queen of England like iced tea? Only to throw at Prince Philip when he acts like a cad.

What sound do you hear when a snake swallows a mouse?

[critter crazy]

Does the Queen of England like iced tea? Only to throw at Prince Philip when he acts like a cad.

What sound do you hear when a snake swallows a mouse?

woof!!!!:D

what does one say to a doorman???

[cassiesmom]

What does one say to a doorman? "I'll take exits for 400 please, Alex."

If inclement weather = stormy, is there such a thing as clement weather?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Sure is. That's bikini weather for Eskimos!

What do dogs drink?

[Dorothy39]

[QUOTE=momoffuzzyfaces]Sure is. That's bikini weather for Eskimos!

What do dogs drink?[/QUOTE

Toilet Bowl Surprise~ :rolleyes: They'll try any beverage ~ so long as there's a lid on it.


Why do dogs and cats << stretch>> in the morning?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They stretch so they can reach things high on counters and places where they aren't supposed to be able to reach.

How do you make ice cubes?

[Dorothy39]

I adore those little "cubes" from my Freezer, and I throw them outside, on real cold days, just to see them mingle with there relatives ;)


What did the Salt say to the Ice? :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

At my house it's : I've got you covered!!! :D

Do peanuts sing?

[Dorothy39]

You mean to tell me you haven't heard the latest sensational group? The Peanuts? They've made a string of Hits!!

" I've Got You Under My Skin" (yeah, another remake)
"Baby, Please crack my Shell"
"Wait a Minute Mr. Peanut"

and many more!!!!


Do Love Birds recognize Valentines's Day?

[Lorena67]

Which type do you mean? Some might.. Some will.


Do budgies wat oranges ?

[Dorothy39]

Which type do you mean? Some might.. Some will.


Do budgies wat oranges ?
:D Okay, we must answer WRONG~ :D

Budgies Hate fruit of any kind,so, they do not like oranges !! :cool:

Can a Parakeet bark like a dog, squeal like a guinia pig or even giggle?

[Almita]

A parakeet can bark like a cat. meow like a mouse. and squeak like a dog. ;)

What is the sun?

[Dorothy39]

He's the guy who demands being "The Center of Attention" :cool:


When the Moon is full, what is it full of? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's full of bologna!!!

What is lard used for?

[Dorothy39]

Lard comes in handy as a "great Sandwich filler" after a hard days work on the ol Farm!!!



What does Betty Crocker look like today?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Thanks to modern plastic surgery, she looks just like she did a million years ago.

What does silver wear talk about while it's in the kitchen drawer?

[Dorothy39]

I think I've met you somewhere, said the spoon to the fork! :D


Why is a Hammer such a handy thing to have around the house?

[mike001]

To nail down hard to find objects.


What did the needle say to the thread/

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Eye see you!!!

How many flavors of ice cream are there really?

[Dorothy39]

Eye see you!!!

How many flavors of ice cream are there really?

That was a good one Moff!!!!!!(Eye see you :D )

Actually, there are no flavors at all, we've all been brain washed !!!! :eek:

What in the World is a Penny Loafer?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Oh, this one is easy; it's a loafer named Penny! They hang out at malls a lot.

What do you do with gum?

[Dorothy39]

I store chewing gum (ABC gum) right next to the Duct Tape!! They're both Great Home Improvement tools!!!

Did the 3 Little Kittens use a litter box?("Oh Mommy Dear, We sadly fear, our Mittens we have soiled " :( ) :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, they use a litter box but mittens are forbidden in litter boxes.

What is a cork used for?

[Dorothy39]

They are anchors for Ocean Liners of course.

What true sounds do we hear when all is silent?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Ah, now we can hear the sounds of all of God's littlest creatures passing gas!!! Those bugs are really gassy!!!


Why is water wet?

[GreyhoundGirl]

If it weren't it would get dehydrated. duh!

What temperature do watches stop ticking at?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

At 85 degrees below zero!

Why do elephants have big ears?

[M&M's Mommy]

At 85 degrees below zero!

Why do elephants have big ears?

Because they want to compete with the rabbits.

Why is the sky blue?

[pitc9]

Because Oranges can't be Blue!

What does your nose run when your sick?

[Dorothy39]

Because , It knows that when you get sick, it has to work overtime. :D


Why are Lab Puppies so excuburant and bouncy?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

To wear us out so we can sleep well at night!!!

What are CrackerJacks?

[Dorothy39]

To wear us out so we can sleep well at night!!!

What are CrackerJacks?

Darn, I have to play right on" The Wrong Game ":o

Cracker Jacks are *noisy*, out dated tools that can raise vehicles off from the ground for repair and maintenance. They create a loud bang with every crank, Yet, produce a prize for the effort. :cool:

What did the Labrador Retriever actually retrieve? :D

[GreyhoundGirl]

Well.. they used to retrieve high-tech flashing, glow-in-the-dark, bacon flavoured balls with paw print design on them. Nowadays they retrieve what will one day be tires...

What would you find if you dug to the bottom of a yellow snow pile? :p

[critter crazy]

Well.. they used to retrieve high-tech flashing, glow-in-the-dark, bacon flavoured balls with paw print design on them. Nowadays they retrieve what will one day be tires...

What would you find if you dug to the bottom of a yellow snow pile? :p

Purple Koolaide!!!

What is dog drool???

[GreyhoundGirl]

Dog drool is the name for a cross in a T

Then what is a ? called?

[Dorothy39]

? is a faint impression of an electric light bulb ( just use more ink when you stamp one the next time) :cool:

What is an idea?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

An idea is a girdle for purple cows!!!

What is ~ used for?

[cassiesmom]

What is ~ used for?

~ is good for making borders in Pet Talk posts ...

~~~~~~~~~

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Long necks make it easier to change light bulbs in ceiling fixtures!!!

What are the puppets Lamb chop, Charlie Horse, and Hush Puppy doing these days?

[Dorothy39]

Lamb Chops has created his first Newspaper( The Little Lost Lamb Gazzette) and has provided Charley Horse and Hush Puppy with their very own Office Rooms too!!!!




Does a Chocolate Lab Mother Dog feed Chocolate Milk to her puppies? :rolleyes:

[cassiesmom]

Do chocolate Lab pups receive chocolate milk from their mom-dog? Only if you put Hershey cocoa in her food...

Do penguins have knees?

[M&M's Mommy]

Do chocolate Lab pups receive chocolate milk from their mom-dog? Only if you put Hershey cocoa in her food...

Do penguins have knees?

Yes. How else could the male penguins propose to their sweethearts ;)

What is love?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Love is the way they keep score in tennis.

What is a strawberry?

[cassiesmom]

A strawberry is a triangular red allergen :(

What are chickenpox?

[Dorothy39]

A strawberry is a triangular red allergen :(

What are chickenpox?

(I know I have to answer wrong :D )

Chickenpox is a new game to play in Cyberspace!! (one more pox, and I'm a big winner folks )

Do Penguins play chickenpox?( Oh Lordy, I'm laughing )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

(I know I have to answer wrong :D )

Chickenpox is a new game to play in Cyberspace!! (one more pox, and I'm a big winner folks )

Do Penguins play chickenpox?( Oh Lordy, I'm laughing )
Nope! Penguins just want to dance and get down with their bad little selves!!! ;)

Do snails brush their teeth?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, and it's a fascinating spectacle to watch when they do ( it takes two snails to accomplish the task of one, sort of like the grooming Babboons)

Gloves, top soil, trowel, seeds,------what's going on here? :cool:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, and it's a fascinating spectacle to watch when they do ( it takes two snails to accomplish the task of one, sort of like the grooming Babboons)

Gloves, top soil, trowel, seeds,------what's going on here? :cool:
You are making a snowman!!!

What are toothpicks for?

[cassiesmom]

Toothpicks: What mice use to roast marshmallows when hoomins aren't looking.

How many right angles does a paper clip have?

[mike001]

I don't think it has any 90o angles.


How many ice blocks does it take to build an igloo?

[Suki Wingy]

only one, and you carve into it.

How come there are stop signs on the road?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Because people thought we should use red more. Red is after all a very important primary colour.

Why is the inner core of the earth hot?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because people thought we should use red more. Red is after all a very important primary colour.

Why is the inner core of the earth hot?
So we can have volcanoes. Icecanoes just wouldn't work!

How many hops are in a frog?

[Dorothy39]

So we can have volcanoes. Icecanoes just wouldn't work!

How many hops are in a frog?

Each Frog is entitled to only "ONE" real Hop, and a smart Frog knows when the time is Ripe for Hoppin!!! :D


If there is ever a Lumber Shortage, what will replace the common "Tooth Pick"? ( like, can we really live without toothpicks?)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Each Frog is entitled to only "ONE" real Hop, and a smart Frog knows when the time is Ripe for Hoppin!!! :D


If there is ever a Lumber Shortage, what will replace the common "Tooth Pick"? ( like, can we really live without toothpicks?)
Toothpicks will soon be a thing of the past. Because of our high suger diets, more people will have false teeth by the age of 20 soon. You can just pop those suckers out and wash them so toothpicks will be obsolete. :eek:

How many stars are there?

[cassiesmom]

How many stars are there?
100,000 or maybe many, many more

When sheep have insomnia, what do they count?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They count jelly beans!!! Sheep love jelly beans!!!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?

[cassiesmom]

The Easter Bunny hides eggs so the Great Pumpkin can find them later.

Why did Saint Patrick banish all the snakes from Ireland?

[Dorothy39]

The Easter Bunny hides eggs so the Great Pumpkin can find them later.

Why did Saint Patrick banish all the snakes from Ireland?


Because they were harvesting all the 4 leaf clovers and selling them on e-bay.


When is the best time of day to exercise? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because they were harvesting all the 4 leaf clovers and selling them on e-bay.


When is the best time of day to exercise? :rolleyes:
At midnight when you are alseep! It hurts less if you don't know you are doing it.

Do frogs have eye lashes?

[Dorothy39]

I'd bet the farm on it~Sometimes our bathroom mirror is just a mess~


Where did" Little Bo Peep" find her sheep? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'd bet the farm on it~Sometimes our bathroom mirror is just a mess~


Where did" Little Bo Peep" find her sheep? :eek:
The little stinkers were in the bathroom flushing things down the toilet!!! :eek:

What is a tidy whitey?

[Dorothy39]

(Well Moff, thanks to you I now have Hot chocolate coming out of my nose :eek: )

A Tidy Whitey is a "straight white hair"~ But don't pluck it, the Birds can't do a darned thing with it either. :D

Is there any security in hanging a Horse Shoe over your door?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

(Well Moff, thanks to you I now have Hot chocolate coming out of my nose :eek: )

A Tidy Whitey is a "straight white hair"~ But don't pluck it, the Birds can't do a darned thing with it either. :D

Is there any security in hanging a Horse Shoe over your door?
(sorry about the Hot Chocolate! Hope your nose is ok? ;) )

You can rest assured that a Horse Shoe hanging over your door will keep you very secure IF you can train it to fall and hit an intruder on the head as he breaks in!!!! :D

What is a burp?

[Dorothy39]

A burp is the last thought you retain just before falling to sleep, then of course, comes the zorp.

What was it that Dorothy Gale wished she'd packed in her basket, but didn't. :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What was it that Dorothy Gale wished she'd packed in her basket, but didn't. :rolleyes:
Duct tape!!! A girl can't have to much duct tape and it's so useful!!!

What do moose do for fun?

[cassiesmom]

What was it that Dorothy Gale wished she'd packed in her basket, but didn't. :rolleyes:

Band-Aids for the blisters she got from the Ruby Slippers?

I'd like to keep the same question because I'm sure there is someone out there who can come up with a much better answer.

What was it that Dorothy Gale wished she had packed in her basket, but she hadn't? : :rolleyes:

[Dorothy39]

Oh no you dont!!! :cool:

Band-Aids for those darned Ruby Slippers!!!! :D :D ( Thanks Cass, I needed that one ;) )

Yes, she ought to have grabbed a roll of good ol duct tape Moff ,as she forgot all about the Band Aids!!! :rolleyes:


What do Moose do for fun?

They invite other Moose guests over and shine headlights into their faces, then, frisk their pockets while they sit and stare!!!


Can a Moose Charge?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Can a Moose Charge?
Depends of if they have a credit card or not! ;)

Do Moose roller skate?

[Dorothy39]

YES, they do!!!! I make a note of their *Annual Roller Derby** that is telecast in mid-March :cool: ( I'm Betting on Team # 3 this year!!!) They skate on all fours :eek:

What is a snow shower? ( Like, is that when a snowgirl is expecting? :rolleyes: ) :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What is a snow shower? ( Like, is that when a snowgirl is expecting? :rolleyes: ) :D
No No you got it all wrong!!! It's like the communal baths they have in some places in the Orient! When it snows, everyone puts on shorts and tee shirts and run outside and shower in snow!!! Really good for the skin!!! Makes you all pink and tingly!!!

Do Moose play hopscotch?

[Dorothy39]

Do Moose play Hopscotch? :rolleyes: Tell me about it~

If it's not Deer Jumping Rope, its Moose playing Hopscotch !!! There's no sense in throwing cracked corn out to divert their intentions, one just has to accept their past times at any given moment! :o (Not to mention the mess to clean up afterwards :rolleyes: )


Do Red Squirrels and Blue Jays get along well?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Do Red Squirrels and Blue Jays get along well?
Indeed they do!! They are best buds!!! A pair of them were sitting in my tree singing "me and my buddy" this morning. Really irritated the snot out of the rest of the birds who were trying to sing!

Why do fish blow bubbles?

[cassiesmom]

Red squirrels and blue jays get along well. Blue Jays also get along with Cardinals because they are in opposite baseball leagues.

Had Dorothy carried duct tape in that little basket, she would not have needed Band-Aids, because she could have put duct tape right on her blisters. If she had neither duct tape nor Band-Aids in it, then what the heck did she have?

[Dorothy39]

Red squirrels and blue jays get along well. Blue Jays also get along with Cardinals because they are in opposite baseball leagues.

Had Dorothy carried duct tape in that little basket, she would not have needed Band-Aids, because she could have put duct tape right on her blisters. If she had neither duct tape nor Band-Aids in it, then what the heck did she have?

She packed a Peanut Butter Sandwich in her basket, then, quickly slipped in a picture of her Auntie Em :o Yeah, you guessed right, Em bought Peter Pan Peanut Butter on sale that week!!! :rolleyes: ( that poor girl, huh) :D


What do Blue Jays and Cardinals talk about while dining at "The Bird Feeder" :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Indeed they do!! They are best buds!!! A pair of them were sitting in my tree singing "me and my buddy" this morning. Really irritated the snot out of the rest of the birds who were trying to sing!

Why do fish blow bubbles?
Hey what about my question? :D

[Dorothy39]

How did I miss that question :eek: (scrolls back)


Fish appear to be blowing bubbles, when actually, they're just trying their darnest to Whistle!!!!

We've simply got to clean up "The Wrong Game"-------Ahem-----

Next question----Please note that this is the Pet Talk Version--- :rolleyes: :D

Play along if you like~~~ :o

Cole, Kong, James, Elvis, Midas-----What word has been left out here?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

How did I miss that question :eek: (scrolls back)


Fish appear to be blowing bubbles, when actually, they're just trying their darnest to Whistle!!!!

We've simply got to clean up "The Wrong Game"-------Ahem-----

Next question----Please note that this is the Pet Talk Version--- :rolleyes: :D

Play along if you like~~~ :o

Cole, Kong, James, Elvis, Midas-----What word has been left out here?
Popeye!!!!!!! Who could forget him!!!!

Does spinach really make you strong?

[Dorothy39]

No it does not make you Strong !!!! Never, ever, eat Spinach of any form, be it canned, or freshly picked!! It's BAD Food!!


( Ironic, isn't it? :eek: )

Is the State of Kansas smack dab in the Middle of The United States?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No it does not make you Strong !!!! Never, ever, eat Spinach of any form, be it canned, or freshly picked!! It's BAD Food!!


( Ironic, isn't it? :eek: )

Is the State of Kansas smack dab in the Middle of The United States?
No, we are up by Alaska!!!

Do monkey's like making mud pies?

[Dorothy39]

Okay, you threw me a curve ball :D ( Good for you Moff)

Ohh Yes indeed, Monkies are well aquainted with the specifics, their Mud Pies are the envy of every single Chef !!!(Gosh, their pies are soooo good)


While we're on the subject of Mud~ :D ~

Ahh, What is mud, exactly? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Okay, you threw me a curve ball :D ( Good for you Moff)

Ohh Yes indeed, Monkies are well aquainted with the specifics, their Mud Pies are the envy of every single Chef !!!(Gosh, their pies are soooo good)


While we're on the subject of Mud~ :D ~

Ahh, What is mud, exactly? :rolleyes:
Here mud is also called cow pies!!! It comes from, um, well, cows. Makes a great facial though!!! :eek: :D

How fast do snails run?

[Dorothy39]

Snails? Wasn't that a Brand* name for Panty Hose? Man, they were such a rip off~ one little snag and "zipppppp"~ you could even feel it!!! :eek:

Clocks, dye, heaters, sled dogs, rabbit ----what else runs?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Snails? Wasn't that a Brand* name for Panty Hose? Man, they were such a rip off~ one little snag and "zipppppp"~ you could even feel it!!! :eek:

Clocks, dye, heaters, sled dogs, rabbit ----what else runs?
scrambled eggs!!!

Do frogs wear leggings?

[mike001]

Yes they do, to hold their frog feet while swimming.


What do lings look like to you?

[Dorothy39]

Earthlings all looks quite the same to me , then,of course, there's Ducklings,Hatchlings,Kindlings~~~that try to stand out in the crowd~ :cool:

What is a Turkey Baster?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Earthlings all looks quite the same to me , then,of course, there's Ducklings,Hatchlings,Kindlings~~~that try to stand out in the crowd~ :cool:

What is a Turkey Baster?
A turkey baster is someone who says mean things about turkeys!!!

Do dandelions roar?

[KittyGurl]

Of course! When they roar they are telling everybody how pretty they are :D

Why don't people like to sit on the floor?

[Dorothy39]

People feek safer while sitting on the floor , it beats falling off from the couch, or , falling out of a rocking chair.


Do we "really" learn from our mistakes? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

People feek safer while sitting on the floor , it beats falling off from the couch, or , falling out of a rocking chair.


Do we "really" learn from our mistakes? :rolleyes:
Goodness Dorothy39, I need get my magnifying glass out to see this.
*squints*
We never learn from our mistakes because we never make any. You are getting us confused with space aliens. They make tons!!!

What is a paper cut?

[Dorothy39]

I guess I need to check my spelling before hitting "reply"~ (feek??) :D

A "paper Cut" is a new catch phrase~ Instead of reading the Newspaper, one simply locates and reads the local Ads that are placed within the fold~ It's a cut above the rest :D


Can space aliens pick up internet forum frequencies from Earth on their interstellar satillites? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I guess I need to check my spelling before hitting "reply"~ (feek??) :D

A "paper Cut" is a new catch phrase~ Instead of reading the Newspaper, one simply locates and reads the local Ads that are placed within the fold~ It's a cut above the rest :D


Can space aliens pick up internet forum frequencies from Earth on their interstellar satillites? :eek:
Yes, space aliens not only pick up internet frequencies, they post on message boards. Where do you think feek came from? ;)

Speaking of Space aliens; Are martians really green?

[Dorothy39]

Are Martians really GREEN? :eek: We're talking about the inhabitants of the planet Mars , right? :eek:

Okay , this is "The Wrong Game"~ Phew~ :cool: ( for a moment I thought I might leak out some intelligent information )


No, Martians are not green , as far as color is concerned.

A real Martian does not value our "Color Wheel"" at all :eek:

In my opiniion, I think they are all YELLOW!!! :cool:

Can an alien register on this forum? :eek: ( this is becoming frightful)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Can an alien register on this forum? :eek: ( this is becoming frightful)
(I'm assuming you mean space aliens?) Of course they can! I don't think nationality or world membership is even requested!!! I'm sure I've met several of them. They sometimes go by the name trolls too!!!

Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?

[Dorothy39]

Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?

Yes and No~

No: Mr. Wolf has run out of "plans", since huffing and puffing wear him out, and there's a fire at the other end of their chimney!! :rolleyes:

Yes: He has since filed a lawsuit against them for suffering personnal injuries!!


Does a Groundhog have four legs ?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?

Yes and No~

No: Mr. Wolf has run out of "plans", since huffing and puffing wear him out, and there's a fire at the other end of their chimney!! :rolleyes:

Yes: He has since filed a lawsuit against them for suffering personnal injuries!!


Does a Groundhog have four legs ?
No, Grounhogs have eight legs. You should see the little critters line dance!

Why do skunks stink?

[Dorothy39]

Because, Skunks can't "smell" each other, sooooo, their attention to daily hygiene isn't a priority!!

What is a Black Hole? :eek:

[cassiesmom]

A black hole is the space in my brain where my memory used to be!

Does a space alien's interstellar satellite pick up info-mercials from late night cable TV?

[Dorothy39]

Indeed they do!!! ( poor things, no Visa~~~~ and the product was right there on their screen , for just 14.99) :D



Have Aliens recieved signals from "The Late Show" yet?( Starring, Johnny Carson)

[KittyGurl]

Of course! They had it since...well...2 years ago ;) Now, they have a copy of it called "The Late Show Show!"


Do Aliens actually fly in UFOs? :confused:

[Dorothy39]

No they do not!!! They are still trying to figure out what our radio waves are all about ( Abbott and Costello~ Whose on First :p ) They"re way behind us folks!!

When an "Alien" does receive a driver's permit, how far do they venture?

[KittyGurl]

All the way out of our galaxy. They like to visit distance relatives! :) But their favorite planet to go to is called Alien World-No Humans Allowed!

Did an Alien ever land on Earth? :confused:

[mike001]

Dear girl, you are surrounded by them. Of course they land here.


So what do you think an alien would look like if you met one?

[Dorothy39]

( 0h yeah, this is "The Wrong Game" :cool: )


Yes, an Alien Spacecraft survived the friction of our atmostsphere, crash landing just off the coast of Newfoundland!!!!

What has become of this event? :D

[cassiesmom]

Dorothy39 - I cannot leave this question alone! (chuckles to herself)

What has become of this event? The alien picked himself, brushed himself off, moved to Texas and what do you know, he ran for President.


If the President of the United States were an alien, what actor would portray him in the film version of his life story?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Dorothy39 - I cannot leave this question alone! (chuckles to herself)

What has become of this event? The alien picked himself, brushed himself off, moved to Texas and what do you know, he ran for President.


If the President of the United States were an alien, what actor would portray him in the film version of his life story?
The alien who would play him would be ET. Who else?

Mike 001 Has asked: what would an alien look like?
They look just like the Munchkins from the Wizard of oz. I know, I played a Munchkin in our high school's version of Wizard of Oz. Oh, the standing ovation I got from the aliens in the audience!!! :D

Speaking of aliens: what is their favorite food?

[Dorothy39]

Poppy Seed Muffins :D

Are there any "Outhouses" along The Yellow Brick Road? :rolleyes: (just curious :D )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Nope, no outhouses! They did the hide in the bushes thing!!! Had to really watch out for poison ivy too!!! :eek:

Do space aliens dance? .

[mike001]

They dance like mad if they get in the poisin ivy.


What would they be wearing if you met one?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They dance like mad if they get in the poisin ivy.


What would they be wearing if you met one?
Well, I certainly hope they aren't wearing bikinis again!!!! Maybe their cowboy outfits this time! :D

How many arms and legs do aliens have?

[cassiesmom]

Well, I certainly hope they aren't wearing bikinis again!!!! Maybe their cowboy outfits this time! :D

How many arms and legs do aliens have?

Gosh MoFF - the one I saw didn't exactly have legs - it had 3 little wheels, one in the front and two in the back.

Maybe someone else will know the answer: How many arms and legs does an alien have?

[Dorothy39]

An Alien has only "ONE" arm and "one" leg ~ (poor little things, ~ huh) :cool:


The Sun, fire, electricity, friction ,~~~ What else is considered HOT?

[DrKym]

Ice Tea of course Miss D!!

Who was the cute actor in Cheers?

[Dorothy39]

OHHH , that has to be Shelly Duvall!!!! :D (hope I spelled her name correctly)

Reel to Reel tape recorders, bottle openers, hand written letters, Paste Wax--- :rolleyes: What else is Old News?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

OHHH , that has to be Shelly Duvall!!!! :D (hope I spelled her name correctly)

Reel to Reel tape recorders, bottle openers, hand written letters, Paste Wax--- :rolleyes: What else is Old News?
Today's New York Times.

Why do dogs pant?

[Dorothy39]

Dogs "pant" because they're waiting for the added "drum roll" (crashing symbols included) for the marvelous feat they just did!!!! :cool:

Is it still possible to "obtain" an autographed picture of Bugs Bunny?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Dogs "pant" because they're waiting for the added "drum roll" (crashing symbols included) for the marvelous feat they just did!!!! :cool:

Is it still possible to "obtain" an autographed picture of Bugs Bunny?
Yes, but you probabaly won't be able to read it. He is so old now and shakes so bad when he writes, it's hard to read what he wrote. :D

What is a tadpole?

[Dorothy39]

I can't answer that question with the thought that just came into my mind :D

Okay, So , What is a Tadpole???( I've got to reply with a WRONG answer)

A tadpole is * Mother Natures Remarkable Example * revealing to us that pantyhose are really not a fashion statement afterall :cool:

Do mice wash their hands before eating?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Do mice wash their hands before eating?
Yes, they are like tiny little raccoons; always with the complusive washing. Their mothers are so proud!!!

What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth she collects?

[KittyGurl]

Good question. She builds a huge house with all the teeth. She's hoping to build a whole town with her teeth. C'mon kids! Loose some teeth!!!!!!! :D

How does the Easter Bunny get all the eggs?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Good question. She builds a huge house with all the teeth. She's hoping to build a whole town with her teeth. C'mon kids! Loose some teeth!!!!!!! :D

How does the Easter Bunny get all the eggs?
He buys them from the chickens. It gives them a little extra money to play BINGO!

How do you play BINGO by the way?

[Dorothy39]

He buys them from the chickens. It gives them a little extra money to play BINGO!

How do you play BINGO by the way?

I play it by "ear" of course ( B-I-N-G-O, and *Bingo* was his name ~O~) :D


Bike rides, jumping rope, kool-aid, roller skates, kite flying, ~~ , what else can we add to Spring?

[Almita]

you can add blizzards of course!


what is spring break?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

you can add blizzards of course!


what is spring break?
Spring break is that sneaky time when Mother nature makes you think spring is here: flowers start to bloom, grass starts to grow, birds sing; then WHAM!!! she hits you with a snow storm. :eek:

What size shoes does the Green Giant wear?

[Almita]

He wears size 2!

What is Bud Light???

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He wears size 2!

What is Bud Light???
It's a soft gentle light that all the new buds of spring emit at twilight! Very beautiful!!!

How long is an ant eaters tongue?

[Almita]

An ant eaters tongue is 3 miles long!

hmm what is a Calico?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

An ant eaters tongue is 3 miles long!

hmm what is a Calico?
A Calico is a patchwork quilt for a bed! Very popular in colder climates.

What is a tooth brush used for?

[cassiesmom]

A toothbrush is an excellent tool for cleaning grout.

Speaking of the Green Giant - What does he have on underneath that leafy toga thing, anyway?
http://www.bettycrocker.com/NR/rdonlyres/F86057C3-C801-4E31-B795-82568AFE535D/0/GreenGiants.jpg

[Almita]

He has that because he is part African American.

What is a microphone?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He has that because he is part African American.

What is a microphone?
A microphone is something you use to yell at your kids to pick up their underwear. It's really fun to use if they are having friends over! ;)

What are cupcakes?

[cassiesmom]

A microphone is a little tiny cellie that James Bond speaks into when he must make a or receive a call.

What happens to the Pillsbury Doughboy when it's hot outside?

[Dorothy39]

A microphone is something you use to yell at your kids to pick up their underwear. It's really fun to use if they are having friends over! ;)

What are cupcakes?
They're "little clumps of frozen snow" , often spotted in everyones' yard, during early Spring~ ( the remnants of a family gathering :D )

What happens to the Pillbury Dough Boy when it's hot outside?


He gets a burst of wild energy, frothing at the mouth, and has been known to snap at the finger that pokes fun at him!!!! :D

What does a dog do when he/she can't remember where that tasty bone was buried?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What does a dog do when he/she can't remember where that tasty bone was buried?
They have their squirrel pals find it for them. They are great at locating buried things.

What is a dump truck?

[Dorothy39]

Darn it all Moff, I'm laughing toooo hard to post the wrong answer that just popped into my silly head!!!!!!! :D ( coming up for air now) :eek: :D

What is a Dump Truck? Isn't that the same thing as A Honey Dew Truck? :cool:

If all of your socks are "identical", does that mean they will mate for life? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Darn it all Moff, I'm laughing toooo hard to post the wrong answer that just popped into my silly head!!!!!!! :D ( coming up for air now) :eek: :D

What is a Dump Truck? Isn't that the same thing as A Honey Dew Truck? :cool:

If all of your socks are "identical", does that mean they will mate for life? :eek:
Sure! Since the life of a sock is notoriously short it's not a long commitment, just until the next rinse cycle or something.

What is a push up?

[Dorothy39]

A push up is a "heckler" in the check out lane during noon rush hour~ they are known to use a shopping cart effectively, and can cause bodily injury :D Be Ware of "Push Ups"!!!

Can a Bleach Bottle still be turned into a "Pig"? (such a crafty question :p )

[Almita]

No, it can't be turned into a pig anymore, bleach bottles now turn into chickens!

How do you play the piano?

[Dorothy39]

This is the Pet Talk version of "The Wrong Game" :cool:

How do I *play* the piano, you ask? :rolleyes:

I just press---- "play" on a C.D. player :D ( I can now *play *the piano!!) :p


What is a dust mite? :eek:

[Almita]

a dust mite is a magnet that has the name dustin on it they just call it dust for short.


what is paper really for?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

a dust mite is a magnet that has the name dustin on it they just call it dust for short.


what is paper really for?
Paper has many uses but it was originally a toy for cats. Just wad it up and throw. The cats have tons of fun ripping it up all over the carpet and watching you pick it up!!!

How fast could a model - T car go?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Paper has many uses but it was originally a toy for cats. Just wad it up and throw. The cats have tons of fun ripping it up all over the carpet and watching you pick it up!!!

How fast could a model - T car go?
Ok, so I'm the only one who ever heard of a model T car? It's not like I ever saw one or anything!!!

Ok, I'll give you a different question:
What is a beanie baby?

[Almita]

Beanie baby everyone knows what that is, it's a bean that has a little baby face on it!

what is a trash can?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Beanie baby everyone knows what that is, it's a bean that has a little baby face on it!

what is a trash can?
A trash can is a can with a lid that you use to hide your goodies from your family and pets. My cat leonardo loves Nacho doritos, so that's where I hide them from him!!!

What do you do with newspaper?

[cassiesmom]

What do I do with newspaper? I knit with it.


What do you do with a magazine?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I cut magazines up and make paper dolls!!!

What color are eggs?

[cassiesmom]

What color are eggs? Violet.


What's the difference between yams and sweet potatoes?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What color are eggs? Violet.


What's the difference between yams and sweet potatoes?
Sweet potatoes are what regular people eat and yams are what high society folks eat!!! ;) :D

How do you make pop corn?

[Almita]

you go up to the corns and yell "POP" and there you have it popcorn.

How is it possible to ride a tricycle?

[Dorothy39]

The price of Gas makes riding a tricycle possible and profitable too!! Just hook up a little cart on the back of it and you're all set!!!

Do people still iron bed sheets and pillow cases? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The price of Gas makes riding a tricycle possible and profitable too!! Just hook up a little cart on the back of it and you're all set!!!

Do people still iron bed sheets and pillow cases? :eek:
What's iron? I personally NEVER iron anything. I don't even own such a critter as an iron. Isn't iron a vitamin or something?
oh, wait, I'm supposed to answer WRONG (been so long I forgot) then...
yes we ALL iron sheets and pillow cases. We have NOTHING else in the entire world to do!!! :D :D

How do you make hot chocolate?

[cassiesmom]

I make hot chocolate by leaving a Hershey bar on the seat of my car on a warm day. (Oops!)

How do you play poker?

[p.s. Dorothy39 and MoFF ... my mom irons sheets and pillowcases (and tablecloths and just about everything else) with her ancient but extremely effective Ironrite machine. The darn thing takes forever to heat up but it works great. I'm not even sure they make the Ironrite anymore - my mom's is older than I am!]

[Dorothy39]

How do I play Poker~ :rolleyes:

Isn't that like waking Gramma up from her nap? All ya have to do is just play" poke her?"- :cool:

(Loved the Ironrite Story!!! :D )


What's an Easter Lily?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

How do I play Poker~ :rolleyes:

Isn't that like waking Gramma up from her nap? All ya have to do is just play" poke her?"- :cool:

(Loved the Ironrite Story!!! :D )


What's an Easter Lily?
An Easter lily is a lily pad that frogs only sit on, on Easter morning to watch the sun come up during the Easter Sunrise services!!! :D

Does the Easter bunny ever eat any of the chocolate eggs he leaves?

[Almita]

Yes, he only eats the blue and white polka dotted ones.

What is a dashboard?

[Dorothy39]

funny you should ask~ What is a Dashboard? That's got to be all about the guy who still relies on Morse Code for communication ~ He's simply Dash -----Bored ------of course!!!! :D (poor fella)

Where does the Easter Bunny go after he has delivered all the goodies?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

funny you should ask~ What is a Dashboard? That's got to be all about the guy who still relies on Morse Code for communication ~ He's simply Dash -----Bored ------of course!!!! :D (poor fella)

Where does the Easter Bunny go after he has delivered all the goodies?
He goes on spring break!!! ok so his spring break lasts almost a year but the poor bunny works hard!!!

How many kids does the Easter bunny have?

[Almita]

The Easter bunny has 29 kids

What is Easter?

[Whisk_Luva]

Easter is where all the people in the East use er on the end of every word they say for a whole day! :D

What color are your socks today?

[Almita]

they are the color pig!

why do people shiver?

[Whisk_Luva]

coz they eat ham


Why do feet smell?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

coz they eat ham


Why do feet smell?
So we won't have to waste money buying perfume.

Do ant eaters burp?

[Almita]

Yes, the burp like cows.

Where is California?

[Whisk_Luva]

Its on mars

What animal is Snoopy?

[mike001]

I think he's a silly little dog.


Why is the milky way in the sky?

[Almita]

because it couldn't fit inside of the wrapper.


what is a racecar?

[Dorothy39]

A Racecar is "now" a Tricycle with Rockets attached to the back end!!
(Light em off and hang on for Dear Life :cool: )

Is it still considered "Old Fashioned" to write with Pen on Paper? :eek:

( Like, can one go to bed and then wake up--Out of Style?-- :D )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A Racecar is "now" a Tricycle with Rockets attached to the back end!!
(Light em off and hang on for Dear Life :cool: )

Is it still considered "Old Fashioned" to write with Pen on Paper? :eek:

( Like, can one go to bed and then wake up--Out of Style?-- :D )
They still MAKE pens and paper? :eek:
No, it's very fashionable to write with pen on paper if you can find any paper, that is!!!

Why do elephants like mud baths?

[Almita]

They are trying to hide their true color which is pink.

what is the color orange?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The color orange is the color of a banana.

Do frogs like pizza?

[Whisk_Luva]

YES! Of course its their fav meal and they order one every night

What is snow?

[Dorothy39]

Snow is reminder that "Spring" is here to stay ;)

What is a Lab Assistant?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Snow is reminder that "Spring" is here to stay ;)

What is a Lab Assistant?
It's a rat named Frank

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

[Dorothy39]

Dogs howl at the Full Moon to remind us of common folklore!! Pay attention ----This just in from the Doggie Howler News ---If you cut your hair while the Moon is waning (between full and new)--It will lose its luster and fall out.~~~ YIKES!!!! :eek:

Why do "bread twisties" accumulate in a bread drawer?

[cassiesmom]

Twist ties accumulate in the bread drawer because they move themselves there at night. They're assisted by the ones that come with trash bags, which can move faster because they are longer. They manage to make themselves scarce when I need one, though.


Why is it called a pair of scissors when there is only one you can cut with?

[Dorothy39]

that's a great one Cass!!! :D

Scissors are defiant tools, believe me, I think I own them !!! but for the life I me, I can't shake that secret out of each pair I have!!!!

Why does toothpaste stick to the bathroom sink?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

that's a great one Cass!!! :D

Scissors are defiant tools, believe me, I think I own them !!! but for the life I me, I can't shake that secret out of each pair I have!!!!

Why does toothpaste stick to the bathroom sink?
So you won't lose it in case you want to reuse it!

What is a barf bag on an air plane?

[Miss Z]

A helpful object to fill with leftovers from the nasty inflight meal, blow it up, and then pop it over the head of that annoying kid who's been sitting behind you, whining and screaming and kicking your seat.

At least, that's what I've been using it for in my life so far! :p ;)

So, why is all food that's bad for you so addictive?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A helpful object to fill with leftovers from the nasty inflight meal, blow it up, and then pop it over the head of that annoying kid who's been sitting behind you, whining and screaming and kicking your seat.

At least, that's what I've been using it for in my life so far! :p ;)

So, why is all food that's bad for you so addictive?
It's to keep you away from all those horribe veggies which, I hear, are even worse for you than junk food!!!

What makes soda pop fizz?

[Dorothy39]

"It's all because the " Earth rotates on an axis!!! " If it would just stop ~for a few seconds~ there would be no irritating " fizzzzzzzz"!!

What is a "quirk"?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

"It's all because the " Earth rotates on an axis!!! " If it would just stop ~for a few seconds~ there would be no irritating " fizzzzzzzz"!!

What is a "quirk"?
Quirk is the favorite word of Martians!!! They go around saying: "quirk quirk quirk"! all day!!! Only they know what it means!!!

Why do we have belly buttons?

[Whisk_Luva]

So if a button comes of our shirts we have the belly button which we can sew straight back on.


Why do people become vegiterians?

[cassiesmom]

Hmmm... people become vegetarian because you can do the most amazing things with tofu and Boca Burgers nowadays...

What is edamame?

[Dorothy39]

That's a new name for Cotton Candy!!! :cool: (I'm Soy,~soooooo Soy~please accept my apology :D )

What is meant by a "Ghost of a Chance?"

[momoffuzzyfaces]

That's a new name for Cotton Candy!!! :cool: (I'm Soy,~soooooo Soy~please accept my apology :D )

What is meant by a "Ghost of a Chance?"
The phrase was originally "Ghost of Chance". Chance was the turtle who raced with the Hare in the famous fairy tale: the Tortoise and the Hare.
After winning that famous race, Chance went on tour. Sadly, he was squashed by a tour bus when he didn't look before he crossed a busy highway. When someone was clumsey, people would say they had the Ghost of Chance - meaning to watch where they were going or they may be squashed by a tour bus too. :D

What are blue suede shoes?

[Dorothy39]

The "shoes" that Chance was holding in his mouth, when he was squashed by that tour bus!!! They were intended to be delivered to the Rabbits nemisis, well, that took care of that, huh!! :eek:

Is there still room for *jello* after a heavy meal?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The "shoes" that Chance was holding in his mouth, when he was squashed by that tour bus!!! They were intended to be delivered to the Rabbits nemisis, well, that took care of that, huh!! :eek:

Is there still room for *jello* after a heavy meal?
Only if you jump up and down to settle everything in your tummy to the bottom. Then there is room for jello on top.

Do squirrels ever forget where they buried their nuts?

[Dorothy39]

Not any more, Squirrels own computers too , and they have learned how to "save" to favorites!!! ( they just click for breakfast, lunch and dinner now :eek: )


Hey, can Rocky the Flying Squirrel still "fly"?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Not any more, Squirrels own computers too , and they have learned how to "save" to favorites!!! ( they just click for breakfast, lunch and dinner now :eek: )


Hey, can Rocky the Flying Squirrel still "fly"?
Yes! he is now the air traffic copter over Kansas City!

Why do some people paint their toenails?

[Dorothy39]

Some people can walk on their hands, so I think they paint their toe nails just to show off their new Spring purse!!!! :cool:


What is mean't by "A Bee in your Bonnet"?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Some people can walk on their hands, so I think they paint their toe nails just to show off their new Spring purse!!!! :cool:


What is mean't by "A Bee in your Bonnet"?
It means you should stop wearing hats with flowers on them!!! Bees love hats with flowers!!!


What is a goose bump?

[Dorothy39]

That's a raised "bump" on the side walk, it makes kids back up their tricycles and it gives older folks a big headache!! :D

How can you tell when a Goose has been in your front yard?

[cassiesmom]

You can tell when a goose has been in your front yard because the little seasonal costume is missing from the goose figurine on the porch and there's an envelope with money stuck under the front door. (Beats me!)

Where did the sport of bowling get its name?

[Dorothy39]

You can tell when a goose has been in your front yard because the little seasonal costume is missing from the goose figurine on the porch and there's an envelope with money stuck under the front door. (Beats me!)

Where did the sport of bowling get its name?

:D :D Oh Geesh Cassiesmom~ That was GOOD!!!!!

The Sport , known today as Bowling originated during a Common Ice Cream Social, held in the late 1890's~ Contestants whirled their empty bowls down a designated path, toppling all the empty cartons at the end, , and each won a gallon of ice cream for every carton left standing!!! :D
( the bowls got heavier, later on in the game.......)


What is a Pin?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

:D :D Oh Geesh Cassiesmom~ That was GOOD!!!!!

The Sport , known today as Bowling originated during a Common Ice Cream Social, held in the late 1890's~ Contestants whirled their empty bowls down a designated path, toppling all the empty cartons at the end, , and each won a gallon of ice cream for every carton left standing!!! :D
( the bowls got heavier, later on in the game.......)


What is a Pin?
A pin is an old time piece of clothing worn by people cooking. They were popular with BBQ chefs!

What is the Queen of England's favorite flavor of tea?

[cassiesmom]

:D :D Oh Geesh Cassiesmom~ That was GOOD!!!!!



Dorothy39, I was a little worried because the goose-on-the-front-porch thing is kind of a cliche around here. I'm getting better at the Wrong Game because YOU TAUGHT ME WELL! :D :D


But back to MoFF's question: What is the Queen of England's favorite flavor of tea?

[Almita]

Penguin flavored!

What are tulips?

[Dorothy39]

Tulips are an invasive , not to mention,a mouthy, Garden Flower Species.Don't, I repeat, do not plant tulips near your home ~You will be sorry !!!

What's a Foxglove?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Tulips are an invasive , not to mention,a mouthy, Garden Flower Species.Don't, I repeat, do not plant tulips near your home ~You will be sorry !!!

What's a Foxglove?
Foxgloves are gloves foxes wear to the moonlight opera!

What is hail?

[Dorothy39]

Hail is a Hearty Breakfast Cereal with a Prize in every box!!! I found a real neat Stone in mine this week!!!( Kids, ask your Mom and Dad to buy "Hail" cereal )


Why do frogs croak so loudly during Spring? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Hail is a Hearty Breakfast Cereal with a Prize in every box!!! I found a real neat Stone in mine this week!!!( Kids, ask your Mom and Dad to buy "Hail" cereal )


Why do frogs croak so loudly during Spring? :eek:
In Kansas they croak loudly to drown out the sound of the rushing wind from all the twisters!!! CROAK!!!!

What is a tree stump?

[Whisk_Luva]

A tree stump is a name for a short person.

Why do we wear shoes?

[Almita]

We wear shoes because that keeps the bugs off us.

What is the color red?

[cassiesmom]

The color red is what my teachers used to use to point out all the mistakes I made in my schoolwork!


What is a rainbow?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A rainbow is God's smile. It looks upside down to us because we are here but from heaven it looks right: like this :) .

Do bunnies really like carrots?

[Almita]

Nope they like lobsters instead.

What are mood rings?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Nope they like lobsters instead.

What are mood rings?
Mood rings are those rings you sometimes see around the moon. They show if the moon is in a good mood or not.

What is a soap opera?

[Dorothy39]

WOW , It's really Out in Stores Now Moff? :eek: That's the title of my very first C.D.~ I recorded "Soap Opera" while taking a Shower!!! :D


Why does a Groundbreaking Ceremony require ""Brand New Shovels"" and Hard Hats? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

WOW , It's really Out in Stores Now Moff? :eek: That's the title of my very first C.D.~ I recorded "Soap Opera" while taking a Shower!!! :D


Why does a Groundbreaking Ceremony require ""Brand New Shovels"" and Hard Hats? :rolleyes:
You just never know what you will did up when you go breaking ground!!
It's possible you will wake up some cranky critter if you did into his home in the ground!!! The shovels really aren't brand new. They just aren't used much so look new.

What does "dog tired" mean?

[cassiesmom]

Dog tired means I lie down, pull up the blanket and have pleasant dreams about dogs!

Why does one sock from a pair always disappear in the wash?

[Dorothy39]

Like it or not, our washing machines are often "possessed" by a Demonic Goat~and, as luck would have it, they're after our socks!!!! :eek:


Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horner, Simple Simon...........who comes next?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Like it or not, our washing machines are often "possessed" by a Demonic Goat~and, as luck would have it, they're after our socks!!!! :eek:


Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horner, Simple Simon...........who comes next?
Miss Piggy!!!

How many hairs make up a hair ball?

[cassiesmom]

Oh, about 100... give or take a few...

Why do birds start chirping before the sun rises?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They start chirping before sunrise to make sure they are awake to catch the worms. Early birds have the best chance to get them.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

[Dorothy39]

They start chirping before sunrise to make sure they are awake to catch the worms. Early birds have the best chance to get them.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?


It's a dough ~~~~nut~~~ :D It's a treat that can slide onto your finger like a ring, and it's every bit as delicious as licking out of a bowl of raw cake batter! A Clever invention, huh!!

What is a hamburger?

[Whisk_Luva]

A burger that hams eat.

What is a magazine?